praystaion. holy you go away from FJ for 8 hours and you're on the front page!!! thanks guys i lost my front page virginity. these Ill! org. u want pray praystation? failblog
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#10 - thehans (01/12/2012) [-]
u want pray praystation?
#421 - nerdiebernie (01/13/2012) [-]
I already have praystation!
#429 to #421 - RequieminMortis (01/13/2012) [-]
This made me laugh as hard as the actual content did. Well played, good sir.
This made me laugh as hard as the actual content did. Well played, good sir.
#256 - NotAStoner (01/13/2012) [-]
thought it was going to be like this


#26 - bluelightbebop (01/12/2012) [-]
At first, when i was asked to review this system, i was a bit skeptical, i knew nothing good would come from the creators of "Old Testament" (An older version of the console.)   
I decided to plug in my controler, but i saw there was no controler ports... Aparently, the system was "Touch Sensitive".   
In an era where you have to use multiple disks to actually play something, we have this new syste that has contless (And lineal) storylines inside it.   
   
It's the same game, but with a huge amount of characters to chose from.   
(Yes, the game is built in with the console, which adds to practicity but fails to deliver since the game feels more like a chore.)   
The game system doesn't keep upself up using electricity, aparently it's some sort of solar device. (THe portability of the Pray Station is actually pretty good, i was able to play on a variaty of ambients... To bad the game it comes with is not as good as someone would expect from a company with amazing portable capabilities.)   
Basicaly, the game tells the story of an amazing  hacker who haves cheat codes for the universe, and the antics of his 12 friends. (SPOILER ALERT: Judas is an undercover agent.)   
   
THE GOOD:   
*Awesome portable system.   
*No electricity and/or Screen required.   
*In depth detail.   
*Cheap, it has a huge cult following the system.   
   
THE BAD:   
*Low Res - Graphics.   
*Redundant quest lines for every character.   
*Lots of reading. (Hint: RPG fans will love this.)   
   
THE UGLY:   
*This system can lead to horrible fanatism.
At first, when i was asked to review this system, i was a bit skeptical, i knew nothing good would come from the creators of "Old Testament" (An older version of the console.)
I decided to plug in my controler, but i saw there was no controler ports... Aparently, the system was "Touch Sensitive".
In an era where you have to use multiple disks to actually play something, we have this new syste that has contless (And lineal) storylines inside it.

It's the same game, but with a huge amount of characters to chose from.
(Yes, the game is built in with the console, which adds to practicity but fails to deliver since the game feels more like a chore.)
The game system doesn't keep upself up using electricity, aparently it's some sort of solar device. (THe portability of the Pray Station is actually pretty good, i was able to play on a variaty of ambients... To bad the game it comes with is not as good as someone would expect from a company with amazing portable capabilities.)
Basicaly, the game tells the story of an amazing hacker who haves cheat codes for the universe, and the antics of his 12 friends. (SPOILER ALERT: Judas is an undercover agent.)

THE GOOD:
*Awesome portable system.
*No electricity and/or Screen required.
*In depth detail.
*Cheap, it has a huge cult following the system.

THE BAD:
*Low Res - Graphics.
*Redundant quest lines for every character.
*Lots of reading. (Hint: RPG fans will love this.)

