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friendzone level over 9000

Anonymous (ll/ theyll/ lon)'?)!
eonly had I friend in my childhood
Ashe was femanon
ifall in Ieve with her
estar friends as she' s all I got
mave to different uni after highschool
ell friends at uni
etry to stay in contact with her
eepic ignore
ege visit her at her university as a suprise
esee her kissing seme alpha
hertha next day
ewas nice, still frendzone
eden' t see forbears
ecocide to do something with my life
ewn the army
eget sent to fight somewhere in the east
ehee there fer a few years
imade I friend in army.
ehe got shot and died
tthink about the girl I Ieve everyday
awrite her letters
ene response
bleave the army after returning home
elem ewn house
aafter a few years the girl semes to my house
Ashe' s in deep **** and has newhere else to go
of my life
estilo can' t bear only being friends with her
ttell girl I Ieve her (again)
eeverything went betterthan expected
ehave sex with her
men morning
Ashe' s not in the house anymore
eden' t see heffer a few years again
afew years later I get a message mm her
e go visit girl
Ashe has a child
emy child
Ewan's go marry me
ewe get married
year later she dies
sringle father
ene chance of overheating a weman again
Nev my
Fun Funnier and Funplaze. t: tom
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#31 - dyslexicunicorn (01/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**dyslexicunicorn rolls 11**
"Life is like trying to roll dubs, you never know what you're gonna get."
#34 - odinspear (01/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**odinspear rolls 99**
In the name of Odin, let there be dubs!
#64 - bronypie (01/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
He forgot Lieutenant Dan!
He forgot Lieutenant Dan!
#121 - nyanpoptart (01/11/2012) [-]
forrest gump FTW
#21 - sosyourmom (01/10/2012) [-]
pic related
#117 - chimcham (01/11/2012) [-]
didnt get it till the end and i've seen forrest gump 20 times, grats 4chan
#88 - divinecreator (01/11/2012) [-]
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#219 - qpdbqp (01/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
+36
#7 - ninjasupremacy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#279 - CptZappBrannigan (01/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Life is like a box of chocolate


no one likes the dark ones
#215 - allion (01/11/2012) [-]
oh god i have been waiting so long to use this
oh god i have been waiting so long to use this
#75 - herrdouchebag (01/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>I love this picture.
>I love this story.
>I love this post.
>I love you.
>I want to sex you up.
#412 - Soviet Savior (01/11/2012) [-]
Stupid is ad stupid does.
#354 - Fuckyouwitharake (01/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
about halfway through i said to myself, this guy sounds like forrest gump
#146 - bandykoot (01/11/2012) [-]
forgot to mention someone!
#104 - sheraz (01/11/2012) [-]
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#63 - commiecrusher (01/10/2012) [-]
As soon as I read "my name is forest gump" I was like "OMG THAT'S ******* FOREST GUMP."

I'm a retard.
#167 - foreversevenfold (01/11/2012) [+] (8 replies)
i got it about half way through
#439 - disturbing (01/11/2012) [-]
how did i not see that coming. i 			*******		 love that movie
how did i not see that coming. i ******* love that movie
User avatar #65 - captainfuckitall (01/10/2012) [-]
that was an amazing movie. but i ******* hated that jenny bitch, he deserved far better then her
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