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Life Hacks

LIFE HACKS
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#77 - karsestar (01/18/2012) [-]
You can also test your remote controller by pointing it at THE 			*******		 TV
You can also test your remote controller by pointing it at THE ******* TV
#47 - anon (01/18/2012) [-]
Is it because I am Australian that I've never even seen a tick before or are they rare in other countries as well?



.....do we even have ticks in Australia? To Wikipe-! Oh. **** .
User avatar #219 to #47 - abcgollum (01/19/2012) [-]
Tap the Esc button on your keyboard before the page is redirected. :)
User avatar #260 to #47 - sousaphonics (01/19/2012) [-]
> Google "*your subject* wiki"
> Hover over link to article.
> Google's cached copy of the webpage will show up.
> Click that **** .
> ?????
> Learn.
#268 to #47 - breakfastlunch (01/19/2012) [-]
Mobile Wikipedia works (at least on iPod Touch).
#74 to #47 - drakenumen (01/18/2012) [-]
Steps to use wikipedia today:

1. Go to wikipedia
2.Click spanish or something
3. Type something in
4. Be using google chrome
5. Click translate to English
6.???
7. Profit

User avatar #84 to #74 - funnyjunktitan (01/18/2012) [-]
i just did that and in spanish i searched something and in the wikipedia ad that was talking about sopa on top when i pressed translate it translated "SOPA" to "soup"
User avatar #85 to #84 - funnyjunktitan (01/18/2012) [-]
and i just realized that sopa actually does mean soup in spanish
User avatar #89 to #74 - hokiefan (01/18/2012) [-]
another way to get past the blackout, search for the page you are looking for, when you see the url pop up then hit esc, instead of redirecting you to the blackout page, it will load your page

User avatar #290 - chuffberry (01/19/2012) [-]
you know what's an easy way to tell if your tv remote is working? point it at the ******* tv. if it turns on, your remote works.
#327 to #290 - anon (01/19/2012) [-]
Unless it turns out there's something wrong with the receiving end (the TV).
User avatar #331 to #327 - iRetaliate (01/19/2012) [-]
In that case, you're ****** regardless of whether or not your remote works...

Generally, I'd be much more concerned with my TV being broken than the remote.
#100 - cancerousiguana (01/18/2012) [-]
******** . If you twist, you can rip it's body from it's head and it's head can continue to dig into you and live for a few days.
User avatar #139 to #100 - Chaitea (01/18/2012) [-]
My grandfather would burn them with his cigarettes.
I had a fun childhood.
User avatar #230 to #139 - gimmebackmygoose (01/19/2012) [-]
sorry to ask but what are we talking about exactly?

#30 - ElDerpo (01/18/2012) [-]
I have other ways of stimulating my hand when i wake up
User avatar #286 to #30 - xXthabeastXx (01/19/2012) [-]
Wait... am I the only one who has a hard time fapping when I wake up?
#53 to #30 - arcobeleno (01/18/2012) [-]
Playing tennis?
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#203 to #202 - arcobeleno (01/18/2012) [-]
by a couple of hours...
by a couple of hours...
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#321 to #53 - emailos (01/19/2012) [-]
still rhymes
#216 - fuckingfido (01/19/2012) [-]
Made by the Japanese.   
   
Japanese have cheat codes for everything.
Made by the Japanese.

Japanese have cheat codes for everything.
#35 - alanthewhite (01/18/2012) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 886,660,557** Advice Dog never lies!
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User avatar #245 to #35 - xortrox (01/19/2012) [-]
If you have linux it might.
#228 to #35 - anon (01/19/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 978,285,951** bitches be crazy
#220 to #35 - anon (01/19/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 200,627,970** anon here to **** **** up!
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#45 - LightningSaix **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#48 to #45 - xankon (01/18/2012) [-]
as soon as i read that, i tried =DDDD
#284 - anon (01/19/2012) [-]
Number 6 is wrong, it's a myth.     
   
I'm in a horticultural major right now at a university, and one of the courses I took last year involves floral design. The professor on the first day told us that the WORST mistake you can make when purchasing fresh cut flowers is putting them into the refrigerator, and here's why.    
   
Produce such as fruit and vegetables produces a gas known as ethanol. This gas speeds ripening and is trapped by the refrigerator, causing the biological breakdown process of the flowers to speed up. This causes them to actually wilt faster, despite the cold temperatures supposedly slowing down the biological process.    
   
