Friendzone Not Okay. oh she mad. tle gre at moments Oh thankss. I love you too. Derpina, I love you You are my best male friend! FRIENDZONED Can you give me Hey Friendzoned not okay bitch troll aww yeaahh u mad bro
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Friendzone Not Okay

tle gre at moments
Oh thankss.
I love you too.
Derpina, I love you You are my best male friend!
FRIENDZONED
Can you give me
Hey brol. the number of your friend
Carl ask you something? Daty ette?
you me an?
Well, I' seen her sometimes
andl must say she' s re ally hot
So I' d like tn date her. WHAT? '?l What' s up Deepend? Why are you so upset?
I FORGET IT!
Sony, Bro.
This is the waal talk to my friends,
so please, the numb er. Or gtfo.
Hey bro, you know where
you can put that genkidama?
OMG STOP TTI
STOP CALLING ME BED!
AND DON' T TALK TD ME
THAT
FFCCFF
UGUU
UUHH
UGUU
UUHH
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#64 - legostudio (01/15/2012) [-]
-ALTERNATE ENDING-
Can you give me the number of your friend Derpette?
Yeah, sure.
<yfw
#156 to #64 - grutloo (01/15/2012) [-]
<---- Derpette
#56 - Virgill (01/15/2012) [-]
How it most likely would have actually happened.
#57 to #56 - anon (01/15/2012) [-]
^This was funnier thant the ****** site we should ignore retoast
User avatar #59 to #57 - Virgill (01/15/2012) [-]
Why, thank you :D
#76 to #56 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (01/15/2012) [-]
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Hmm that dose not appear to be a 555 number. Wonder who's it is.
User avatar #79 to #76 - Virgill (01/15/2012) [-]
Dunno, I made the comic a couple minutes ago and pushed random keys, so call it if you want, dunno what it'll be, haha.
#1018 to #76 - hollaaaaa (01/16/2012) [-]
:o why did the officer push that girl? :(
#2 - littlebigfox (01/15/2012) [-]
I concur with #1.
I concur with #1.
#596 to #560 - xxkillionarexx (01/16/2012) [-]
THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES WE CARRY ON!!!!
THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES WE CARRY ON!!!!
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#382 - CaptainObviious (01/16/2012) [-]
I remember once, that I straight up told this girl (Angie) in one of my classes that I'd like to take her out, simply because I thought she was cute and an interesting looking person. She didn't hesitate to reject my offer, and explained why in the fashion that she indirectly told me that she was too good for me, but did take me up on a normal "friendship". I said "OK", and just went with it. I see no problem with friendzoning when you're not entirely desperate.

So anyway as time passes by, I began to hang out with Angie and her other friends on nights out, dinners, etc. and at one point, I notice one of Angie's cute friends (Kate) who is kind of quiet but very selective when she speaks. So I asked Angie if I could have Kate's number to set up a date sometime, since we understood each other so well in the short time we spoke and got to see each other. The moment I mention this she begins to question why I would want that, what I see in her, if I'm desperate, even to the extent of commenting: "She's definitely not much fun as I am". It's then, when I tell Angie why should she care if we're not dating nor is she my girlfriend, only just friends... a Platonic relationship. It is then after Angie begins stalking me, trying to read my texts, listen in on my calls, always asking me for "friendly" 1on1 dates every weekend, etc.

Needless to say, in the aftermath of it all I ended up having a beautiful relationship with Kate. Angie refuses to speak to me now, - even as a "friend" - and Kate is officially no longer friends with Angie on the count that she "tossed" me aside when she had the chance, and was fed up by her behavior when we started dating. It was in this circumstance alone that I would have never thought I'd live to see happen in my life that truly shed a light on ancient wisdom: BITCHES. BE. CRAZY.
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User avatar #493 to #382 - creamNscream (01/16/2012) [-]
Not suitable reaction for this except... pure win.
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#531 to #382 - Edi (01/16/2012) [-]
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#478 to #382 - raineth (01/16/2012) [-]
sssmmmmmfffffff brofist me Xo
#448 to #382 - oskrkok (01/16/2012) [-]
Thank you for the story, now i know what to do if i get friendzoned
#408 to #382 - crazycory (01/16/2012) [-]
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First thing that popped in my mind. Hahaha!
#397 to #382 - newfoundbrony (01/16/2012) [-]
i like this gif, like i like your story
i like this gif, like i like your story
#537 to #382 - boredomavenger (01/16/2012) [-]
Great story, I have one that's a little similar    
   
I met this girl, let's call her Anna. Anna was the hottest girl I have ever seen, (seriously, like a 9 or 10). After talking with her a little bit she seemed like a snob so I figured she wasn't worth it. I didn't talk to her for a very long time. About a year later, I run into her again; she somehow managed to become more attractive. Not only that, but she turned nice! She and I started talking a lot, she seemed really into me. I decided to just go for it, and asked her to a movie. She said yes! I take her to the movie, and tried to gauge how she felt about me by her body language. She was somewhat distant for the whole movie, so I got a little disappointed. After the movie we sat down on a bench and started talking again. Out of nowhere she went in and kissed me. We made out for 10 minuted on that stupid bench. I took her home, feeling as happy as ever. I text her the next day, just to say hi, but she ignored me. She completely refused to speak to me for a whole week. I finally got back in contact with her only to find out that she didn't really feel like &quot;making such a big commitment.&quot; I was dumbfounded. I was pissed for a month, not talking to her, and finally met a girl who actually wanted to be with me. Anna popped out of nowhere again, asking why I didn't tell her about this new girl. I told her that it was my business and to cool it. I dated the new girl for a month, only to break it off for reasons I won't explain. Anna, like some kind of succubus, crawls out from whatever depths she came from and starts showing interest in me again. She openly flirts with me and not-so-subtly shows off her cleavage, (I have to say I don't really mind that). Only to retract when I return any of that interest. She's just one big 			*******		 tease. And now she's doing the same thing to a friend of mine which pisses me off even more.    
   
