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the front page is everything i would have imagined it to be! front page virginity GONE!
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#87 -
anonymous (01/12/2012) [-]
Here I sit among the vapors
Some damn fool dun' took the papers
Time for class, I cannot linger
Look out ass, here comes the finger
Some damn fool dun' took the papers
Time for class, I cannot linger
Look out ass, here comes the finger
#85 -
copy (01/12/2012) [-] Here it is all broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted
Later tonight I'll take a chance, to only fart, but shit my pants.
Later tonight I'll take a chance, to only fart, but shit my pants.
#82 -
protex (01/12/2012) [-] Went to the bathroom in a hurry,
but fell on the floor, and got full of furry,
the floor was full of ants,
they tickled my balls, and i shat in my pants..
Well.. i tried.
but fell on the floor, and got full of furry,
the floor was full of ants,
they tickled my balls, and i shat in my pants..
Well.. i tried.
#78 -
xgeegx (01/12/2012) [-] Here I sit,
In stinky vapor.
I have to shit,
But I'm out of paper.
Here I sit, I'm at a loss,
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away.
You're lucky,
You had your chance.
I tried to fart,
And I shit my pants!
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink.
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
In stinky vapor.
I have to shit,
But I'm out of paper.
Here I sit, I'm at a loss,
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away.
You're lucky,
You had your chance.
I tried to fart,
And I shit my pants!
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink.
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
#77 -
Medication (01/12/2012) [-] Here I sit in stinky vapor
Cause some dick used all the toilet paper
Should I lie or should I linger
Or will I be forced to use my finger
Cause some dick used all the toilet paper
Should I lie or should I linger
Or will I be forced to use my finger
#76 -
anonymous (01/12/2012) [-]
I honestly haven't laughed this hard at a FJ post in 2 weeks. I thank you, OP.
inb4 red pinkies because I'm anon, but I couldn't care.
inb4 red pinkies because I'm anon, but I couldn't care.
#75 -
rambomanXD (01/12/2012) [-] I swear to god this phrase is in every third bathroom i go in. Its like the most common graphiti ive seen
#66 -
aelfster (01/12/2012) [-] Lying sick upon my bed,
had to fart but shit instead.
And then I threw up.
had to fart but shit instead.
And then I threw up.
#65 -
anonymous (01/12/2012) [-]
Everytime I go to the toilet I go to shit but I only fart. One day sitting on the computer I took my chance and I shat my pants
#61 -
rainbowshurburt ONLINE (01/12/2012) [-] I have come to take a piss,
But for reasons I like to miss.
So now a stain, i have left to see.
For the walls are covered in yellow pee.
I was at the movies for a fun filled night,
I feel quite worried, a shitstorms in sight.
I cringe and quinch my ass cheeks tight,
Holding in my shit, with all my might.
My ass breaks loose, i lost the fight.
For all i did was fart, it was all alright.
anybody like?
But for reasons I like to miss.
So now a stain, i have left to see.
For the walls are covered in yellow pee.
I was at the movies for a fun filled night,
I feel quite worried, a shitstorms in sight.
I cringe and quinch my ass cheeks tight,
Holding in my shit, with all my might.
My ass breaks loose, i lost the fight.
For all i did was fart, it was all alright.
anybody like?