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#9 - remozerker **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#19 - Virgill (01/21/2012) [-]
Made this one.
User avatar #87 to #19 - coolkobi (01/21/2012) [-]
Way to make me think about it...
#92 to #19 - anon (01/21/2012) [-]
oh my god yes
especially the part when they said heaven lasts eternity
#61 to #19 - LolWutStylinOnU (01/21/2012) [-]
i hate you.
User avatar #55 - CarlosRayNorris (01/21/2012) [-]
won't give you answers on a test

tells you what they were the second you turn it in
User avatar #16 to #8 - spamalope (01/21/2012) [-]
wait what story?
User avatar #18 to #16 - avagantamos (01/21/2012) [-]
creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/...

It's about a sleep experiment (obviously) where Russian scientists tried to make people need less sleep.
The effects of the drug are....well.....I'll just let you read it.
User avatar #20 to #18 - spamalope (01/21/2012) [-]
complete bull crap... a similar test was done in america, but they learned that after about 4 days without sleep the test subjects would have died due to a lack of a fluid in the brain that grows while your dreaming
User avatar #26 to #20 - scottyknoxville (01/21/2012) [-]
************* . I personally have stayed awake for 5 and a half days straight. The world record is something like 11 days.
User avatar #58 to #20 - anotherponyaccount (01/21/2012) [-]
Then i should have died years ago, all i see is black
#49 to #20 - anon (01/21/2012) [-]
my father and mother have had a ****** up past and I showed them the russian sleep experiment and they said they have been up for like a month on drugs im not exactly sure if this is true or even possible im just giving out my 2 cents (also it might have been meth)
User avatar #47 to #20 - crazycupcakes (01/21/2012) [-]
actually, you can go nine days without sleep before dying, on the tenth day. but still, after 2 or 3 days of drowsiness, uncomfort, minor hallucinations and mind tricks, the effects will get way, way worse until you finally sleep, or die.
#43 to #20 - lithiumt (01/21/2012) [-]
Scot speaks the truth, 11 days is the record.

Plus - you don't grow fluid while you dream, that's just silly.
Dreaming is just a certain your brain trying to interpret these electrical signals that happen in the back of your brain while you are asleep.
User avatar #23 to #18 - edvf (01/21/2012) [-]
Yo, is the thing about squidward and the simpsons (bart) true? I mean really... how ****** up are the people who made those episodes... ******* creeps.
#21 to #8 - cptcolin (01/21/2012) [-]
I JUST FORGOT ABOUT THAT TOO, ASSHOLE!!!!! still made me lol tho
I JUST FORGOT ABOUT THAT TOO, ASSHOLE!!!!! still made me lol tho
#32 to #8 - dawnowl (01/21/2012) [-]
just read it im out
just read it im out
#17 to #8 - lordmuffin (01/21/2012) [-]
Oh god no...
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#13 to #8 - hauntzor (01/21/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who didn't find that story too horribly frightening? Especially the end, it was kind of corny.
User avatar #28 to #13 - nuggubler (01/21/2012) [-]
same here
User avatar #27 to #13 - scottyknoxville (01/21/2012) [-]
Im with 'ya bro.
#52 - vegasblkngld (01/21/2012) [-]
i seriously don't think i have had this many feels for one comp....ever.
i seriously don't think i have had this many feels for one comp....ever.
#96 - bananacliped (01/21/2012) [-]
your face whenever your brain bothers you
#82 - katsueren (01/21/2012) [-]
My brain is the residence of my depression, and so I feel like complete crap every day. I'm a sophomore and my English teacher took me out of class one day when I was visibly upset and told me that I always turn in the most beautifully written assignments.

That makes me feel a bit better, but that's not the only thing. I am a loner. Being friendly is easy, but making good friends is damn near impossible. My brain is an asshole. Some of the thoughts I have, I can't tell if that's me thinking or if it's my depression. It really ***** up my day, funnyjunk. Sorry for all the feels
#103 to #82 - pinkscrappycoco (01/21/2012) [-]
I have slight depression, I have very few friends, dropped out of university, don't really know what I want to do with my life, and I live my parents but dammit that isn't gonna stop me from being happy what I got so far. I may be socially awkward but I make best out of it. You should too, so go listen to some AWESOME music and make yourself feel absolutely AWESOME.   
   
Shall we all PARTY HARD now?
I have slight depression, I have very few friends, dropped out of university, don't really know what I want to do with my life, and I live my parents but dammit that isn't gonna stop me from being happy what I got so far. I may be socially awkward but I make best out of it. You should too, so go listen to some AWESOME music and make yourself feel absolutely AWESOME.

Shall we all PARTY HARD now?


