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LA. friend introduces him to a pretty girl we friend introduces him to a pretty girl
Falls in
Love at the
be) firstfirst
MT in
2. Has a conversation with the girl 2. Too shy to talk to her
audio"
3. Cam wait to get home and add her on
Facebook
3, Adds her on few days later
4. is the one who starts the
t: ' ion, because she never
comes chat with him.
4. Never chats with her on Facebook
5. After the We conversation, she Knows
everything about him : what he does on
daily basis, problems... hag ..
e. Calls her everytime he
needs someone to tail; t _
Friend: l’ min Love
Girl: Who' s the lucky girl?
Friends
I Let' s her know his "intentions" in
an implicit way
s. her on FACEBO) OKI
MR. WRONG
seer
B, The first time he says I Love You is
looking into her eyes
mobile
if you and like a Friend, you will be
It seems pretty logical to met.
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Submitted: 01/14/2012
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#11 - bassistbawbie (01/14/2012) [+] (5 replies)
+80
#41 - petpantera **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
#232 - nocola (01/15/2012) [+] (14 replies)
****					 sakes FINALLY.    
   
Tired of all these friend zone bitch posts. If you act like a timid, shy guy when you meet a girl she WONT take you seriously, and since you're too shy to hit on her properly, or even tell her your intentions, where the hell else will she put you besides the friend zone? You established yourself as nothing more.    
   
Don't be a 						*******					 doormat, be nice to girls sure, but if you're a doormat you'll get nowhere. Be CONFIDENT, hell be cocky. Being timid/shy/ a "nice" guy doesn't work. This is a fact. So what if you hit on a girl and she rejects you? The alternative is what, exactly? You follow her like a lost puppy for months, catering to her every whim hoping that someday she recognizes how much "better" you are than all those other guys, who just want to sleep with her? (Which, by the way is all you want too - don't 						*******					 kid yourself.)   
   
tl:dr: Grow a pair.
**** sakes FINALLY.

Tired of all these friend zone bitch posts. If you act like a timid, shy guy when you meet a girl she WONT take you seriously, and since you're too shy to hit on her properly, or even tell her your intentions, where the hell else will she put you besides the friend zone? You established yourself as nothing more.

Don't be a ******* doormat, be nice to girls sure, but if you're a doormat you'll get nowhere. Be CONFIDENT, hell be cocky. Being timid/shy/ a "nice" guy doesn't work. This is a fact. So what if you hit on a girl and she rejects you? The alternative is what, exactly? You follow her like a lost puppy for months, catering to her every whim hoping that someday she recognizes how much "better" you are than all those other guys, who just want to sleep with her? (Which, by the way is all you want too - don't ******* kid yourself.)

tl:dr: Grow a pair.
#68 - necros (01/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Alternatively, instead of doing anything in the left column, just be a total asshole. Easier to remember, easier to do, SAME RESULT!   
Pic unrelated
Alternatively, instead of doing anything in the left column, just be a total asshole. Easier to remember, easier to do, SAME RESULT!
Pic unrelated
User avatar #6 - nionnen (01/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
People just try too hard... I started a friendly conversation whit my old school mate (girl) about 2 months ago, and now she is my girlfriend. I have never been friendzoned, I've had 2 gf's and my speech skill is 100.
#8 to #6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/14/2012) [-]
#204 - nickdebom (01/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
This is actually one of the few posts on fj that makes sense...  It is true.   
   
buth everybody knows that... why is fj again some kind of epic feel time.
This is actually one of the few posts on fj that makes sense... It is true.

buth everybody knows that... why is fj again some kind of epic feel time.
#37 - vitrolicnoscope (01/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>At a party   
>See a pretty girl   
> Go to talk to her   
>We talk for a while   
>We like each other tons   
>She pulls me into a closet   
>Pulls down my pants   
>Licks my scrotum   
>She mumbles something   
>Can't understand   
>"Pardon?"   
>I need about tree-fiddy   
>MFW
>At a party
>See a pretty girl
> Go to talk to her
>We talk for a while
>We like each other tons
>She pulls me into a closet
>Pulls down my pants
>Licks my scrotum
>She mumbles something
>Can't understand
>"Pardon?"
>I need about tree-fiddy
>MFW
#226 - ianthebaker (01/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It's about time someone said it. These pussyfoots always complain about getting friend zoned, when it's really just their lack of game.
It's about time someone said it. These pussyfoots always complain about getting friend zoned, when it's really just their lack of game.
#212 - samee (01/15/2012) [-]
******* thank you. Been getting sick and tired of guys bitching on here due to their lack of game.
User avatar #82 - Looongcat (01/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
so... Nice guys finish last?
User avatar #83 to #82 - Namepending (01/15/2012) [-]
More like, if you act obsessive, you wont get the girl.
#28 - mrvegeta (01/15/2012) [-]
explain this **** ,OH PEE
User avatar #7 - mormongirl (01/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
a guy i barely knew asked me for my number during history class, we texted all the time, we were joking about horoscopes and how we should **** . he asked me to the halloween dance and we've been in love for almost a year :) stop coniving, just be brave. it usually works out.
#282 - sgryut (01/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#205 - skuser (01/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**skuser rolls 779**
**skuser rolls 779**
+21
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User avatar #307 - asgardian (01/15/2012) [+] (18 replies)
This is only partially correct. It looks like it was made by a woman. There's no set of rules on how many days you have to wait to add someone on facebook, what to talk about, when to do anything.

The key factor that trumps ANY ******** you will come across is a *confident state of mind*. That's it. You can't be in the frame of mind: "I really hope she likes me." every time you talk to her because it will show. Neediness and Boredom are girl kryptonite. You need to be able to have fun without her. As soon as you show that you don't need her is when she'll want you the most.

Once you're ALREADY IN the relationship is when you can start being all romantic.
#138 - mistahlegend (01/15/2012) [-]
<What I would tell the friendzoned person.
User avatar #32 - noophdelivered (01/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>See this smoking hot girl.
>Strike up a conversation.
>Invites me to her place for drinks.
>We get drunk.
>She unzips my pants.
>She eats my dick.
>Look into her eyes.
>Realize she is a stegosaurus.
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