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Git sum nuts!

LA. friend introduces him to a pretty girl we friend introduces him to a pretty girl
Falls in
Love at the
be) firstfirst
MT in
2. Has a conversation with the girl 2. Too shy to talk to her
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3. Cam wait to get home and add her on
Facebook
3, Adds her on few days later
4. is the one who starts the
t: ' ion, because she never
comes chat with him.
4. Never chats with her on Facebook
5. After the We conversation, she Knows
everything about him : what he does on
daily basis, problems... hag ..
e. Calls her everytime he
needs someone to tail; t _
Friend: l’ min Love
Girl: Who' s the lucky girl?
Friends
I Let' s her know his "intentions" in
an implicit way
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MR. WRONG
seer
B, The first time he says I Love You is
looking into her eyes
mobile
if you and like a Friend, you will be
It seems pretty logical to met.
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#73 to #11 - chaseford (01/15/2012) [-]
>Daniel Radcliffe hosted SNL today   
>around 12, Harry Potter Skit   
>Snape says he missed harry potter   
>I turn to my sister   
>I say to her "After all this time?"   
>She replies "Always"   
>We cry   
>Feels.
>Daniel Radcliffe hosted SNL today
>around 12, Harry Potter Skit
>Snape says he missed harry potter
>I turn to my sister
>I say to her "After all this time?"
>She replies "Always"
>We cry
>Feels.
User avatar #221 to #73 - tusslemonster (01/15/2012) [-]
lyk if u cry ever tim
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#179 to #41 - libejenkins (01/15/2012) [-]
Now I wish to be in a country where the people talk english to use that phrase. Thank you.
#122 to #41 - shadowrated (01/15/2012) [-]
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took your advice
#287 to #41 - malteser (01/15/2012) [-]
well you know what they say

you are what you eat


User avatar #44 to #41 - GiantPedobear (01/15/2012) [-]
I Agree with you good sir
#42 to #41 - AngryRedMidget (01/15/2012) [-]
That is a great slogan, you make that up?
That is a great slogan, you make that up?
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#37 - vitrolicnoscope (01/15/2012) [-]
>At a party   
>See a pretty girl   
> Go to talk to her   
>We talk for a while   
>We like each other tons   
>She pulls me into a closet   
>Pulls down my pants   
>Licks my scrotum   
>She mumbles something   
>Can't understand   
>"Pardon?"   
>I need about tree-fiddy   
>MFW
>At a party
>See a pretty girl
> Go to talk to her
>We talk for a while
>We like each other tons
>She pulls me into a closet
>Pulls down my pants
>Licks my scrotum
>She mumbles something
>Can't understand
>"Pardon?"
>I need about tree-fiddy
>MFW
User avatar #58 to #37 - nickychan (01/15/2012) [-]
slap that bitch
User avatar #130 to #37 - shadowrated (01/15/2012) [-]
NO YOU CANT HAVE NO TREE FIDDY!!!! DAMN LAWK-NISS-MAWNSTA!!!

User avatar #6 - nionnen (01/14/2012) [-]
People just try too hard... I started a friendly conversation whit my old school mate (girl) about 2 months ago, and now she is my girlfriend. I have never been friendzoned, I've had 2 gf's and my speech skill is 100.
#411 to #6 - anon (01/15/2012) [-]
That's how I got my boyfriend 7 months ago. He had few girlfriends and has always been a nerdy, odd boy. But when I first knew him, he thought that going after girls was the only way to get girls. Now, he realized that he just needed to make friends with girls and not worry about dating them, and then ended up dating me.

Guys, all you need to do is stop TRYING to get a girlfriend, and girls will come!
#8 to #6 - anon (01/14/2012) [-]
#16 to #8 - asrial (01/15/2012) [-]
I second that.
In retrospect, I've only managed to score 1 "hot" girl, whereas she dumped after 2 months. :(
User avatar #313 to #282 - asgardian (01/15/2012) [-]
That should read.


Has Balls.






Doesn't get friendzoned.
#232 - nocola (01/15/2012) [-]
****		 sakes FINALLY.    
   
