Life Hacks. Some helpful things to know. I accept friends requests.. LIFE HACKS 2. aou,, mm, tr' teater tat, an. ask to borrow pencil from someone that doesnt like you? ok ''hey man, can i borrow your pencil?'' ''get the out of my house'' MFW<<
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User avatar #594 - idrinkmammothsperm (01/18/2012) [-]
Life Hacks
>If you ever get into a life threatening fight and theres no way in hell you can win or run away, first thing you do is to pull your pants and underwear down and flash him your dick. Bonus points if you start pissing and ******** . Most likely, your attacker would be too stuned to do anything and will say, "WTF are you doing, man?". When hes distracted by your cock, you kick him in the balls and then poke his eye out. When he's down on the ground, just squeeze the **** out of his balls. WHo gives a **** if its kinda gay? You are in a fight for your life. Then you take a **** in his mouth and then run like **** .
User avatar #620 to #594 - kandeh (11/01/2012) [-]
I still come back and read this whenever I'm having a **** day.
#650 to #594 - salphinx (01/19/2012) [-]
If I was angry enough I'd just keep going after the person that I was attacking. He would have left himself open.
User avatar #599 to #594 - head (01/18/2012) [-]
wut
User avatar #649 to #609 - Jenisist (01/19/2012) [-]
That made me laugh so hard, thank you.
#94 - beefymuffin ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
can I borrow everybody's pencil?
#108 to #94 - waffies (01/17/2012) [-]
any time friend.
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#167 to #94 - anon (01/17/2012) [-]
This is my number 2 pencil :3
#97 to #94 - ragingbrony ONLINE (01/17/2012) [-]
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sure, here ya go.
#67 - mytrakytra (01/17/2012) [-]
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Touch the right side of the maze they said!







It will help you get out of the maze they said!
#12 - gayjunk (01/17/2012) [-]
ask to borrow pencil from someone that doesnt like you? ok

''hey man, can i borrow your pencil?''

''get the **** out of my house''

MFW<<
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#433 to #12 - joedlicious (01/18/2012) [-]
that was hilarious. be my friend.
#626 to #12 - lookatmyhouseofwax (01/18/2012) [-]
Well, aint that some ****
User avatar #622 to #12 - swimmingprodigy (01/18/2012) [-]
Did the same thing, except instead of saying "Get the **** out of my house", they stabbed me with it
#422 to #12 - hanssen (01/18/2012) [-]
This guy.
This guy.
#22 to #12 - vaskaduzea (01/17/2012) [-]
duuuude , i just spit my coke all over the floor because of laughing . good job ;D
#224 to #12 - waitdonotwant (01/17/2012) [-]
LMFAOO why cant i pinkie you more than once?!
LMFAOO why cant i pinkie you more than once?!
#601 - winniedawho (01/18/2012) [-]
I don't want to go to class early cause there's no one i can talk to and all i have to do is look at my shoes the whole ******* 10 mins before the teacher comes.
User avatar #666 to #601 - rokkarokkaali (01/22/2012) [-]
Borrow someone's pencil before going to class, then you'll think of returning it the whole time
User avatar #659 to #601 - pickletoe (01/19/2012) [-]
Just don't be afraid to be yourself and it will all get better!
User avatar #642 to #601 - captainrattrap ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
If that feel was a person, I'd know that person.
#111 - fishheadsfishheads (01/17/2012) [-]
Its okay guys, I checked.   
None of these will create mustard gas fumes and kill you.
Its okay guys, I checked.
None of these will create mustard gas fumes and kill you.
#345 - dcrazy (01/18/2012) [-]
Thanks for the tips buddy
#15 - superxspartan (01/17/2012) [-]
Does no.6 actually work?
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#28 to #15 - drroxxo (01/17/2012) [-]
do you have a soul?
#29 to #28 - superxspartan (01/17/2012) [-]
yes?
#578 to #28 - anon (01/18/2012) [-]
Hi! Welcome to the internet.
Let's see if I can find someone to show you around...
User avatar #16 to #15 - danielesq (01/17/2012) [-]
yes
#69 to #15 - Powerfox (01/17/2012) [-]
mfw I made that picture   
 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pic...
mfw I made that picture
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pic...
User avatar #25 to #15 - thegamegestapo (01/17/2012) [-]
It does, also apply a tiny amount of toothpaste to spots and leave it to dry. Gets rid of them too.
User avatar #536 to #25 - bloodisredsweat (01/18/2012) [-]
i was gonna post a picture of a hot girl with freckles and say "but why would you want it too?"

BUT i couldnt find one anywhere. WTF google, i know ive seen cute freckles before....
User avatar #328 to #25 - scotfighterz (01/18/2012) [-]
foREVer
User avatar #59 to #15 - Twin Turbo (01/17/2012) [-]
Your picture reminded me of this song:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vur...
#656 - BShocker (01/19/2012) [-]
"This ************ asks me for a pencil every goddamn day."
User avatar #593 to #580 - goofyholler (01/18/2012) [-]
its funny because its true.
User avatar #541 - MuffinMan (01/18/2012) [-]
1. Find hot girl
2. Ask for pencil
3. Repeat
4. Sex
#494 - lucidwater (01/18/2012) [-]
> read #1
> decide to try it out at school
> "Hey man, can I borrow your pencil?"
> "No, **** off"
<<< mfw
#504 to #494 - anon (01/18/2012) [-]
I guess it only works if they say yes first

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#511 to #503 - thatoneguywithskin (01/18/2012) [-]
Your logic: "Some guy after him posted the same, thing.... retoast!" FunnyJunk has done wonders on your mind :D
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#533 to #531 - thatoneguywithskin (01/18/2012) [-]
i know?? im not trolling or anything i just thought it was funny... most people point out when someone posts ABOVE the same comment, not under it lol.
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#498 to #494 - EjaculationMan (01/18/2012) [-]
lol were you the guy in my class?
User avatar #141 - VegetarianCat (01/17/2012) [-]
The person I asked for a pencil told me to **** off.
User avatar #45 - aesmith (01/17/2012) [-]
I don't think it works, a girl keeps borrowing my pens in english... I don't often get them back :(
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#574 to #45 - nxshadow (01/18/2012) [-]
is it weird that I read it as "a girl keeps borrowing my cack in english"?
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#74 to #45 - schrodngrscat (01/17/2012) [-]
She wants your dick and doesn't want to give it back.
User avatar #634 to #74 - aesmith (01/18/2012) [-]
I'm ok with that.
#496 - EjaculationMan (01/18/2012) [-]
had a dude in my class that i didn't like, he asked me for a pencil i told him to **** off.
#414 - adimkkassem (01/18/2012) [-]
Pretty neat life hack over here.

>Go to a gym and say that you lost your headphones.

They always have a extra pair somebody either lost, or bring out a box and have you choose yourself.
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#429 to #414 - Chane (01/18/2012) [-]
Same with hotels and chargers.
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User avatar #148 to #56 - runtz (01/17/2012) [-]
this
#628 - affehatwaffe (01/18/2012) [-]
<-- Lifehack for FunnyJunk
#645 to #628 - fraggle (01/18/2012) [-]
Be prepaaaaaared....
Be prepaaaaaared....
User avatar #654 to #645 - warzon ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
...

errection get
#453 to #450 - romdadon ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
this is a common occurrence
this is a common occurrence
#462 to #450 - Zaivia (01/18/2012) [-]
Asks to borrow pencil
They don't have one.
#661 - vixenmacabre (01/19/2012) [-]
I tried getting rid of my freckles with lemon juice.
Just ended up with a stinging, lemony tasting face.
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