Two Blind Pilots
Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, ene is using s guide dog, and the other is tapping his wsy along
the aisle with s cane. Nerve) us laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men
afterthe cockpit, the deer closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around,
searching fer seine sign that this is
just s little . None is forthcoming.
The plane redyes tester and tester clown the runway and the people sitting in
the winder seats realize they' re headed straight fer the wst
er at the edge of the airport. As it begins to leek as though the plane will plough in
to the Water, panicked screams fill the cabin. Ifthat moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.
The passengers relax and laugh s little sheepishly, and seen
all retreat into their magazines, secure in the aknowledge that the plane is in good hands.
In the cockpit, ene of the blind pilots turns to
the other and says," lenew, Beb, ene of these days, they' re gems scream tee late and we' re all gems die."