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#24 - AnonymousDonor (01/12/2012) [-]
dumb bitch. you have to be Thane of New Bedford to do that
#177 to #24 - anon (01/13/2012) [-]
pinkie ME DOWN melon muncherS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#477 to #177 - seratyo ONLINE (01/13/2012) [-]
>MFW people are pinkieing you up because they will do the opposite of what you said.
User avatar #70 to #24 - ienjoyrofling (01/13/2012) [-]
Your comment stuck with me for a few posts so I google'd "New Bedford Skyrim" to see where it was on the map so I could go there. I came back only to find out that it was the name of the town in this post.
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#469 - katanauser (01/13/2012) [-]
He has a chance to get out, he has one lockpick.
User avatar #491 to #469 - bobodevetjedan (01/13/2012) [-]
except the lock is master difficulty and he probably doesn't have any perk in lockpicking.
User avatar #597 to #491 - yourtypicalhipster (01/15/2012) [-]
But he may have the skeleton key.
#48 to #33 - icefried (01/13/2012) [-]
You win this one.
You win this one.
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User avatar #9 - maginmaniac (01/12/2012) [-]
He resisted arrest? He probably paid with his blood!
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#25 to #11 - AnonymousDonor (01/12/2012) [-]
nobody ever pays me in blood.....
User avatar #53 to #25 - Balrogsaysrawr (01/13/2012) [-]
can I pay you in gum?
#28 to #25 - neoexdeath (01/12/2012) [-]
Feels bad man
Feels bad man
#4 - aussieteen (01/12/2012) [-]
5-7 years of prison term for punching a women and taking her handbag?
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#332 to #253 - anon (01/13/2012) [-]
acquitted because the only evidence was circumstantial.
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#535 - chitalian (01/13/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#487 - thesweguy ONLINE (01/13/2012) [-]
#490 to #489 - thesweguy ONLINE (01/13/2012) [-]
**** this, going to see Mario
#420 - saygoodnight (01/13/2012) [-]
Lol... 5 to 7 years? How that will work out:
"C'mere nerd boy... Come give papa a sky-rim-job"
User avatar #428 to #420 - thelonelyfeel (01/13/2012) [-]
I just watched this yesterday.
User avatar #56 - cnstr (01/13/2012) [-]
hope he brought his lockpick
User avatar #19 - genjutsu (01/12/2012) [-]
story struck me as total ******** upon first reading, then it was guaranteed ******** once I saw the sentence for that kind of crime. That is the same sentence a violent rapist would get, plus for an assault the 10 year monitoring probation makes no sense, only child sex offenders get that long.

TL:DR ********
User avatar #488 to #19 - conquer (01/13/2012) [-]
dude... if you're not a cop, you have some explaining to do
User avatar #586 to #488 - genjutsu (01/13/2012) [-]
lol ive been in trouble with the law a fair bit and basically know how the system works.

I didnt do anything serious thought, its just been stupid things, like fighting, or getting drunk and breaking into a pre-historic themed water park and stealing a caveman, true story.
User avatar #598 to #586 - conquer (01/16/2012) [-]
if the comic about the stolen caveman doesn't exist, i insist that you start writing this instant!
#599 to #598 - genjutsu (01/16/2012) [-]
here is the pic of us with said caveman, you sir have inspired me, it shall be done haha
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#522 - vonner (01/13/2012) [-]
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#546 to #522 - alderien (01/13/2012) [-]
SOOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE
#557 to #522 - killerturd (01/13/2012) [-]
what anime is that??
User avatar #528 to #522 - newprinny (01/13/2012) [-]
....source?

#533 to #522 - xatekk (01/13/2012) [-]
a source would be quite nice.

#541 to #522 - captainobivous (01/13/2012) [-]
i recognise this anime
i recognise this anime
#542 to #541 - captainobivous (01/13/2012) [-]
and i'm gonna tell you

#544 to #543 - captainobivous (01/13/2012) [-]
srry forgot to write it
srry forgot to write it
User avatar #545 to #544 - captainobivous (01/13/2012) [-]
it's Ga Rei Zero
#549 to #545 - anon (01/13/2012) [-]
Thank you CaptainObvious! (wow First time this isn't sarcasm)
#529 to #522 - fadedfire (01/13/2012) [-]
what anime is this???
#470 - WowLunch (01/13/2012) [-]
seems legit
User avatar #340 - drsmall (01/13/2012) [-]
Worst part, his skills are going to drop now.
User avatar #30 - karris (01/12/2012) [-]
Why didn't he just Fus Ro Dah the police?
#119 to #30 - thepsycho (01/13/2012) [-]
Because he didn't even start the main quest.
Because he didn't even start the main quest.
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User avatar #479 - KillinTime (01/13/2012) [-]
his skill in speech wasn't high enough
#328 - straken (01/13/2012) [-]
At least he gets one lockpick to work with. Let's hope his skill is high enough.
At least he gets one lockpick to work with. Let's hope his skill is high enough.
#265 - donkeybong (01/13/2012) [-]
Should have bought a megaphone and "shouted" at people.
User avatar #270 to #265 - lolzard (01/13/2012) [-]
I lol'd at the pic and the comment. :D
User avatar #274 to #270 - donkeybong (01/13/2012) [-]
Thx. in all honesty i wish **** like this would happen where I live.
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