women...
Great story, I have one that's a little similar

I met this girl, let's call her Anna. Anna was the hottest girl I have ever seen, (seriously, like a 9 or 10). After talking with her a little bit she seemed like a snob so I figured she wasn't worth it. I didn't talk to her for a very long time. About a year later, I run into her again; she somehow managed to become more attractive. Not only that, but she turned nice! She and I started talking a lot, she seemed really into me. I decided to just go for it, and asked her to a movie. She said yes! I take her to the movie, and tried to gauge how she felt about me by her body language. She was somewhat distant for the whole movie, so I got a little disappointed. After the movie we sat down on a bench and started talking again. Out of nowhere she went in and kissed me. We made out for 10 minuted on that stupid bench. I took her home, feeling as happy as ever. I text her the next day, just to say hi, but she ignored me. She completely refused to speak to me for a whole week. I finally got back in contact with her only to find out that she didn't really feel like "making such a big commitment." I was dumbfounded. I was pissed for a month, not talking to her, and finally met a girl who actually wanted to be with me. Anna popped out of nowhere again, asking why I didn't tell her about this new girl. I told her that it was my business and to cool it. I dated the new girl for a month, only to break it off for reasons I won't explain. Anna, like some kind of succubus, crawls out from whatever depths she came from and starts showing interest in me again. She openly flirts with me and not-so-subtly shows off her cleavage, (I have to say I don't really mind that). Only to retract when I return any of that interest. She's just one big ******* tease. And now she's doing the same thing to a friend of mine which pisses me off even more.

women...
User avatar #389 to #382 - popnotes (01/16/2012) [-]
Cool story, bro.

No, really! Cool story! I think I actually learned something from that. Thanks for sharing and let the haters keep trollin.
User avatar #399 to #389 - CaptainObviious (01/16/2012) [-]
You're welcome, Friendzoning is an open avenue. If you're willing to take advantage of it.
#213 - bulldozah ONLINE (01/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #217 to #213 - anocheeanochee (01/16/2012) [-]
LYK DIS IF U CRY EVRYTYM
User avatar #274 to #217 - thepsycho (01/16/2012) [-]
EVER.
TIM.
#284 - quinnthecreator (01/16/2012) [-]
Welcome to the crew
#287 to #284 - detrek (01/16/2012) [-]
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#325 to #287 - thespacecowboy (01/16/2012) [-]
lmao im gonna use that from now on!
#290 to #256 - samee (01/16/2012) [-]
Never gets old.
#62 - disai (01/15/2012) [-]
**disai rolls 88**
#78 to #62 - anon (01/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 14**
Your dubs looked lonely.
#149 to #62 - kiwii (01/15/2012) [-]
**kiwii rolls 31**
:)
#291 to #62 - scottyy (01/16/2012) [-]
fixed.
User avatar #174 to #67 - crazypat ONLINE (01/15/2012) [-]
Wait was that candle jack i thought i saw hi-
#65 to #62 - adki (01/15/2012) [-]
**adki rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Fuck SOPA, Germans win ** pinkie for you sir
#586 - niconicodouga (01/16/2012) [-]
**niconicodouga rolled a random image posted in comment #2831 at Student vs Teacher ** Meanwhile in my friendzone life.
#589 to #586 - anon (01/16/2012) [-]
oh wow! oh lulz wow!
#612 to #586 - garnykins (01/16/2012) [-]
... Awesome.
#15 - skinnyman (01/15/2012) [-]
Awesome bro, this better reach frontpage!
Awesome bro, this better reach frontpage!
#576 - besottedmarrow (01/16/2012) [-]
**** the friends zone =P
#201 - anon (01/15/2012) [-]
by trolling her you succeeded in 1) being an asshole and therefore 2) escaping the friend zone. therefore she will be attracted to you because girls are attracted to assholes. well played. well played.
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User avatar #247 to #233 - coolfool ONLINE (01/16/2012) [-]
"LIKE"

not "LICK"

you dumb fudge nugget.
#857 - thejakestone (01/16/2012) [-]
**thejakestone rolls 33** roll dubs to escape friend zone
#858 to #857 - anon (01/16/2012) [-]
or you could grow some balls instead?
User avatar #862 to #857 - orangeink (01/16/2012) [-]
**orangeink rolls 3**
#670 - shrike (01/16/2012) [-]
smooth as 			****
smooth as ****
User avatar #257 - dinofly (01/16/2012) [-]
It's funny because when you actually try this **** with a girl who friendzoned you, she'll start hanging out with other guys who are less weird.

Then you have to watch her hang out and fall in love with other dudes because you tried to be a smart ass.
#16 - omgroflcakes (01/15/2012) [-]
Tired of being friendzoned? Stop treating her like she's your friend.
User avatar #34 to #16 - dovnborg ONLINE (01/15/2012) [-]
Tired of being friendzoned? Grab her ass or boob
#510 to #487 - anon (01/16/2012) [-]
I read this in Stephen Hawking's voice.

That nerdy.
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