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Buy kkg pure mercury (/ kg)
take off we proton per atom
be careful !
electrons might
it hurt you
they in very fut]!
plastic tweezers
not to get electric ated
whoa, its shiny!
i can see my face in it!
new ytou got kkg of pure gold!
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User avatar #121 - dwraith ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
1. Buy 1kg of mercury
2. Acquire plastic tweezers
3. Remove proton from first atom of mercury
4. ????
5. Level city
#2 - autoxx (01/17/2012) [-]
Plus you get to keep the free electrons!
#643 to #2 - hauntzor (01/18/2012) [-]
So that's what these are made out of...
User avatar #3 to #2 - ThatGuyWhosAwesome (01/17/2012) [-]
The fun never ends!
#152 - I Am Monkey (01/18/2012) [-]
More plausible way to get rich:
>Wear sandals and socks
>Walk into bank.
>Everyone flees for their lives.
>Walk out with the money.
User avatar #153 to #152 - drifterfamas (01/18/2012) [-]
I live in Washington, I don't get it.....
User avatar #157 to #153 - goodguygary (01/18/2012) [-]
i live in washington and get it just fine
#161 to #157 - anon (01/18/2012) [-]
i live in washington and im too busy drowning in rain to get this joke
#173 to #161 - anon (01/18/2012) [-]
i live in washington and...IT'S ****** SNOWING YOU ASS!!!!
User avatar #357 to #173 - sirgawain (01/18/2012) [-]
I live in Washington and can I get in ton the th­umbs? No? Okay...
User avatar #306 to #173 - goodguygary (01/18/2012) [-]
lol, snowing aka "frozen rain"
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#356 to #341 - fukluvmakesammichs (01/18/2012) [-]
youve done it wrong. you have 4.99 moles of mercury, but you also have 4.99 moles of gold. as you remove one proton per atom, not whole atoms at a time, and as moles are a measurement of number of molecules, not size. so in fact you have (4.99*196.9665)=982.86g of gold, or 0.98286kg... so you basically did something far too complicated tbh
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#360 to #358 - fukluvmakesammichs (01/18/2012) [-]
yes it would be isotopic... and **** im wrong... sorry
#295 - silverlance (01/18/2012) [-]
Plastic tweezers - the number one way to alter atomic structure
Plastic tweezers - the number one way to alter atomic structure
#159 - neocortex (01/18/2012) [-]
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What happens when I try to make a chemistry joke...
#135 - tehtrollslayer (01/18/2012) [-]
Use magnets for faster acquiring
#347 - deansg (01/18/2012) [-]
"Take off one proton per atom"
whoopsies.
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User avatar #104 - foelkera (01/18/2012) [-]
Download one kg pure OC (-16 pinkies/image)
Upload 12 retoasts per oc
Now you got one kg pure retoast! (>9000 pinkies/image)
Repeat until front page
#342 - merdalors (01/18/2012) [-]
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#165 - bricksforchicks (01/18/2012) [-]
you want a potassium joke? K.
#194 to #165 - anon (01/18/2012) [-]
#6 - doctorhax (01/17/2012) [-]
Congratz on front page
#602 - anon (01/18/2012) [-]
*This comment has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A and has been removed.
User avatar #89 - shadyarmy (01/18/2012) [-]
You wouldn't have 1kg of gold though. You'd have a little less, i think around 981.9g. roughly. Protons have mass, so if you take the protons out, you're taking away the mass. And it'd be an ion of gold.
#110 to #89 - anon (01/18/2012) [-]
beat me to it negroid
#125 to #89 - lemonquartz (01/18/2012) [-]
but due to the structure of molecules the amount of energy it would take to separate a proton from a molecule could only be reached by a nuclear chain. also you would be spliting an atom so you would blow EVERYTHING THE **** UP

#22 - strychnine (01/17/2012) [-]
Science.
Science.
#419 to #22 - GoReMoTe (01/18/2012) [-]
mfw this thread
User avatar #362 to #22 - sirgawain (01/18/2012) [-]
What the hell is that?!
#437 to #362 - anon (01/18/2012) [-]
I think it's called Mercury Thiocyanate.
Picture unrelated, i guess...
#515 to #437 - qazaibomb (01/18/2012) [-]
mfw that picture

bracing for a thatsthejoke.jpg to show up
#66 to #22 - iamnewhere (01/18/2012) [-]
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too many purple lines, had to reply to this comment.

<------ its a magnet
#70 to #66 - strychnine (01/18/2012) [-]
pretty awesome that one.
pretty awesome that one.
#72 to #70 - iamnewhere (01/18/2012) [-]
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Indeed
#79 to #76 - strychnine (01/18/2012) [-]
that's all folks! :D
that's all folks! :D
#82 to #79 - iamnewhere (01/18/2012) [-]
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Good game sir.
User avatar #25 to #22 - toastingly (01/17/2012) [-]
ive seen enough hentai...
#34 to #22 - iamnewhere (01/17/2012) [-]
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Science!
#35 to #34 - strychnine (01/17/2012) [-]
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#36 to #35 - iamnewhere (01/17/2012) [-]
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oh it's on now, son.
#38 to #36 - strychnine (01/17/2012) [-]
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#41 to #40 - iamnewhere (01/17/2012) [-]
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#44 to #43 - iamnewhere (01/17/2012) [-]
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#46 to #44 - strychnine (01/17/2012) [-]
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#47 to #46 - iamnewhere (01/17/2012) [-]
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lol, out of the cool .gifs?
#49 to #47 - strychnine (01/17/2012) [-]
Shocking. :x
Shocking. :x
#50 to #49 - iamnewhere (01/17/2012) [-]
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Before the ********* pinkie you down, i am pleased to tell you that that man Survived!
#51 to #50 - strychnine (01/17/2012) [-]
he did? damn.. 			*******		 incredible
he did? damn.. ******* incredible
#53 to #51 - iamnewhere (01/18/2012) [-]
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Yes, i was Shocked to hear that as well.
But 10k volts through the body is something i wouldnt try twice
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#59 to #57 - strychnine (01/18/2012) [-]
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#65 to #63 - strychnine (01/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #91 to #50 - SeoYummy (01/18/2012) [-]
HE MUST HAVE SUPER POWERS SINCE HE SURVIVED
#45 to #44 - joshkroger (01/17/2012) [-]
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mind. blown.
#361 to #35 - yoandrefj (01/18/2012) [-]
first thing i thought of
#206 - squirtygoat (01/18/2012) [-]
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