SCYTHER FUCK YEAH. .... HOLY , BACK THE ‘L UP IS THAT A GODDAMN SCYTHER? YOU BET YOUR ASS IT IS ll Jesus Christ, look at this . It' s a JP Mantis Hybrid, holy .
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SCYTHER FUCK YEAH

HOLY **** , BACK THE ‘L
**** UP
IS THAT A GODDAMN
SCYTHER?
YOU BET YOUR ASS IT IS
ll Jesus Christ, look at this **** . It' s a *******
JP Mantis Hybrid, holy **** . Look at
those scythes, they' re ******* defeet long, which is just
Look at his ******* about the right length to kill your entire ******* family in
eyes. He' s not going to one swing. If that' s not enough, he can also ******* fly,
cutup with any ofyour meaning you' re ass is safe just about NOWHERE.
**** .
**** , OH, and by the way, this thing travels in ******* swarms,
mager which mean you' ll have to deal with roughly a few hundred
110 ******* of the crazy *********** bearing down on your ass.
Better pray to your God for mercy, cause an entire army
Morethan hill of Scythers sure as **** arent going to give
anything that moves you any.
What' s that, you think Pinsir is better?
WELL **** YOU. SCYTHER WOULD BEAT PINSER' S BITCH ASS
BEFORE HE EVEN KNEW WHAT THE **** WAS HAPPENING.
You think Rock Slide' s gonna help you, just because it' s at Super Effective'?
Good plan, except Scyther is 3 times faster than Pinsir' s slow ass, and get
this: Scyther can learn ******* Aerial Ace, bitch, which he gets STAB for.
This equates to a 90 - Power attack, which is also Super Effective against
Pinsir. What this means in short is: SCYTHER WILL **** ' S ****
ANY TIME, ANYWHERE, ON THE FIRST TURN.
Scyther is so awesome, that when they gave him an evolution, they couldn' t
up it' s base stats, which means that Scyther can dish out MORE DAMAGE
than the defensiveness's Sewer, and only pussies focus on defense so ****
you if you evolve him.
IF YOU DON' T OWN A SCYTHER
YOU ARE A WASTE OF OXYGEN
SO teii) O ******* KILL YOURSELF
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#19 - viralvideocentral **User deleted account** (04/03/2010) [-]
he's like the ninja of pokemo-
User avatar #21 to #19 - snappycat (04/03/2010) [-]
what the hell are you talking about scyther is no nin-
#30 to #21 - anon (04/04/2010) [-]
OMG I gotta get out of he-
User avatar #31 to #30 - Skullyy (04/04/2010) [-]
This absolute **** , Scyther ain't no ninja. STFU.

This concludes my ran-
User avatar #18 - pwnarOnii (04/03/2010) [-]
MOAR POKEMON **** YEAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#14 - SozUDieTwo **User deleted account** (04/03/2010) [-]
He also hase False Swipe, so you can **** yourself right before he kills you.
User avatar #32 - xXMattMiguelXx (04/04/2010) [-]
Too bad Scyther can't fap...

User avatar #42 to #32 - CrownedClown (04/05/2010) [-]
does not need too.he rapes faggots like you and gets pussy
User avatar #34 to #32 - duhayevid (04/04/2010) [-]
Scyther doesn't need to fap, he gets pussy.
#38 to #32 - anon (04/04/2010) [-]
Damn, u just made me picture that, damn thats gotta hurt
User avatar #22 - DarkMata (04/03/2010) [-]
Hold up... Can't I just hide underwater?
Bitch doesn't know about hydrodynamics.
#17 - frolord (04/03/2010) [-]
I literally just beat an entire gym with this bad-ass :D
User avatar #15 - Increditroll (04/03/2010) [-]
<3 My favorite pokermanz.. You sir.. ******* Win.
#8 - Astynax (04/03/2010) [-]
You sir, have just earned my respect as a human being.....
#27 - anon (04/04/2010) [-]
Alex Mercer would be proud...
+1
#12 - GodlyWalrus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+1
#11 - IeatBABIES **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - xDrSchnugglesx (04/03/2010) [-]
Ice, Lightning, Fire, Poison, Flying, and Rock kill Scyther. He really is ****** as **** . I wish people would actually PLAY a Pokemon game before making **** like this.
User avatar #43 to #24 - CrownedClown (04/05/2010) [-]
first i dint make this,second this is just a joke ******* dont ruin it,i actually played most games of pokemon.
User avatar #45 to #43 - xDrSchnugglesx (04/06/2010) [-]
I get that it was a joke. It wasn't funny. Things like this stopped being funny in 6th grade.
User avatar #46 to #45 - CrownedClown (04/06/2010) [-]
Then stop being such a fag and skip to the next picture IF YOU DONT LIKE IT because im here trying to make you people laugh instead of sleeping.
User avatar #47 to #46 - xDrSchnugglesx (04/06/2010) [-]
I don't know if you noticed, but on this website, there is a comment feature. This allows people to post their opinions and thoughts about certain topics. Just thought you might want to be educated because from the looks of it you are a retard.
User avatar #48 to #47 - CrownedClown (04/06/2010) [-]
OK YOU WIN ,now could you keep up with your life(OH WAIT) i dont really think any one in this site cares if im a retard or not,nor i care,And talking about educated you are the one who started called this **** ,when i here try to make people laugh and some dont apreciate a **** ,even if its funny or not AT LEAST I TRY .

