True. credit to memebase just for luls i have nothing against bf3 or halo. Still easier to fly' 3 jet MEMEBASE. ctpt,. >Play PC >Take a risk, spawn in jet for first time >Fly like a pro, level up twice in one game >Wtf is everyone complaining about? >Play on frien
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#88 - lordaurion (01/13/2012) [-]
Mfw flying jets in BF3.
User avatar #2 - Rankor (01/13/2012) [-]
>Play PC
>Take a risk, spawn in jet for first time
>Fly like a pro, level up twice in one game
>Wtf is everyone complaining about?
>Play on friend's console
>Get in jet
> ************************************
>Go tell story to internet
#12 to #2 - palopalo (01/13/2012) [-]
i just find it too hard to fly the jet, i really want to but i can't. it's not logical to me to fly it on PC :)
User avatar #10 to #2 - legolars (01/13/2012) [-]
lol ive got bf3 on both ps3 and pc an i honestly dont see the problem. same consept just different controls.
User avatar #4 to #2 - kurtizmo (01/13/2012) [-]
I haven't played BF3 on PC but I totally agree with your part about console D:

User avatar #9 to #4 - flemsdfer ONLINE (01/13/2012) [-]
Yes. My friend has his sensitivity up so high I'll try to pull up to take off, and do a back flip and crash on the runway.
#15 to #9 - HappytimeJR (01/13/2012) [-]
Controller sensitivity has no effect on the jets performance.
User avatar #17 to #15 - flemsdfer ONLINE (01/13/2012) [-]
It always happens on his console though. =/ The jets just don't want to pull up right.
#23 to #17 - eggsandgreggs (01/13/2012) [-]
Slow down the jet as you turn, it goes quicker. Then use the afterburners out of a turn. Your welcome.
User avatar #40 to #23 - flemsdfer ONLINE (01/13/2012) [-]
I know how to fly a jet. I'm a good pilot, and I've unlocked everything for the jet. It's just on my friend's console that the jets don't seem to respond the same. On my console it works great.
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#59 - holylol (01/13/2012) [-]
>MFW flying a BF3 heli
>MFW flying a BF3 heli
#68 - Rascal (01/13/2012) [-]
The only problem you'll get is getting a jet up in the air and flying the ****** without being shot down on take off.

And I'm saying that because I've got 300+ kills killing people who haven't left the runway.

But, the moar you know:
RT accelerates, don't hold it down when trying to out-turn an enemy who is pursuing you as it widens your turn, hold LT to air brake and then accelerate out for a second or two before braking again, using afterburners is super effective as you'll usually get behind them well enough.
Never fly straight up and fly to the moon, you'll stall and fall backwards into the nearest mountain, and you'll get shot down as you do so.
Never fly straight and never over the enemy spawn in conquest if you see an active turret.
In conquest work on anti-air, take down enemy jets and helicopters using AA missiles, If you're complete begginer do not use guided missiles.
Flares + Air Radar + Heat Seekers = Conquest (Operation firestorm, caspian border, Kharg Island)
Flares + Beam Scanning + Guided Missiles = Rush.
ECM jammer won't stop missiles that are already locked on; only use them in Hardcore as the flares do the same thing, and better.
Get your priorities right, Enemy Jet > Enemy Heli > Enemy Tank > Enemy Jeep > Individual foot soldier.
If the enemy refuse to use jets, take theirs, 3 friendly jets is better then one.
Out of foot soldier boundry trees are non physical, you can fly right through them without damage, avoid normal, detailed trees.
Don't panic whilst locked on, fly fast using after burners if on conquest, stay low, then use the air brake a lot. Mash RB for flares; they'll save your life 20+ times a game.
Jeeps don't have lock on warnings and are commonly transporting multiple people or jihad-esque explosives, netting upwards of 300-400 a kill.
I Love the jets in BF3, I've done well with them, Don't under-estimate. And if all else fails; use the AA cannon/Stinger missile combo.
User avatar #93 to #68 - KFCownz (01/13/2012) [-]
I agree with all but the Heat Seeker methed on conquest

ive gotten 1500+ kills in a jet most of them where stuff on the ground
the Guided missile also doubles as a spotting thing so where you can spot enemy infantry plus it can 1 hit kill enemy jeep too