THE UGLY:
*This system can lead to horrible fanatism.
User avatar #245 to #26 - Ibrapin (01/13/2012) [-]
I love you.
#299 to #26 - oomiros (01/13/2012) [-]
So who are the creators?
User avatar #379 to #299 - yourighthand (01/13/2012) [-]
Prayarch. its like treyarch, but diffrent.
#383 to #379 - oomiros (01/13/2012) [-]
Now my hopes are down
#408 to #26 - luwcs (01/13/2012) [-]
This guy does
#38 to #26 - inuzukaa (01/12/2012) [-]
get this comment to the front page!!
#39 to #26 - localafrican (01/12/2012) [-]
You sir are going places in life
User avatar #27 to #26 - njproc (01/12/2012) [-]
You forgot the classic ign scoring...8.5 out of 10 "A decent port from an older console...but its no call of duty."
User avatar #44 to #27 - megatrollinator (01/12/2012) [-]
You're right, it's ******* than call of duty, and that's difficult.
User avatar #244 to #44 - Ibrapin (01/13/2012) [-]
Call of Duty 1 & 2 were actually really good.
User avatar #451 to #244 - megatrollinator (01/14/2012) [-]
True, they went downhill after CoD 4: MW
#317 - laxica (01/13/2012) [-]
**laxica rolls 69**
#328 to #317 - icefall (01/13/2012) [-]
and that's how god created sex
#329 to #317 - joeylopezis (01/13/2012) [-]
And then jesus said let's 69
User avatar #332 to #329 - Kabutops (01/13/2012) [-]
...to god?...
User avatar #335 to #332 - joeylopezis (01/13/2012) [-]
I like to call it Wincest.
#343 to #335 - Kabutops (01/13/2012) [-]
oh god what the **** melon muncher
#326 to #317 - hopinmyvan (01/13/2012) [-]
**hopinmyvan rolls 00**
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#225 - georgemcfly (01/12/2012) [-]
HAHAHA ASIAN JOKE
HAHAHA ASIAN JOKE
#232 to #225 - thefasrdog (01/13/2012) [-]
That looks like my Aerospace teacher.
That looks like my Aerospace teacher.
#234 to #225 - anon (01/13/2012) [-]
I ******* love It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
#98 - drdubs (01/12/2012) [-]
u want praystation!?
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#172 to #30 - righteousmuffin (01/12/2012) [-]
Yay it came by airmail!
User avatar #45 to #30 - neoexdeath ONLINE (01/12/2012) [-]
Oh yeah? Well I accepted Molag Bal has my savior and got a badass mace for my trouble.
#20 - AScaryLion (01/12/2012) [-]
whats the difference?
#116 - unconvinced (01/12/2012) [-]
Why yesh I rove Praystation
#278 - lucidwater (01/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, and playing with that Jesus guy is fun when he's all powerful, but then all those Romans nail you to that cross thing and you die, then you have to wait three whole days until you can use him again
#285 to #278 - weepinbell (01/13/2012) [-]
**weepinbell rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Basketball ** win!
#156 - komik (01/12/2012) [-]
Why would i trade my praystation in for another praystation?
User avatar #5 - njproc (01/12/2012) [-]
I heard about those. Supposedly a character in it named Jesus is way overpowered when he first made an appearance but they nerfed him to the cross.
#7 to #5 - glubgluby (01/12/2012) [-]
That may be the best comment I have read all day.
That may be the best comment I have read all day.
#14 to #5 - AcidFlux (01/12/2012) [-]
Yeah, but then he just respawned. ****** must have been glitching.
User avatar #17 to #14 - njproc (01/12/2012) [-]
ya but it took him 3 days he must of had terrible internet connection.
#18 to #17 - AcidFlux (01/12/2012) [-]
******* Comcast...
#49 to #18 - anon (01/12/2012) [-]
ehh... comcast is a pretty cool guy. he runs at 20mb and doesn't afraid of anything..
#235 to #14 - midgetything (01/13/2012) [-]
halo spawnkillers are gay noobs gtfo of the game wait im wrong general spawnkillers are gay and get kicks sad noob
halo spawnkillers are gay noobs gtfo of the game wait im wrong general spawnkillers are gay and get kicks sad noob
User avatar #449 to #235 - AcidFlux (01/13/2012) [-]
Dude, chill. No one likes spawnkillers, it's just a joke.
#424 - sedativechunk (01/13/2012) [-]
*FIXED*
#364 - Beznia (01/13/2012) [-]
I got PrayStation Tree. You Pray Carr of Duty: Brack Ops?
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#48 - TheZohan (01/12/2012) [-]
SPOILER ALERT!

Jesus dies.
#392 - edvf (01/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #310 to #283 - thisbepi (01/13/2012) [-]
....so when do I get the pokedex?
#96 - CityKid (01/12/2012) [-]
PRAYSTATION!
#437 - SuperGrilledCheese (01/13/2012) [-]
The lag is also really ******
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