Tired of all these friend zone bitch posts. If you act like a timid, shy guy when you meet a girl she WONT take you seriously, and since you're too shy to hit on her properly, or even tell her your intentions, where the hell else will she put you besides the friend zone? You established yourself as nothing more.    
   
Don't be a 			*******		 doormat, be nice to girls sure, but if you're a doormat you'll get nowhere. Be CONFIDENT, hell be cocky. Being timid/shy/ a "nice" guy doesn't work. This is a fact. So what if you hit on a girl and she rejects you? The alternative is what, exactly? You follow her like a lost puppy for months, catering to her every whim hoping that someday she recognizes how much "better" you are than all those other guys, who just want to sleep with her? (Which, by the way is all you want too - don't 			*******		 kid yourself.)   
   
tl:dr: Grow a pair.
**** sakes FINALLY.

Tired of all these friend zone bitch posts. If you act like a timid, shy guy when you meet a girl she WONT take you seriously, and since you're too shy to hit on her properly, or even tell her your intentions, where the hell else will she put you besides the friend zone? You established yourself as nothing more.

Don't be a ******* doormat, be nice to girls sure, but if you're a doormat you'll get nowhere. Be CONFIDENT, hell be cocky. Being timid/shy/ a "nice" guy doesn't work. This is a fact. So what if you hit on a girl and she rejects you? The alternative is what, exactly? You follow her like a lost puppy for months, catering to her every whim hoping that someday she recognizes how much "better" you are than all those other guys, who just want to sleep with her? (Which, by the way is all you want too - don't ******* kid yourself.)

tl:dr: Grow a pair.
#361 to #232 - fridayiminlove (01/15/2012) [-]
So... What if you're a girl too? Friendzones are more common then, and they use to be painful... Teach me
#418 to #361 - nocola (01/15/2012) [-]
All I can say is girls dig confidence!
User avatar #419 to #418 - fridayiminlove (01/15/2012) [-]
and that's... good?
#420 to #419 - nocola (01/15/2012) [-]
I may have misunderstood your question, could you rephrase?
User avatar #421 to #420 - fridayiminlove (01/15/2012) [-]
as a lesbian, i've been friendzoned with an 80% of the girls i know... it's a matter of being shy and nice or showing your self-confidence, and i asked what worked better
#422 to #421 - nocola (01/15/2012) [-]
Well, I would assume lesbian and straight girls would both be more attracted to someone who shows their self-confidence and lets their intentions be known from the start, rather than being just a "nice guy" (or gal)

The key, no matter what your orientation, to not getting friend zoned is to not be their friend. Don't mistake this with not being nice.
User avatar #423 to #422 - fridayiminlove (01/15/2012) [-]
in fact, that was my most recent mistake... a friend of mine misunderstood her own feelings, and now we're not even friends.... believe me, that's much worse than being friendzoned

thanks for the advice :)
#424 to #423 - nocola (01/15/2012) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that. Love, even lust, are difficult waters to navigate at the best of times. We just have to try our best, and if things don't work - don't linger, move on. I myself just got dumped out of a one year relationship.

I am by no means "over it" but I'm not moping around the house either. No point in it, just trying to have fun with girls at parties at this point.
User avatar #425 to #424 - fridayiminlove (01/15/2012) [-]
moving on... that's easy to say, but not to do, it's taking me months since then, and i have to face it every ******* day at school

but yeah i guess i should have fun and get over it... as the first time i've got heart-broken, it may be the hardest
#427 to #425 - nocola (01/15/2012) [-]
Dropped you a friend request, if you wanted to talk
#409 to #232 - anon (01/15/2012) [-]
I say.

I tend to notice that girls turn down typical guys who are relentlessly, obviously hitting on them. Being subtle, romantic and sweet while hitting on the girl, will get the girl. But being the douchebag who goes "hey baby, I like you, wanna go take a drive?" will get you the sluts and nothing more. IF you're an attractive, popular guy. If you're some average guy, forget it- not even the sluts will go for an ugly jackass.