The 'fridges' which you see in florist's shops/wherever you buy flowers are specially designed to keep the flowers cool, and if you'll notice, there's rarely if ever fruit or vegetables inside.    
   
Your best bet if you want long lasting flowers is to buy them from a florist which takes good care of the flowers and uses floral food.    
   
Thank you and if you don't believe me, look it up.
Number 6 is wrong, it's a myth.

I'm in a horticultural major right now at a university, and one of the courses I took last year involves floral design. The professor on the first day told us that the WORST mistake you can make when purchasing fresh cut flowers is putting them into the refrigerator, and here's why.

Produce such as fruit and vegetables produces a gas known as ethanol. This gas speeds ripening and is trapped by the refrigerator, causing the biological breakdown process of the flowers to speed up. This causes them to actually wilt faster, despite the cold temperatures supposedly slowing down the biological process.

The 'fridges' which you see in florist's shops/wherever you buy flowers are specially designed to keep the flowers cool, and if you'll notice, there's rarely if ever fruit or vegetables inside.

Your best bet if you want long lasting flowers is to buy them from a florist which takes good care of the flowers and uses floral food.

Thank you and if you don't believe me, look it up.
#297 to #284 - anon (01/19/2012) [-]
Way to goOH PEE
#287 to #284 - anon (01/19/2012) [-]
Plus, rereading number 6, it says they'll last "3x longer."

Even if there weren't any produce items in the fridge, the minute you take it out and the flowers warm up, the process of wilting speeds up. It's not like the cells stay cold and slow moving forever.
#298 to #287 - anon (01/19/2012) [-]
Ron Paul Hatergot
User avatar #332 to #298 - iRetaliate (01/19/2012) [-]
You're a fa­ggot.
User avatar #324 to #298 - Mawxter (01/19/2012) [-]
Its one thing when the word is changed on its own, but when you actually type it out on purpose, it makes you like a tool.
#281 - duelwing (01/19/2012) [-]
Fixing number 10
To keep from crying when cutting onions, chew on bread.
To keep from crying in other situations, man the **** up.
Oh and pic unrelated
#50 - ihitchildren (01/18/2012) [-]
I like these, keep them coming.
User avatar #255 - forevertrombone (01/19/2012) [-]
How it goes down when I get a telemarketer:

-Hi, would you like to try ou-
-I'm sorry, I'm really busy. Can you give me your cellphone number and I'll call you back?
-No.
-Why not?
-Because I don't like to be bothered outside of work.
-What a coincidence! NEITHER DO I!
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#273 to #255 - claudster **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#265 to #255 - anon (01/19/2012) [-]
I usually pretend I'm a telemarketer when they call me.
#206 - nightdude (01/19/2012) [-]
Hey, it worked!   
   
Thanks, OP!
Hey, it worked!

Thanks, OP!
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User avatar #231 to #229 - AnusDestroyer (01/19/2012) [-]
And?

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User avatar #243 to #236 - AnusDestroyer (01/19/2012) [-]
That is some of the worst logic I have ever seen
#308 - toesmash (01/19/2012) [-]
I ****** works!
#80 - kingsbodyjewelry (01/18/2012) [-]
life hacks thread go!
User avatar #140 to #80 - darktoucan (01/18/2012) [-]
literally took me half an hour to read that
#93 to #80 - mexeuphemism (01/18/2012) [-]
Not sure if all of these work. I've tested a couple and those worked.

User avatar #165 to #93 - GlobeOfCorn (01/18/2012) [-]
#5 Works. It. ******* . Works.
#60 - dooblydoo (01/18/2012) [-]
I'm sitting here, readin number 8, and I'm thinking: This might actually be crazy enough to potato
#63 to #60 - hawaiianman (01/18/2012) [-]
here you go
#64 to #63 - anon (01/18/2012) [-]
#276 - dcrazy (01/19/2012) [-]
All was good until i tried number 9 then this happened
#137 - steelerpirate (01/18/2012) [-]
so.....what happens when the ticks start screwing doggystyle?
#280 - hotgog (01/19/2012) [-]
Half the post is something you're going to simply have to trustOH PEEwith. (pressing 9 might put you on their "call everyday" list for all I know) +i googled "pressing 9 on telemarketer" and the first result claims pressing 9 to be a scam

#4 is practically useless.... just... point it at the t.v. and press on...

And can anyone tell me what comes right before the .jpg?
User avatar #307 to #280 - therealpokemon (01/19/2012) [-]
A question mark.
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