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Life Hacks

Some helpful things to know. I accept friends requests.
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User avatar #674 - KoreanClownwalk (02/24/2012) [-]
I come back to this all the time bro, thank you so much.
#664 - punkrockguy (01/21/2012) [-]
Number 5 also works to see if you got all of the shampoo or conditioner out.
#663 - anonymous (01/19/2012) [-]
7 only works with acyclic maze layouts.
#661 - vixenmacabre (01/19/2012) [-]
I tried getting rid of my freckles with lemon juice.
Just ended up with a stinging, lemony tasting face.
#665 to #661 - fantabulous **User deleted account** (01/22/2012) [-]
**fantabulous rolls 60** Toothless. I love you.
#656 - BShocker (01/19/2012) [-]
"This motherfucker asks me for a pencil every goddamn day."
#641 - anonymous (01/18/2012) [-]
What of you return the pencil?
#633 - anonymous (01/18/2012) [-]
number 5 won't work. It creates a series of paradox like situations. e.g. I know of the rule therefore i am going to look in a place just because i think it's convenient to put whatever im looking for in it, not because that is where i think it was or because it's where i put it more often.
#639 to #633 - anonymous (01/18/2012) [-]
Pulling on your hair?
#628 - affehatwaffe (01/18/2012) [-]
<-- Lifehack for FunnyJunk
#645 to #628 - fraggle (01/18/2012) [-]
Be prepaaaaaared....
Be prepaaaaaared....
#654 to #645 - warzon (01/19/2012) [-]
...

errection get
User avatar #627 - fidgetyfoe (01/18/2012) [-]
The only reason #1 works is because when they ask they look and sound all so very innocent. I know because it's only happened to me millions of times.
#601 - winniedawho (01/18/2012) [-]
I don't want to go to class early cause there's no one i can talk to and all i have to do is look at my shoes the whole fucking 10 mins before the teacher comes.
User avatar #666 to #601 - rokkarokkaali (01/22/2012) [-]
Borrow someone's pencil before going to class, then you'll think of returning it the whole time
User avatar #659 to #601 - pickletoe (01/19/2012) [-]
Just don't be afraid to be yourself and it will all get better!
User avatar #642 to #601 - captainrattrap ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
If that feel was a person, I'd know that person.
#598 - fingersmagoo (01/18/2012) [-]
I wonder...
User avatar #660 to #598 - amateurtroll (01/19/2012) [-]
I pinkieed you down just to have 69 red pinkies.
#635 to #598 - ruinsage (01/18/2012) [-]
why do we have to listen to these idiots?
#597 - inkythesquid (01/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #594 - idrinkmammothsperm (01/18/2012) [-]
Life Hacks
>If you ever get into a life threatening fight and theres no way in hell you can win or run away, first thing you do is to pull your pants and underwear down and flash him your dick. Bonus points if you start pissing and shitting. Most likely, your attacker would be too stuned to do anything and will say, "WTF are you doing, man?". When hes distracted by your cock, you kick him in the balls and then poke his eye out. When he's down on the ground, just squeeze the shit out of his balls. WHo gives a fuck if its kinda gay? You are in a fight for your life. Then you take a shit in his mouth and then run like fuck.
#673 to #594 - Dreadlord (02/09/2012) [-]
Reminds me a bit of the celery distraction scene in Macgruber...
#650 to #594 - salphinx (01/19/2012) [-]
If I was angry enough I'd just keep going after the person that I was attacking. He would have left himself open.
User avatar #615 to #594 - foromador (01/18/2012) [-]
i knew about the pissing but not the shitting or shitting in his mouth
User avatar #649 to #609 - Jenisist (01/19/2012) [-]
That made me laugh so hard, thank you.
User avatar #599 to #594 - head (01/18/2012) [-]
wut
#592 - vraptor (01/18/2012) [-]
For 1, if someone I didn't like asked me for a pencil, I'd just like them less for using my stuff.
User avatar #591 - themegaman (01/18/2012) [-]
I hate not remembering if I shampooed my hair! I waste like half the bottle in one shower.
User avatar #651 to #591 - salphinx (01/19/2012) [-]
I always do my hair first and only rinse out the soap at the end. That way my hair is exposed to the shampoo for longer, and I can't forget if I've done my hair, because I can feel the shampoo.
#590 - jgk (01/18/2012) [-]
Is the Maze thing true ?
can anyone prove or disprove it ?
User avatar #646 to #590 - kirbyking ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
I've always followed the left hand on the left wall but I suppose either way would work just fine, it will take you to a few dead ends but you just keep the hand on the wall, eventually you will eliminate every route or end up at the exit before you know it.
User avatar #644 to #590 - comexx (01/18/2012) [-]
yeah it works SUPRISE!!! SPIKE TRAP ON THE RIGHT WALL!!!
#603 to #590 - thecreeperslayer ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
well if you keep following the wall to your right then whenever you hit a dead end it will keep going and so theoretically yes it makes sense to me
#607 to #603 - jgk (01/18/2012) [-]
dead thing .. Then that makes you back track your own path ... thus making you walk through the entire maze ... yes.
That seems pretty convincing .
Can you add anything more ?
#612 to #607 - thecreeperslayer ONLINE (01/18/2012) [-]
Well you don't go back the way you came you keep going forward. It's hard for me to explain so i apologize but it's kind of like you keep following the wall you will never approach a part of the wall (to your right) you have already passed and eventually you have to end up at the end.
idk try googling maze and then try solving it this way... I'm too lazy XD
#602 to #590 - anonymous (01/18/2012) [-]
try it in a newspaper maze yourself
#589 - strychnine (01/18/2012) [-]
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#588 - urethrafranklin (01/18/2012) [-]
and it's a great way to stay in shape
and it's a great way to stay in shape
#586 - anonymous (01/18/2012) [-]
if you're ten minutes early, you just wasted 10 minutes.
#585 - megamanexee (01/18/2012) [-]
Good stuff yo
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