trying to compete. this should make your nipples hard tinyurl.com/hemanyeyeahyey. 14 and we had 3 already haha Anonmynous ah is this a ? I thatit realize, what
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User avatar #76 - crampers (01/14/2012) [-]
Haha what a noob im 18 and have had 0 girlfriends!!


... ****
#97 to #76 - anon (01/14/2012) [-]
16, stopped counting at 10, but only like 2 who were serious
#125 to #97 - anon (01/14/2012) [-]
gtfo anon nobody wants to hear about your life success
User avatar #163 to #125 - spectralbanshee (01/14/2012) [-]
An anon with a big mouth against another anon... Interesing... Some of the Anon's are evolving
User avatar #464 to #163 - Screenshotman (01/15/2012) [-]
I'll be sure to document this wonderful accomplishment, lest other anon's ruin this newly evolved form.
#206 to #97 - alfrazzy (01/14/2012) [-]
Isn't that just a bit hypocritical?   
Juuuust a bit.
Isn't that just a bit hypocritical?
Juuuust a bit.
User avatar #417 to #97 - spacefield (01/15/2012) [-]
that is not something to be proud of
*******
User avatar #101 to #76 - thephantur (01/14/2012) [-]
I know that feel bro.
#896 to #76 - AnFour (01/15/2012) [-]
I pinkieed this post when it was just a little post of 5 pinkies
Look at him now...they grow up so fast! (':
#438 to #76 - theofficialchamp (01/15/2012) [-]
abondon tread
abondon tread
#521 to #76 - gnomeflake (01/15/2012) [-]
Ha, what a loser! I've had like 100 times more girlfriends than you had!

....oh wait
#825 to #76 - dyslexicunicorn (01/15/2012) [-]
I'm 19 and the radies can't stay aray from me.
User avatar #80 to #76 - AnFour (01/14/2012) [-]
17 never had one :'D, but it's ok.....*sobs*
User avatar #83 to #80 - spectralbanshee (01/14/2012) [-]
nearly 21 and same story... Still pickyness is my biggest foe
User avatar #85 to #83 - AnFour (01/14/2012) [-]
Well I was getting to the point where I was getting attractive, then puberty hit me harder I broke out like a pig ):
User avatar #91 to #85 - spectralbanshee (01/14/2012) [-]
Double chin up dude! At least you can seduce them with your bacon!
User avatar #94 to #91 - AnFour (01/14/2012) [-]
Yeah huh, never had a girlfriend, but i kissed 3 in my whole life. at least I got that out of the way
User avatar #159 to #94 - spectralbanshee (01/14/2012) [-]
second base is the farthest I ever got... But that girl had to go back to Israel the day after that... She was super hot and I nearly got further but she didn't want to... sigh
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#748 to #493 - sxestrobe (01/15/2012) [-]
"make a few jokes that might be a little mean cuz bitches love that **** (idk why) also stay who you are "

User avatar #581 to #493 - spectralbanshee (01/15/2012) [-]
Appreciate the help, but my problems are far more complicated then just being "confident" ;) I'm confident enough already, but I'm just that funny weird guy who's a good listener and keeps getting his ass friendzoned. I'm too much of a wuss to be a jerk too. I know girls dig being a jerk etc. I've been given fake names and seen girls lose interest in me after dates although I have a lot of female friends and they all say I'm cute and far from ugly. It must be something about my character then.
#852 to #493 - fscambia (01/15/2012) [-]
so stay ourselves, but make ourselves look like jersey shore douches.... i dont even
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#238 to #220 - analpolice (01/14/2012) [-]
Forever alone thread ;(
Forever alone thread ;(
#551 - furiousmarshmellow (01/15/2012) [-]
First Prize: Gonorrhea   
   