However there's no one set way to 'get' a girl. It depends on the personality and how you connect with her. Does she like animals? Say how cruel and unfair PETA is. Does she like badasses? Brag about beating the piss out of one of your buddies. Simple as that.
#417 to #409 - nocola (01/15/2012) [-]
I agree wholeheartedly with what you said - however in my previous comment when I said be confident, hell be cocky I didn't mean a jackass, considering how timid most guys in the friend zone are cocky to them would be outgoing enough to succeed.

What I meant, but failed to explain, was there is a huuuge difference between being an asshole and being confident and outgoing. Don't be the asshole.
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#213 to #188 - calibratuner (01/15/2012) [-]
Act like a friend. Because when you actually get into a relationship with that person at least you can trust them.
#28 - mrvegeta (01/15/2012) [-]
explain this **** ,OH PEE
#255 - anon (01/15/2012) [-]
******************* someone who brings up friendzoning without calling girls a bunch of heartless bitches.
I've tried to defend the girls side countless times but never have been able to put it quite so well as this post. A lot of guys these days just don't know how to court a girl like they used to. Seduction is a lost art.

For example, look at this badass over here. Not the best looking guy in the world I admit but this looks didn't stop him for getting women. "He was so famous as a womanizer that his name remains synonymous with the art of seduction"
Now I am not saying you should be a womanizer like casanova over here but getting the girl is all the same, good or bad intentions. It's what you do after you have there interests which shows what kind of man you are.
#259 to #255 - flamingpinkbunnies (01/15/2012) [-]
THANK you! I never understood when guys get into an All Caps Rage for being friendzoned. So the girl isn't attracted to you, big deal, there are plenty of 			*******		 fish in the sea. And plus, when you think about it, that guy has most likely friendzoned plenty of other girls who feel bad about themselves. It's a kind of never-ending cycle but it's always possible to be broken.
THANK you! I never understood when guys get into an All Caps Rage for being friendzoned. So the girl isn't attracted to you, big deal, there are plenty of ******* fish in the sea. And plus, when you think about it, that guy has most likely friendzoned plenty of other girls who feel bad about themselves. It's a kind of never-ending cycle but it's always possible to be broken.
#204 - nickdebom (01/15/2012) [-]
This is actually one of the few posts on fj that makes sense...  It is true.   
   
buth everybody knows that... why is fj again some kind of epic feel time.
This is actually one of the few posts on fj that makes sense... It is true.

buth everybody knows that... why is fj again some kind of epic feel time.
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#412 to #220 - anon (01/15/2012) [-]
Do it like that and you'll earn yourself the title of "asshole" among girls.

Friend them, don't worry about dating them! One of your female friends will eventually find herself having feelings for you, as a guy friend who's always there for HER when she needs it. And there you have a girlfriend.

Because the problem with this content is that the guy who gets friendzoned always cries about HIMSELF. If it's one thing girls like to do, it's to depend on a guy. Don't talk about yourself or your problems, talk about her and her problems. That's the big secret that will get you a girl who STAYS with you, dependability.
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#226 - ianthebaker (01/15/2012) [-]
It's about time someone said it. These pussyfoots always complain about getting friend zoned, when it's really just their lack of game.
It's about time someone said it. These pussyfoots always complain about getting friend zoned, when it's really just their lack of game.
User avatar #250 to #226 - thewalruss (01/15/2012) [-]
Wooow I met this puppeteer. He lives in Mexico. Very nice :)
#212 - samee (01/15/2012) [-]
******* thank you. Been getting sick and tired of guys bitching on here due to their lack of game.
#205 - skuser (01/15/2012) [-]
**skuser rolls 779**
**skuser rolls 779**
User avatar #231 to #205 - rjgnal (01/15/2012) [-]
cool gif except its not a retoast
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#210 to #205 - vaginismus (01/15/2012) [-]
MFW i watched this and dropped my pizza in my lap
MFW i watched this and dropped my pizza in my lap
User avatar #243 - funkmasterflex (01/15/2012) [-]
Tl;dr: Don't be a pussy and keep Facebook out of your relationship
#138 - mistahlegend (01/15/2012) [-]
<What I would tell the friendzoned person.
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