Friendzone Not Okay. oh she mad. tle gre at moments Oh thankss. I love you too. Derpina, I love you You are my best male friend! FRIENDZONED Can you give me Hey Friendzoned not okay bitch troll aww yeaahh u mad bro
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Friendzone Not Okay

tle gre at moments
Oh thankss.
I love you too.
Derpina, I love you You are my best male friend!
Can you give me
Hey brol. the number of your friend
Carl ask you something? Daty ette?
you me an?
Well, I' seen her sometimes
andl must say she' s re ally hot
So I' d like tn date her. WHAT? '?l What' s up Deepend? Why are you so upset?
Sony, Bro.
This is the waal talk to my friends,
so please, the numb er. Or gtfo.
Hey bro, you know where
you can put that genkidama?
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#2 - littlebigfox (01/15/2012) [-]
I concur with #1.
I concur with #1.
#64 - legostudio (01/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Can you give me the number of your friend Derpette?
Yeah, sure.
#62 - disai (01/15/2012) [+] (6 replies)
**disai rolls 88**
#382 - CaptainObviious (01/16/2012) [+] (17 replies)
I remember once, that I straight up told this girl (Angie) in one of my classes that I'd like to take her out, simply because I thought she was cute and an interesting looking person. She didn't hesitate to reject my offer, and explained why in the fashion that she indirectly told me that she was too good for me, but did take me up on a normal "friendship". I said "OK", and just went with it. I see no problem with friendzoning when you're not entirely desperate.

So anyway as time passes by, I began to hang out with Angie and her other friends on nights out, dinners, etc. and at one point, I notice one of Angie's cute friends (Kate) who is kind of quiet but very selective when she speaks. So I asked Angie if I could have Kate's number to set up a date sometime, since we understood each other so well in the short time we spoke and got to see each other. The moment I mention this she begins to question why I would want that, what I see in her, if I'm desperate, even to the extent of commenting: "She's definitely not much fun as I am". It's then, when I tell Angie why should she care if we're not dating nor is she my girlfriend, only just friends... a Platonic relationship. It is then after Angie begins stalking me, trying to read my texts, listen in on my calls, always asking me for "friendly" 1on1 dates every weekend, etc.

Needless to say, in the aftermath of it all I ended up having a beautiful relationship with Kate. Angie refuses to speak to me now, - even as a "friend" - and Kate is officially no longer friends with Angie on the count that she "tossed" me aside when she had the chance, and was fed up by her behavior when we started dating. It was in this circumstance alone that I would have never thought I'd live to see happen in my life that truly shed a light on ancient wisdom: BITCHES. BE. CRAZY.
#213 - bulldozah ONLINE (01/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#256 - shutyomouth (01/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#56 - Virgill (01/15/2012) [+] (5 replies)
How it most likely would have actually happened.
#284 - quinnthecreator (01/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Welcome to the crew
#287 to #284 - detrek (01/16/2012) [-]
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#546 - evilfederation (01/16/2012) [+] (13 replies)
#41 - zebrapony (01/15/2012) [-]
Oh god why.
#16 - omgroflcakes (01/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Tired of being friendzoned? Stop treating her like she's your friend.
User avatar #257 - dinofly (01/16/2012) [-]
It's funny because when you actually try this **** with a girl who friendzoned you, she'll start hanging out with other guys who are less weird.

Then you have to watch her hang out and fall in love with other dudes because you tried to be a smart ass.
#388 - anonymous (01/16/2012) [+] (13 replies)
i used to be in the friend zone, then i took an arrow to the knee...

#390 to #388 - zdshdci (01/16/2012) [-]
**** you anon
#180 - scottza (01/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
the fizz always spills over the side for me
#364 - strychnine (01/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**strychnine rolls 31**
#586 - niconicodouga (01/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**niconicodouga rolled a random image posted in comment #2831 at Student vs Teacher ** Meanwhile in my friendzone life.
#622 - adimkkassem (01/16/2012) [+] (10 replies)
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#15 - skinnyman (01/15/2012) [-]
Awesome bro, this better reach frontpage!
Awesome bro, this better reach frontpage!
#276 - thunderstorm (01/16/2012) [+] (22 replies)
<The only women I'm interested in atm...
#281 to #278 - thunderstorm (01/16/2012) [-]
Implying that all men like huge boobs, which I do not, More xbox girl for me!
Implying that all men like huge boobs, which I do not, More xbox girl for me!
#157 - treeclimberIoI (01/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Dude you're a retard, it's called a spirit-bomb.
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