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How To Start A Fight... I'm a bit inflammatory.... THANKS SO MUCH FOR #1 THIS IS MY FIRST OFFICIAL TIME, I LOVE YOU GUYS Here's the link to part 2 /funny_pictur

I'm a bit inflammatory....

THANKS SO MUCH FOR #1 THIS IS MY FIRST OFFICIAL TIME, I LOVE YOU GUYS

Here's the link to part 2 /funny_pictures/3210822/How+To+Start+A+Fight+Part+2

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How To Start a Fight
One year, I decided to buy my mothers
inflow a cemetery plot as a Christmas
The next year I didn' t buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
Well, you still haven' t used the gift I
bought you last: year!"
And that' s how the fight sta raed....
My wife and I were watching Who
Wants To Be A Millionaire while we
were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want
to have sex?
She said no.
So I looked to her again and said "Is
that your final answer?"
Not even looking at me, she said "Yes."
So I said, "then I' d like to phone a
friend"
And that' s when the fight started...
I took my wife to a restaurant,
The waiter for some reason, took
my order first.
I' ll have the rump steak, rare,
please."
He said, "Aren' t you worried about
the mad cow?"
Nah, she can order for herself."
And that‘ s when the fight started...
thumbs,
when the fight started,,,
Deds,
Whether you liked them or not,
have a nice day ,
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #4 - KingOfTime
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(01/21/2012) [-]
sit down to watch some television
turn television to UFC
referee announces 3, 2, 1
and thats when the fight started
#516 to #4 - bloxxer
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(01/21/2012) [-]
And then one of them brings out a knife.
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#281 to #4 - MidgetFever
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#7 to #4 - secretlywheatbread
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#149 to #4 - xPLDxPunisher
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#98 to #4 - shadowrated
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#80 - fignewtonz
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(01/21/2012) [-]
I wanted to stop online piracy.
I introduced a bill to the House of Representatives that would give the the government much more authority over the internet.
the internet found out.
and that's when the fight started...
#450 to #80 - icanthinkofname **User deleted account**
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User avatar #235 to #80 - crowdpleazer
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(01/21/2012) [-]
no longer a fight but soon a full scale war
User avatar #255 to #235 - haaaxderp
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(01/21/2012) [-]
Soon? At least 12 government websites are being DDoS'd, and at least 8 of their LAN servers too.
War has been declared dude, when they shut down MegaUpload
User avatar #277 to #255 - crowdpleazer
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to both of you all i can say is god help our enemies because there will be no mercy
#324 to #255 - anon id: 97bc2521
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WOW,you inutilizated useless websites?,wow,the government must be scared to death,you guys are pretty badass
User avatar #339 to #324 - haaaxderp
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Their network infrastructure servers too, they can't even ******* send each other emails.
#257 to #235 - fieryflamingofive
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(01/21/2012) [-]
the government take mega upload we take 12 of there websites, this is war

User avatar #265 to #257 - fignewtonz
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"we?" what are you doing, exactly, to be a part of "we?"
#67 - bulletone
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User avatar #396 to #67 - nixone
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I've seen clips from that show before, but would you be ever so kind as to remind me what it's called so that I may go watch it?
User avatar #405 to #396 - RedPurpleRain
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(01/21/2012) [-]
Whose Line is it Anyway. They don't make new episodes, but you can watch reruns on ABC family.
User avatar #407 to #405 - nixone
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Thank you kind sir.
#406 to #396 - anon id: 91802b23
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Its called 'Who's Line Is It Anyway'
User avatar #260 to #67 - harryballzack
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Gawd I love that show
#39 - xxxduncanxxx
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#151 to #39 - veryoldman
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*Blackula
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#106 to #39 - shadowrated
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#434 to #106 - icytime
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What's this from?
What's this from?
#438 to #434 - multisupahman
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Scrubs :)
#440 to #438 - icytime
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Thanks.
Thanks.
#246 - annhilator
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**annhilator rolls 88** dubbed
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#276 to #246 - bloodflame
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**bloodflame rolls 62**
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**anonymouswalrus rolls 83**
User avatar #309 to #246 - cshp
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**cshp rolls 68**
User avatar #310 to #309 - cshp
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Dammit! They flipped my nine!
#220 - vigorion
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(01/21/2012) [-]
>So I stepped through the door
>And that's when the fight ended.
#244 to #220 - anon id: 1d11daf9
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so thats why they created the hospital!
#237 - thisitesux
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i stated an opinion on fj. that's how the fight started.
User avatar #223 - stopdropandshop
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
#19 - elemenohpe
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#84 - grimmwaters
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I was eating dinner with my family one night, when my brother asked me to   
pass him the ketchup.   
I gave it to him.   
And that's how the fight started.
I was eating dinner with my family one night, when my brother asked me to
pass him the ketchup.
I gave it to him.
And that's how the fight started.
#258 to #84 - fieryflamingofive
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mfw, when that ketchup thing happens