trying to compete. this should make your nipples hard tinyurl.com/hemanyeyeahyey. 14 and we had 3 already haha Anonmynous ah is this a ? I thatit realize, what
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this should make your nipples hard tinyurl.com/hemanyeyeahyey

14 and we had 3 already haha
Anonmynous
ah is this a ? I thatit realize, what is the prim? gonorrhea?
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#3 - bawsorama (01/14/2012) [+] (44 replies)
yea there's this one freshman girl at my highschool who's always bragging about having bf's and always puts up those statuses like "omg me and ***** furevas" and then a week after that they break up. so i'm with my girl in the hall and then little miss tramp walks up to me and legit says "hey you wanna go out" right in front of my girl. now my girl is a jealous one but i calmed her down and told the cockroach (she's like 4'7) "im already with someone" she obviously doesn't like reject so she's forcing me now and telling me how she's better than any girl i've been with. so i tell her, "ummm are your parents millionares and do you have a bright future and a promising good career on your mind? cause my girl does and already has $12,000 in her bank account. plus she hasn't been tainted unlike you so please move before i punch you in the throat" so she gets all mad and next day starts saying to everyone that me and my girl broke up and that i'm going out with her. so i think of an idea and get the perfect one. i get my girl to text me stuff that would be harrassing and i change her name to the tramp's. i then go to the dean, show him it, he brings the tramp down, and now she's suspended for sexual harrassment. and my other friends joined in to help seal the deal by saying that she has been texting them stuff too.
MFW she texts me saying that she will never forgive me
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User avatar #76 - crampers (01/14/2012) [+] (23 replies)
Haha what a noob im 18 and have had 0 girlfriends!!


... fuck
#220 - sgryut (01/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#170 - funnyjunkelite (01/14/2012) [-]
the average 14 year old relationship usually lasts 2 hours, i wouldn't be talking bitch
#551 - furiousmarshmellow (01/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
First Prize: Gonorrhea   
   
Second Prize: AIDS   
   
Third Prize: Pregnancy
First Prize: Gonorrhea

Second Prize: AIDS

Third Prize: Pregnancy

#839 - Zaxplab (01/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**Zaxplab rolls 0** My gf count
#70 - siemzor (01/14/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Oh my god...
#17 - secretlywheatbread (01/14/2012) [-]
> Bein' 16
> Girl I barely know calls me a whore
> areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg
> Ignore her
> Keeps on calling me a whore
> Hear that she's preggers, has fucked like, 6 guys in the past 6 months
> continue ignoring her
> Says she's going to fight me
> ignore
<--- every guy's reaction when she talks to them.
#588 - anonymous (01/15/2012) [+] (51 replies)
Men disgust me. I’m a lesbian and I’m sick to death of you ignorant bastards. For starters, no, I will not show you my tits. I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell another woman to get naked, you dogs might see women as flesh for your pleasure but NOTHING gives you the right to take advantage of a woman just because you believe that you’re ‘stronger’ or ‘better’. You describe women as ‘cumdumpsters’, quite frankly I’m enraged by this, if I ever heard you say this word in real life I would punch you so hard you’d be in a coma for the next month.

What gives you the right to think that you can tell us what to do? I will never be ordered around by a man. Actually I’m so passionate about this I managed to get this asshole guy suspended from my work for making sexist comments about me and ordering me to get him a fucking coffee every minute. Now he’s learnt his lesson and is making ME the coffee.

I weep for a world without men, a paradise. Without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally.

Unfortunately I can’t see my utopia happening anytime soon but I warn you, women’s rights groups are still fighting for equality and in the future society might not be quite so lenient on you misogynist bastards.

#611 to #588 - wumbologyexpert (01/15/2012) [-]
Men disgust me. I’m a lesbian and I’m sick to death of you ignorant bastards. For starters, no, I will not show you my tits. I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell another woman to get naked, you dogs might see women as flesh for your pleasure but NOTHING gives you the right to take advantage of a woman just because you believe that you’re ‘stronger’ or ‘better’. You describe women as ‘cumdumpsters’, quite frankly I’m enraged by this, if I ever heard you say this word in real life I would punch you so hard you’d be in a coma for the next month.

What gives you the right to think that you can tell us what to do? I will never be ordered around by a man. Actually I’m so passionate about this I managed to get this asshole guy suspended from my work for making sexist comments about me and ordering me to get him a fucking coffee every minute. Now he’s learnt his lesson and is making ME the coffee.

I weep for a world without men, a paradise. Without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally.

Unfortunately I can’t see my utopia happening anytime soon but I warn you, women’s rights groups are still fighting for equality and in the future society might not be quite so lenient on you misogynist bastards.
#324 - halfataco (01/14/2012) [+] (8 replies)
**halfataco rolls 77** Dubs and I will film myself walking up to a random chick and making out with her, will post results.
#95 - hauntzor (01/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>17
>Still dating my first and only REAL girlfriend (one that actually lasted more than a week)
>She lives three hours away though, so I'm not sure it counts
>Fuck long-distance relationships
#425 - XPurdonx **User deleted account** (01/15/2012) [-]
I'm 18 and I've never had a girlfriend, kissed a girl or had sex.
#398 - sothenisaid (01/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
turning 16 next month
never had a gf

hope im not saying this next year
#406 to #398 - hunnyshuckumms (01/15/2012) [-]
You won't be. You're turning 17 next year.
#13 - boredomavenger (01/14/2012) [-]
mfw whores are proud of being whores until someone calls them a whore, then they get insulted
#269 - graydiggy ONLINE (01/14/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I'm 24 and never had a boyfriend...
#511 - swagbot (01/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
20. Non-religious. Propositioned tons of times. Turned them all down despite the urge to get easy sex.   
   
Hooking up and doing the sex is not difficult, but for some reason, i do not want to have sex with any other woman than 'The One'. I find myself hating people who take sex casually. Is that weird?
20. Non-religious. Propositioned tons of times. Turned them all down despite the urge to get easy sex.

Hooking up and doing the sex is not difficult, but for some reason, i do not want to have sex with any other woman than 'The One'. I find myself hating people who take sex casually. Is that weird?
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#267 to #249 - ARRRGGGG (01/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, I hate gurting another person's feeling. It makes feel all gurt inside.
#27 - Greengreda (01/14/2012) [+] (6 replies)
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