Second Prize: AIDS   
   
Third Prize: Pregnancy
First Prize: Gonorrhea

Second Prize: AIDS

Third Prize: Pregnancy

User avatar #740 to #551 - xXthabeastXx (01/15/2012) [-]
And if you win by at least 10 relationships, you get all three!
#752 to #740 - sxestrobe (01/15/2012) [-]
and so will your kids! (except pregnancy)
#170 - funnyjunkelite (01/14/2012) [-]
the average 14 year old relationship usually lasts 2 hours, i wouldn't be talking bitch
#839 - Zaxplab (01/15/2012) [-]
**Zaxplab rolls 0** My gf count
#70 - siemzor (01/14/2012) [-]
Oh my god...
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#297 to #70 - davve (01/14/2012) [-]
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#409 to #297 - lolwutwutlol (01/15/2012) [-]
i love your gifs
#425 - XPurdonx **User deleted account** (01/15/2012) [-]
I'm 18 and I've never had a girlfriend, kissed a girl or had sex.
#95 - hauntzor (01/14/2012) [-]
>17
>Still dating my first and only REAL girlfriend (one that actually lasted more than a week)
>She lives three hours away though, so I'm not sure it counts
> **** long-distance relationships
#799 to #95 - anon (01/15/2012) [-]
I know that feel bro :< my first,real and still my girlfriend for soon a year lives in a whole other country. it costs me 250 dollars to go there and back. Have prob gone there 8 times the past year.   
Mind you im only 17 so my salory isnt the best :p
I know that feel bro :< my first,real and still my girlfriend for soon a year lives in a whole other country. it costs me 250 dollars to go there and back. Have prob gone there 8 times the past year.
Mind you im only 17 so my salory isnt the best :p
#13 - boredomavenger (01/14/2012) [-]
mfw whores are proud of being whores until someone calls them a whore, then they get insulted
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#719 - bulldozah (01/15/2012) [-]
Me.

VERY related.

#511 - swagbot (01/15/2012) [-]
20. Non-religious. Propositioned tons of times. Turned them all down despite the urge to get easy sex.   
   
Hooking up and doing the sex is not difficult, but for some reason, i do not want to have sex with any other woman than 'The One'. I find myself hating people who take sex casually. Is that weird?
20. Non-religious. Propositioned tons of times. Turned them all down despite the urge to get easy sex.

Hooking up and doing the sex is not difficult, but for some reason, i do not want to have sex with any other woman than 'The One'. I find myself hating people who take sex casually. Is that weird?
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#538 to #511 - killtobepoisonfree (01/15/2012) [-]
Not weird. You are not alone my friend, although the girl who I thought was "the one" accused and accuses me of cheating on her to this day..
So now, it's pretty much a girl who I have a strong connection with, will get my "gift".

#527 to #511 - candytaker (01/15/2012) [-]
Not at all.







except i couldn't get sex if i tried
#269 - graydiggy (01/14/2012) [-]
I'm 24 and never had a boyfriend...
#274 to #269 - anon (01/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #275 to #274 - graydiggy (01/14/2012) [-]
You totally missed the joke...
User avatar #296 to #275 - ighostinthefogi (01/14/2012) [-]
... crap, I missed it too... and still am, care to explain? o.0 (forgive my ignorance)
User avatar #307 to #296 - graydiggy (01/14/2012) [-]
I am a straight male at the age of 24.
User avatar #349 to #307 - ighostinthefogi (01/14/2012) [-]
Okay, that's what I thought, but thanks for confirming :)
User avatar #316 to #269 - wisdombranch (01/14/2012) [-]
Two years behind you and I still am in the same situation.
#27 - Greengreda (01/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #227 to #27 - ZTRIKER (01/14/2012) [-]
lolol source on this ?
User avatar #299 to #227 - davve (01/14/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCS...

Found after googling "2+2 gonorrhea"
#522 to #299 - monotuei (01/15/2012) [-]
Mfw i saw the video.
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#720 - anon (01/15/2012) [-]
I am 19 and I have had 0 girlfriends, I never even kissed a girl :(
I am 19 and I have had 0 girlfriends, I never even kissed a girl :(
User avatar #727 to #720 - ahmetbyrm (01/15/2012) [-]
well ive kissed a few girls but i never had a girl friend. i dated couple of girls but i acted like a retarded and never called them.
User avatar #277 - icanflynow (01/14/2012) [-]
I've never had a boyfriend, but then again I'm straight...
User avatar #820 - Virt (01/15/2012) [-]
17
No gf
No problems

All my friends have them
Always have problems and no money

And they ask me why I don't have one -_-
User avatar #828 to #820 - JasonBourne (01/15/2012) [-]
Exact same story as you actually.
User avatar #833 to #828 - Virt (01/15/2012) [-]
Yea the annoying thing is that I can get one but the only ones I know are either taken or whores

Oh well good thing being singles awesome
User avatar #835 to #833 - JasonBourne (01/15/2012) [-]
That it is
#490 - subcelestial (01/15/2012) [-]
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