Altaïr. EDIT: guys u r awesome just made it to top 60 GOD BLESS U ALL this is not my work i just wanted to share it with you credit to most of the info displaye
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Altaïr. EDIT: guys u r awesome just made it to top 60 GOD BLESS U ALL this is not my work i just wanted to share it with you credit to most of the info displaye

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HE' S Mt manna BM
tir. MS um IIE
Itll Hill um mama
ill THE Gunman
AU. Tiill TO IN
f ll BARBE " [HIGH HHS Mil It
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#61 - altairibnlaahad (01/19/2012) [-]
Well I am just flattered.
User avatar #64 to #61 - mrhelmetman (01/19/2012) [-]
squeeeeeeeeeeeee, jizzinmypants.jpg
#37 - anon (01/19/2012) [-]
sooo....he's the medieval batman...
#67 to #37 - davidritz (01/19/2012) [-]
Batman doesn't kill.
#8 - karims (01/18/2012) [-]
altair: a word used to describe every animal that fly (ie birds, eagles, hawks)
ibn: son of
la ahad: nobody
User avatar #9 to #8 - alexisanchez (01/18/2012) [-]
الطائر بن لا أحد
سلام :)
User avatar #87 to #83 - WhiteyMcCrakrHonky (01/19/2012) [-]
The spelling in Arabic.
أنت مجنون
User avatar #89 to #87 - qosfortyone (01/19/2012) [-]
نايس يا الخوي
#39 to #8 - richbum (01/19/2012) [-]
so his name is:
Hawk Batman?
#111 - starshatterer (01/19/2012) [-]
Are you ******* kidding me. If you think Altaïr is so badass, I would imagine you, like me, love Assassin's Creed. And IF you knew your way around the lore of the story of Desmond and his ancestors, you would ******* know that Altaïr HAD a father AND a mother (died at childbirth), which means he was NOT "shat out by the universe". Ibn la'Ahad is just his fathers family name, and we really don't know yet WHY they're called "Sons of nobody". Let me tell you a story:

When the Saracens and Salah ad-Din we're "conquering" the holy land, they saw the Creed in Masyaf as a major obstacle in their campaign. They attacked Masyaf when Altaïr was just a young kid. His father (at night) sneaked out and placed a feather at the bedside in Salah ad-Din's to indicate how easily the Assassins could havve killed him. Even though Altaïrs father (Umar) was successful and the feather was planted, he was caught on his way out and had to kill an officer of the Saracens. The Saracens, as payback, caught an Assassin (not Umar), and presented him in front of the Assassin castle for execution. The Saracens demanded that Umar stood forth to die instead of the innocent Assassin. Umar would not be able to cope with the shame of another man being killed for his actions, so he stood forward and was executed. The caught assassin was freed, but he later committed suicide because of the shame.

That is the way Umar, the father of Altaïr, died.
User avatar #113 to #111 - enragedgradstudent (01/19/2012) [-]
nice.. where did you read this?
#122 to #113 - starshatterer (01/19/2012) [-]
Countless hours playing Assassin's Creed, Assassin's Creed Wiki, and the books about AC,"Renaissance", "Brotherhood" and "The Secret Crusade". Brilliant books by the way, must reads for every Assassin's Creed-lover.
#75 - kuraithevision (01/19/2012) [-]
Altair, meet Leonardo Da Vinci.
User avatar #77 to #75 - darkwind (01/19/2012) [-]
Um Ezio meet Leonardo. Not Altair. Different time spans.
User avatar #79 to #77 - kuraithevision (01/19/2012) [-]
I'm well aware of that. I posted it based in the context they both were described in. Speaking of which, there is an Assassin's Creed 2 reference in the last few sentence in the pic I posted. Hope you enjoyed it anyway.
User avatar #81 to #79 - darkwind (01/19/2012) [-]
I did
#53 - anon (01/19/2012) [-]
I speak arabic and altair means "the bird". but Ibn La'ahad does mean "son of no one"
#71 to #53 - anon (01/19/2012) [-]
what about the laam in la'ahad as a preposition, as in 'for one'? laam alif-hamsa ha dhell?
User avatar #92 to #71 - qosfortyone (01/19/2012) [-]
في وراها الف ,ما تجي لام الجر
n7o nazi
User avatar #42 - deskie (01/19/2012) [-]
He lived to ******* 92. Ezio's heart randomly kurrplunked at age 65 on a bench as his family bought groceries.
#18 - anon (01/19/2012) [-]
Altair's the **** . Ezio's got nothing on him.
User avatar #5 - AwesomeAnonomous (01/18/2012) [-]
He wasn't actually speaking English...

The animus had a translator program that automatically put whatever Altair was saying into English so that Desmond could understand

I'm not sure which language is native to Altair but it certainly wasn't English
User avatar #73 - numfortytwo (01/19/2012) [-]
well the accent was due to the animus automatically translating whatever language is spoken (most of it) into exactly what the user understands. Every few words they sneak an italian something in there but there is subtitles
#45 - OrionPax (01/19/2012) [-]
Made me laugh so ******* hard dude. pinkie for you
#112 - anon (01/19/2012) [-]
Fanboyism at its lowest.

#86 - anon (01/19/2012) [-]
ACTUALLY the whole ameircan accent thing is because animus 1.0 is worse than the animus 2.0, so that's why it sounds like he has an amerifat accent in the first game. However, as you see in revelations, in which you sit in the animus 2.0, he has an arabic voice. ;)
#76 - ThePsychoKitty (01/19/2012) [-]
Actually, interesting fact, Altair is actually the name of a star that is part of the constellation called Aquila the Eagle and is part of the Summer Triangle. Altair is the 12th brightest star in the sky. Also this name is used by nasa to name one of lunar lander missions, though that is ten years in advance (it was announced in 2007).

Sorry, couldn't help myself. Got a telescope and got excited when I spotted that star for the first time.
#60 - anon (01/19/2012) [-]
This is called extreme Advertising
You are using this wrong.
You're supposed to advertise things that are seen as normal every day (some thing that would be seen as extreme) objects like:
a broom, a rocking chair, food, or a tooth brush.
User avatar #50 - FluffyDestroyer (01/19/2012) [-]
PROUD ARAB MO ****** .
User avatar #141 - psychofreak (01/21/2012) [-]
the random button brought me to you!
User avatar #145 to #141 - jangofeet (01/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #142 to #141 - alexryan (01/23/2012) [-]
same :O
#144 to #141 - oakley (01/23/2012) [-]
#93 - anon (01/19/2012) [-]
Who would win in a fight between Ezio and Altair?
#96 to #93 - anon (01/19/2012) [-]
I'd say Ezio simply by technological standards, both in their prime and what weapons they had at the time, Ezio wins.
User avatar #143 to #96 - alexryan (01/23/2012) [-]
altair had a gun aswell :3
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User avatar #94 to #93 - pieslasher (01/19/2012) [-]
altair took me 1 second to think about that
User avatar #100 to #94 - Shramin ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
I just finished revelations, he lost his amerifat accent, but he was badass when he was old.
#108 to #93 - dopplerpillow (01/19/2012) [-]
Nobody would win. They would fuse and create Altzio
#99 to #93 - hewenttojareds (01/19/2012) [-]
i say altair only because i like him more
i say altair only because i like him more
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