ALSO SLASH TILL THE END SCYTHER .
User avatar #49 to #48 - xDrSchnugglesx (04/06/2010) [-]
I am on this site and I care if you are a retard. Your last statement was so badly written I can't even respond to the rest.

Thunderbolt, Ice Beam, Blizzard and Thunder: Whiscash Till The END.
User avatar #50 to #49 - CrownedClown (04/06/2010) [-]
GET LAID ,Unless its true that smartasses dont get laid.
User avatar #51 to #50 - xDrSchnugglesx (04/06/2010) [-]
Please for the love of God put your commas in the right place. Capitalize better and use correct punctuation. I don't think a girl wants a guy who can't write either.
User avatar #52 to #51 - CrownedClown (04/06/2010) [-]
Actually i dont think a girl wants a guy who thinks he is a AND I PUT THE COMAS WHERE EVER I WNAT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.also i am a girl not a dude
User avatar #53 to #52 - CrownedClown (04/06/2010) [-]
who thinks he is a smartass(left that out)
User avatar #55 to #53 - xDrSchnugglesx (04/06/2010) [-]
*want And I'm pretty sure there are girls who like having boyfriends that have an IQ above 7, as you do not. I feel sorry for the guy who gets stuck with you. May God or the FSM have mercy upon his soul.
User avatar #56 to #55 - CrownedClown (04/06/2010) [-]


Get off the internet and stop arguing with some idiot that is just messing with you because of pure boredom and get LAID.
User avatar #57 to #56 - xDrSchnugglesx (04/06/2010) [-]
Arguments are the greatest thing since porn. I love them. I feel satisfied that I have taught you grammar, correct punctuation, correct comma usage, and I am happy that you have called yourself an idiot. My mission in this thread has been achieved.
User avatar #59 to #57 - CrownedClown (04/06/2010) [-]
cucessful trol is unsucesful.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xDrSchnugglesx (04/06/2010) [-]
....... Nice spelling. Real pro. I'm not even a troll if that's what you are implying. I just like stating opinions and proving idiots wrong.
User avatar #61 to #60 - CrownedClown (04/13/2010) [-]
xtly
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User avatar #36 - nojokes (04/04/2010) [-]
how many " ***** " are you going to put in there? damn..
User avatar #41 to #36 - CrownedClown (04/05/2010) [-]
as many ******* ***** i want to ******* put ******* ****** .


inb4 i dint make that picture
#37 to #36 - OneEightSeven (04/04/2010) [-]
As many as necessary
Why dont you go outside and play hide and go **** yourself?
User avatar #40 to #37 - nojokes (04/04/2010) [-]
boy, you sure know how to talk your way out of any situation
User avatar #35 - duhayevid (04/04/2010) [-]
Charizard will rape that ****** .
#33 - Malice **User deleted account** (04/04/2010) [-]
That was my favorite pokemon! :D
User avatar #29 - Charizard (04/04/2010) [-]
I WISH I HAD A DS NOW.
User avatar #28 - ThrashAholic (04/04/2010) [-]
lvl 29 croconaw or lvl 30 red gyrados?
User avatar #26 - malikblishtar (04/04/2010) [-]
i dont get it, these things aren't funneh
User avatar #25 - Callfall (04/03/2010) [-]
nah you can't hide in the water because he will just cut open the sea and kill your ass
User avatar #20 - suprdude (04/03/2010) [-]
*Pushes Scyther with hand having him tremble on the ground stiff*

*Walks away not looking at the huge ass explotion where Scyther's body used to be.*
User avatar #44 to #20 - CrownedClown (04/05/2010) [-]
he can fly
User avatar #23 to #20 - teohalgro (04/03/2010) [-]
cool guys don't look at explosions,
they just turnaround and walk away!
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