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Here I sit, broken hearted
Came to ****
But only farted
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Submitted: 01/12/2012
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#1 - sammyjankiis (01/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#4 - thepharaoh (01/12/2012) [-]
Those who write on bathroom walls   
should roll their 						****					 in little balls   
and those who read these lines of wit   
should eat those little balls of 						****
Those who write on bathroom walls
should roll their **** in little balls
and those who read these lines of wit
should eat those little balls of ****
#2 - Vincenzo (01/12/2012) [-]
Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to wonder,
I come here to **** and stink
And make a noise like thunder!
User avatar #10 - adultcontent (01/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Here I am, broken hearted, tried to **** but only farted, later on I took the chance, tried to fart but **** my pants.
User avatar #19 - Ninotori (01/13/2012) [-]
My dad found this one:

Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to **** and stink.
But I just sit and scratch my balls,
and read the ******** on the walls.
User avatar #16 - fapping (01/13/2012) [-]
I have something to share : I usually **** and fap at the same time.

~that is all~
#8 - massivetrollolol (01/12/2012) [-]
Pure truth.
#29 - Jump (01/13/2012) [-]
Stood there thinking, "What's that feel?"   
Then 						****					 ran down to my heel.   
Guess I shouldn't hold it in,   
But it feels good on my skin.   
   
To the toilet, I now run -   
To catch the flow that has begun   
Since I cannot make it there,   
I'll just buy some new underwear.   
   
Smell is toxic, feels so warm.   
Wish it were in solid form.   
Clean up then would be with ease,   
But I love tacos -- extra cheese.   
   
Now this lesson you must learn.   
Eat right, let loose, avoid this burn.   
And if you are like me, then 						****					.   
I guess you're just 						****					 out of luck.
Stood there thinking, "What's that feel?"
Then **** ran down to my heel.
Guess I shouldn't hold it in,
But it feels good on my skin.

To the toilet, I now run -
To catch the flow that has begun
Since I cannot make it there,
I'll just buy some new underwear.

Smell is toxic, feels so warm.
Wish it were in solid form.
Clean up then would be with ease,
But I love tacos -- extra cheese.

Now this lesson you must learn.
Eat right, let loose, avoid this burn.
And if you are like me, then **** .
I guess you're just **** out of luck.
#23 - codeboy (01/13/2012) [-]
you have come to the bathroom due to shart
but, as sit to take a ****
you notice one of many wall art
on this very wall it says
look to the left before you foul
(read pic)
#18 - whersmydinerbtch (01/13/2012) [-]
I missed
I missed
+2
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User avatar #24 - irageprettyhard (01/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Here's one for you FJ



As I sat down to **** with grin and glee,
I thought to myself, could it be?
Then I knew and I believed it,
Some come to take a **** ,
I came to leave it
#25 to #24 - chronicreload (01/13/2012) [-]
That was Epic :D
User avatar #22 - AMTZ (01/13/2012) [-]
That was a ****** poem.
#7 - duvallwhitey (01/12/2012) [-]
The original was "Here I sit broken hearted, spent a nickel and only farted"
Back in the day when public restrooms cost money to use.
My grandfather said he saw it on a bathroom stall.
User avatar #5 - schmidthead (01/12/2012) [-]
Thanks for your pinkies, top 200 guys, and my second OC :)
User avatar #27 - karris (01/13/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Many poems rhyme
This one doesn't
#21 - syntherus (01/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
WTF!!! THAT WAS LIKE THE POST I MADE A FEW MONTHS AGO ON MY FIRST ACCOUNT B4 I FORGOT THE PASSWORD!!!
User avatar #26 to #21 - schmidthead (01/13/2012) [-]
Someone posted one like yours, but I finished the poem for you
User avatar #12 - JackSteinberg (01/13/2012) [-]
i sat with the dutchess at tea
she said do fart when u pee
i said with some wit do u belch when u ****
and i felt it was one up to me

User avatar #9 - justbeinabrony (01/13/2012) [-]
OMFG That whole poem (theres more) is written on a "red-roof-inn" (latrine) at Philmont in some campsites ;D
User avatar #6 - coppi (01/12/2012) [-]
saw this written in a bathroom stall at school and i thought..... now someone understands me
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