the cannon will outdo the heat seekers in a dogfight and I laugh at anyone who uses Heat seekers to try and kill me as I almost never die to them
User avatar #100 to #68 - thenedman (01/13/2012) [-]
I would also add, don't be afraid to use your gun especially for closer stuff. Just put in a bit of practice with it and you can really start doing some hurt. Good tactic I have found is to lock on and fire with heat seekers then switch to gun straight away and try and shot them as well and not give them the chance to eject. it will net you an extra 100 per jet kill.
#69 to #68 - diedmanking (01/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #77 to #68 - foelkera (01/13/2012) [-]
Also, if you see a low ranked player piloting a helicopter, RUN. LIKE. **** .
#70 to #68 - repostforlife ONLINE (01/13/2012) [-]
thanks for the tip
#81 - butterglider (01/13/2012) [-]
I got 99 problems but flying a jet aint one
#35 - bakinboy (01/13/2012) [-]
that is because you rack diciprine!
that is because you rack diciprine!
#56 to #35 - brotdose (01/13/2012) [-]
Lemme help ya
#6 - kubaardo (01/13/2012) [-]
Thats because you have no Spartans in Battlefield 3. Master Chief survived a dive from orbit without a scratch and a soldier in BF3 dies if he jumps of a of 3 meter tall building.
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User avatar #28 to #13 - nathanbiggs (01/13/2012) [-]
They both feel from orbit at some point. Six feel onto Reach and Masterchief feel onto Earth during Halo 3.
User avatar #19 to #13 - DmOnZ (01/13/2012) [-]
Did you play halo 3? Because if you did that comment would be unacceptable.
User avatar #48 to #19 - ReeferTrees (01/13/2012) [-]
I apologize for my Ignorance, upon looking at the picture he used I felt ashamed i didn't remember the first level.
#11 to #6 - Rascal (01/13/2012) [-]
the only three meter tall buildings in existence are found in the land of smurfs
User avatar #39 to #11 - aerius (01/13/2012) [-]
and gears of war, where the world is inexplicably made of chest high walls.
#87 - AOHearts (01/13/2012) [-]
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#82 - resurrectionblade (01/13/2012) [-]
Halo thread anyone? lay down your feelings and information about halo
Halo thread anyone? lay down your feelings and information about halo
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#65 - northernbro (01/13/2012) [-]
mfw i actually leave the runway in a jet
User avatar #79 to #65 - foelkera (01/13/2012) [-]
Same face when a player who's name isn't similar to xXxSm0k3w33d4lyf3xXx is piloting the helicopter you're in
#32 - muchosgustaman (01/13/2012) [-]
I can fly the damn jet just fine, getting kills on the other hand...
User avatar #98 - darthblam ONLINE (01/13/2012) [-]
Halo Reach always kind of bugged me... because it pretty much made the entire Fall of Reach book wrong...
User avatar #115 to #98 - eatbananas (01/13/2012) [-]
it as way off, but it worked for the gameplay, and remember the books were mainly following master chief, Halo: Reach was more about that one squad of spartans
User avatar #119 to #115 - darthblam ONLINE (01/13/2012) [-]
Yes but EVERYTHING is made wrong by the game being about Spartan IIIs... which were supposed to be secret and only on a planet called Onyx at this time.
User avatar #124 to #119 - eatbananas (01/13/2012) [-]
yea... o feel yea... but the game would have sucked if it was only about them on Onyx
User avatar #129 to #124 - darthblam ONLINE (01/13/2012) [-]
A game like that could have worked as a sequel to Halo 3...
User avatar #131 to #129 - eatbananas (01/13/2012) [-]
#52 - ilbacondeity (01/13/2012) [-]
Yo, my PC player homies...

Plug in an Xbox controller to the PC. While on foot, keyboard n' mouse. In Jet or Heli, pick up the controller.
#42 - captainamazingjack (01/13/2012) [-]
I think they are pretty easy, but at first I flew like I was drunk

mfw first kill
#1 - babelfisch (01/12/2012) [-]
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#24 - dfreshizzle (01/13/2012) [-]
Jets are easy....helicopters are whats hard a 			****		.
Jets are easy....helicopters are whats hard a **** .
User avatar #38 to #24 - durpington (01/13/2012) [-]
its easier to fly choppers if you put the heli sticks to legacy
User avatar #43 to #24 - captainamazingjack (01/13/2012) [-]
really? I thought they were all pretty easy after you flew them a couple times...
User avatar #27 to #24 - Fifee Boy (01/13/2012) [-]
helis are easy imo
#29 to #24 - Rascal (01/13/2012) [-]
**** flying vehicles. I can't even drive a buggy worth a **** .
User avatar #33 to #29 - Libratus (01/13/2012) [-]
Thanks for making me feel like a pro :) I wish u luck in learning how to drive a buggy.
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#114 - tintoes (01/13/2012) [-]
When i got BF3 i realized....

....all my years of playing Ace Combat on my PS2 have prepared me for this very moment.
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