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Sperm. Top 200! Sweet Thanks guys! Top 150! Thanks Guys <3 Top 60! I'm in love thanks guys :3 < Top 5! Jeez Guys I love you all Thank You So much <3 :3

Top 200! Sweet Thanks guys!
Top 150! Thanks Guys <3
Top 60! I'm in love thanks guys :3 <
Top 5! Jeez Guys I love you all Thank You So much <3 :3

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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded Givith glimse
me', win mean semen is like sugar?
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#10 - mrredwolf (01/19/2012) [-]
The teacher:
#1 - rajivrkr ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
add your parents on facebook they said




nothing awkward will happen they said
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#2 to #1 - amorganskates (01/19/2012) [-]
**amorganskates rolled a random image posted in comment #603 at Every time I say I don't like MLP ** Yea my mom ruin's my facebook status's all the time. :(
User avatar #300 to #2 - xanderlarsen (01/20/2012) [-]
i have blocked mine..
User avatar #303 to #2 - killuminatii (01/20/2012) [-]
just delete her thats what i did
#45 - aviriorix (01/20/2012) [-]
The sugar within semen is Fructose, not Glucose
#79 to #45 - ergotism (01/20/2012) [-]
true....however fructose and glucose are extreamly simular in the fact that both are isomers-meaning they have the same chemical formula but their atoms are arranged in a different order
User avatar #82 to #79 - aviriorix (01/20/2012) [-]
Yeah but your body only uses fructose to produce seminal fluid, even if they are near identical.
#83 to #82 - ergotism (01/20/2012) [-]
your body uses the process of mieosis to create sperm, or the transformation of "normal" cells into either sperm or egg cells. this process uses neither glucose nor fructose
#87 to #83 - aviriorix (01/20/2012) [-]
Seminal fluid is created by the seminal vesicles and the prostate gland. This is the sugary fluid that is used to feed the sperm on their journey into your sock. That fluid only contains fructose, not glucose.

Spermatogenesis, which you are referring to, is entirely separate from what I was talking about. It , in fact, does use sugars because the entire process is heavily energy intensive, and uses a lot of ATP(Adenine Tri-Phosphate) which can be created from either fructose or glucose molecules.

I'm not majoring in Biology for nothing.
#14 - jremzthedragon (01/19/2012) [-]
1.Rape diabetic kid
2.Claim their blood sugar was low
3.????
4.Profit!
#23 to #14 - thetwintempests (01/20/2012) [-]
You just made my day.
You just made my day.
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#94 to #88 - John Cena (01/20/2012) [-]
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#28 - thechosentroll (01/20/2012) [-]
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Because the receptors for sweetness are located on the tip of the tongue, not the back of the throat.
User avatar #33 to #28 - sorandomllycool (01/20/2012) [-]
do you have courage the cowardly dog computer with the apple quote.
#35 to #33 - thechosentroll (01/20/2012) [-]
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Nope, don't seem to have that one in my reaction folder.
#40 to #35 - sorandomllycool (01/20/2012) [-]
thanks but I found it
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User avatar #32 to #31 - thechosentroll (01/20/2012) [-]
I know, but that's the original punchline of that joke.
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#36 to #28 - John Cena (01/20/2012) [-]
#237 - jorgefuber (01/20/2012) [-]
**jorgefuber rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at Feed me ** what it tastes like
**jorgefuber rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at Feed me ** what it tastes like
#239 to #237 - sedativechunk (01/20/2012) [-]
... NICE ROLL
... NICE ROLL
#265 to #239 - twguy (01/20/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#274 to #265 - wyomingwind ONLINE (01/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #176 to #162 - BowChickaBowWow (01/20/2012) [-]
They come in a long hard cylinder. Y'know, a Sugar Dispenser.
#185 to #176 - nuclearnoodle (01/20/2012) [-]
Good God, I hope you mean come OUT of a long hard cylinder. In? I'm fairly certain that would hurt..
#93 to #27 - luwcs (01/20/2012) [-]
pic related
User avatar #5 - alexeilvlrussian (01/19/2012) [-]
Biology teacher: I know, right?
#133 - abovelawl (01/20/2012) [-]
IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T TASTE SWEETS IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT!
#95 to #58 - luwcs (01/20/2012) [-]
Haven't seen it is new to me
Haven't seen it is new to me
#13 - Snoods (01/19/2012) [-]
In second year (I'm not sure what that is in America. We were about 13 at the time.) A friend of mine, I'll call him Ryan in this story because that's his name (Wow, someone not called Herp!) had this comversation with out science teacher.

Teacher: Reproduction stuff blah blah blah...
Ryan: Sir? Can I ask you something?
Teacher: Yes of course
Ryan: What's an orgasm?

Everyone instantly exploded with laughter at this

Teacher: Is this a serious question?
Ryan: Yes, please don't take the piss (he didn't swear).
Teacher: Okay, stay behind after class and I'll explain it.

Again, in bits with laughter, people falling off of cairs and **** .

To top it all off the teacher's name was MR CUMMINGS!
#60 to #13 - odapac (01/20/2012) [-]
In health class sophomore year we we're talking about the same thing. There's the token awkward kid who wears the same hoodie everyday and doesn't talk to anyone, you've all seen him before. It's the only class I've ever had with him, so I don't know about the rest of his classes, but he's said maybe 3 words all semester in this one. The teacher finishes her lesson on vagina's and what not and then asks if we have any questions. "Of course not", I think to myself, "as far as I'm concerned girls don't poop." Silence for a few seconds, but then we hear him in the back of the class, "Uh, teacher?" * ******** .jpg. "What happens if a baby carrot breaks off in there?" ... ... ... Words can't even describe how awesome that moment was.

His face when.
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#267 - babycuntdestroyer (01/20/2012) [-]
The Teacher:
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#180 - bcbates (01/20/2012) [-]
**bcbates rolled a random image posted in comment #259 at Ever experianced this feeling? **
User avatar #183 to #180 - claydwaggy (01/20/2012) [-]
**** YEAH.

I only remember that game for it's awesome soundtrack. The Casualties, FTW.
#257 - John Cena (01/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at mario's secret **
#66 - grimmwaters ONLINE (01/20/2012) [-]
#99 to #66 - mrdickpickles (01/20/2012) [-]
&lt;---where it came from
<---where it came from
#39 - ragingbrony ONLINE (01/20/2012) [-]
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Everyone else in the class.
#37 - Evanalmighty (01/20/2012) [-]
swallow bitch..
people are starving in Africa
User avatar #47 to #37 - compass (01/20/2012) [-]
I like Bo Burnham too!
User avatar #38 to #37 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (01/20/2012) [-]
spitters are quitters
#228 - nomnomom (01/20/2012) [-]
relates?
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