User avatar #105 to #82 - Loon (01/21/2012) [-]
Try getting an animal. I would suggest a dog - because dogs are awesome! (but just make sure you can take good care of it, otherwise a cat is easier to keep).
While I know it won't solve all your problems, I know that I am a happier person because of my dog. Always a good friend who is happy to see you and it has actually been proven that animals have a positive effect on people who suffer from depression and other mental illness:) All the best to you.
#89 to #82 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/21/2012) [-]
Don't worry bro I'm the same. Except for me it wasn't English class r anything it was history. My teacher would let me sleep in class bcuz I would always get a's on the tests even if I woke up halfway thru the end of the test and class was about to end. Other than that making friends easy good friends like you said nearly impossible. I feel you bro
#93 to #91 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/21/2012) [-]
I miss my kitties they were always so loving and playful lol now I've got big dogs that think they're little dogs and destroy my lap everytime they try to sit on me
#94 to #93 - katsueren (01/21/2012) [-]
This is my cat, Garfield. :3 I love my kitty
#106 to #94 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/21/2012) [-]
Aww such a cute kitty :D
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#71 - kevinbieksa (01/21/2012) [-]
I hate it when my brain incorporates my alarm with my dreams. One time I was ten minutes late for work because I was dreaming I was in school and the lunch bell was going off. I woke up and I realized that I had over slept my alarm.
I hate it when my brain incorporates my alarm with my dreams. One time I was ten minutes late for work because I was dreaming I was in school and the lunch bell was going off. I woke up and I realized that I had over slept my alarm.
#83 to #71 - katsueren (01/21/2012) [-]
I have dreams where I dream I'm getting out of bed. I'll have this same sequence of my dream repeated multiple times, and each time I fall for it.
#98 to #83 - epowers (01/21/2012) [-]
i thought i was the only one
User avatar #67 - antinonymous (01/21/2012) [-]
Forget the best dreams isntantly

Remember the worst nightmares forever.
User avatar #81 to #67 - rokkarokkaali (01/21/2012) [-]
im still scared out mexican tortillas... it scared me until all my friends had died and i lived the rest of my life in an abandoned jail cell that smelled like the tortilla and had a place to pray and was covered in rot and urine. WTF
User avatar #38 - CapnInterwebz (01/21/2012) [-]
leads you to believe it operates and thinks separately from you


become diagnosed with schizophrenia
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User avatar #77 to #74 - wyattheriot (01/21/2012) [-]
you must get all the women
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#62 - anon (01/21/2012) [-]
You are your brain, You're only trolling yourself.
User avatar #6 - Lintutu (01/21/2012) [-]
able to do complex math problems in class

during finals, forget EVERYTHING
User avatar #31 to #10 - richardastley (01/21/2012) [-]
*every day

**** I hate how everyperson I know ***** that up.
#40 to #31 - CapnInterwebz (01/21/2012) [-]
not sure if typo or subliminal joke
User avatar #41 to #40 - richardastley (01/21/2012) [-]
Subliminal joke. Thought it was obvious, but the first guy to reply didn't see it at all.
User avatar #42 to #41 - CapnInterwebz (01/21/2012) [-]
Ah. Well played in that case, sir. pinkie for you.
#37 to #31 - lithiumt (01/21/2012) [-]
Every person*
#45 to #39 - lithiumt (01/21/2012) [-]
Must be a pretty ****** joke if 2/2 people didnt get it.
User avatar #107 to #45 - richardastley (01/21/2012) [-]
You say 2/2 as if only two people could have possibly seen it.
#34 to #10 - sedativechunk (01/21/2012) [-]
OH **** YODA ON THE SCENE 900 FIEND SMOKIN DEGOBAH GREEN
#63 - anon (01/21/2012) [-]
"I think its time for a fap sesh"

"Thinks of ponies"
User avatar #3 - dancingdoggy ONLINE (01/20/2012) [-]
"Trying to sleep while drunk? Activate merry-go-round"
Are you kidding? I love the merry go round :)
#22 to #3 - dtanobo (01/21/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you also love vomiting on your floor too
#11 to #3 - anon (01/21/2012) [-]
you obviously never been piss drunk before
User avatar #15 to #11 - dancingdoggy ONLINE (01/21/2012) [-]
No, I have. That's actually one of the parts I enjoy the most, laying on my bed, feeling like the world is going in circles. It's soothing for me... but I also never get motion sickness, which may help.
User avatar #29 to #15 - scottyknoxville (01/21/2012) [-]
I never get motion sickness either...but the drunk off my ass, room spinning **** , tears me up. I can't handle it. Maybe it is because I know that I am not spinning, but my brain says it is. So the conflicting ideas in my head make me puke.
#65 - anon (01/21/2012) [-]
**** I thought i was the only one who reminds myself of all the stupid things i did until i hate myself
#73 to #65 - anon (01/21/2012) [-]
me too man... me too
User avatar #24 - edvf (01/21/2012) [-]
You guys made me remember everything bad in my life, reading this comments. I hate you all >.<
#12 - hauntzor (01/21/2012) [-]
Mfw the first one
Mfw the first one
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