How To Start A Fight... I'm a bit inflammatory.... THANKS SO MUCH FOR #1 THIS IS MY FIRST OFFICIAL TIME, I LOVE YOU GUYS Here's the link to part 2 www.funnyjunk
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How To Start A Fight..

I'm a bit inflammatory....

THANKS SO MUCH FOR #1 THIS IS MY FIRST OFFICIAL TIME, I LOVE YOU GUYS

Here's the link to part 2 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3210822/How+To+Start+A+Fight+Part+2

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How To Start a Fight
One year, I decided to buy my mothers
inflow a cemetery plot as a Christmas
The next year I didn' t buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
Well, you still haven' t used the gift I
bought you last: year!"
And that' s how the fight sta raed....
My wife and I were watching Who
Wants To Be A Millionaire while we
were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want
to have sex?
She said no.
So I looked to her again and said "Is
that your final answer?"
Not even looking at me, she said "Yes."
So I said, "then I' d like to phone a
friend"
And that' s when the fight started...
I took my wife to a restaurant,
The waiter for some reason, took
my order first.
I' ll have the rump steak, rare,
please."
He said, "Aren' t you worried about
the mad cow?"
Nah, she can order for herself."
And that‘ s when the fight started...
thumbs,
when the fight started,,,
Deds,
Whether you liked them or not,
have a nice day ,
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Submitted: 01/20/2012
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User avatar #4 - KingOfTime (01/21/2012) [+] (6 replies)
sit down to watch some television
turn television to UFC
referee announces 3, 2, 1
and thats when the fight started
#80 - fignewtonz (01/21/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I wanted to stop online piracy.
I introduced a bill to the House of Representatives that would give the the government much more authority over the internet.
the internet found out.
and that's when the fight started...
#67 - bulletone (01/21/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#39 - xxxduncanxxx (01/21/2012) [+] (6 replies)
#246 - annhilator (01/21/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**annhilator rolls 88** dubbed
#212 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/21/2012) [-]
I was anon, and had an opinion,
and that's' when the fight started...
#220 - vigorion ONLINE (01/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>So I stepped through the door
>And that's when the fight ended.
#237 - thisitesux (01/21/2012) [-]
i stated an opinion on fj. that's how the fight started.
User avatar #223 - stopdropandshop (01/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
#19 - elemenohpe (01/21/2012) [-]
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#84 - grimmwaters ONLINE (01/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I was eating dinner with my family one night, when my brother asked me to   
pass him the ketchup.   
I gave it to him.   
And that's how the fight started.
I was eating dinner with my family one night, when my brother asked me to
pass him the ketchup.
I gave it to him.
And that's how the fight started.
User avatar #408 - sperminjection (01/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#36 - MetaGunna (01/21/2012) [-]
**MetaGunna rolled a random image posted in comment #271 at Oh God **

I decided to go out drinking with my friends

I punched a guy

And that's when the fight started
#308 - herpederpa (01/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I said I wanted to censor the internet.

That's when the war started.
User avatar #428 - rhhyyyssss (01/21/2012) [-]
My wife gave me $500 and told me to go out and spend it on something that would make her look sexy.

I came home drunk.

That's when the fight started.
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#261 - browealicious (01/21/2012) [-]
**browealicious rolled a random image posted in comment #336 at A GF ** <-- what's behind all fights
**browealicious rolled a random image posted in comment #336 at A GF ** <-- what's behind all fights
#274 - shrike (01/21/2012) [-]
I mentioned religion on the internet   
   
That's how the fight started.
I mentioned religion on the internet

That's how the fight started.

#325 - chriscatalli (01/21/2012) [+] (19 replies)
dubz decides what i say to my gf
User avatar #354 to #325 - blackline (01/21/2012) [-]
**blackline rolls 00** Bend over bitch
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