friendzone level over 9000. Got it from . Anonymous (ll/ theyll/ lon)'?)! eonly had I friend in my childhood Ashe was femanon ifall in Ieve with her estar frien

friendzone level over 9000

Anonymous (ll/ theyll/ lon)'?)!
eonly had I friend in my childhood
Ashe was femanon
ifall in Ieve with her
estar friends as she' s all I got
mave to different uni after highschool
ell friends at uni
etry to stay in contact with her
eepic ignore
ege visit her at her university as a suprise
esee her kissing seme alpha
hertha next day
ewas nice, still frendzone
eden' t see forbears
ecocide to do something with my life
ewn the army
eget sent to fight somewhere in the east
ehee there fer a few years
imade I friend in army.
ehe got shot and died
tthink about the girl I Ieve everyday
awrite her letters
ene response
bleave the army after returning home
elem ewn house
aafter a few years the girl semes to my house
Ashe' s in deep **** and has newhere else to go
of my life
estilo can' t bear only being friends with her
ttell girl I Ieve her (again)
eeverything went betterthan expected
ehave sex with her
men morning
Ashe' s not in the house anymore
eden' t see heffer a few years again
afew years later I get a message mm her
e go visit girl
Ashe has a child
emy child
Ewan's go marry me
ewe get married
year later she dies
sringle father
ene chance of overheating a weman again
Nev my
Fun Funnier and Funplaze. t: tom
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#64 - bronypie (01/10/2012) [-]
He forgot Lieutenant Dan!
He forgot Lieutenant Dan!
#84 to #64 - chowbot (01/11/2012) [-]
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#83 to #64 - Edi (01/11/2012) [-]
How could he!
How could he!
#121 - nyanpoptart (01/11/2012) [-]
forrest gump FTW
#117 - chimcham (01/11/2012) [-]
didnt get it till the end and i've seen forrest gump 20 times, grats 4chan
#412 - Soviet Savior (01/11/2012) [-]
Stupid is ad stupid does.
#354 - Fuckyouwitharake (01/11/2012) [-]
about halfway through i said to myself, this guy sounds like forrest gump
#358 to #354 - zdawg (01/11/2012) [-]
**zdawg rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Hey Bronies.... ** same here.
#167 - foreversevenfold (01/11/2012) [-]
i got it about half way through
User avatar #178 to #167 - xankon (01/11/2012) [-]
i ******* love dark chocolate, it´s my favorite. and I also banged a few hot ***** girls ^^
User avatar #189 to #178 - foreversevenfold (01/11/2012) [-]
i like the taste of it, but it makes me too sick to eat :P
User avatar #193 to #189 - xankon (01/11/2012) [-]
yeah that´s the worst part xD but my personal favorite is the culinarie chocolate, that thing is so ******* perfect, i really don´t know why anybody else eats it, plus its cheaper xDDD
User avatar #197 to #193 - foreversevenfold (01/11/2012) [-]
best I've ever was swiss chocolate when my mom brought some back from a trip to Switzerland. Oh my god <3
User avatar #199 to #197 - xankon (01/11/2012) [-]
chocolate must be a sin, or a drug, cuse it´s so ******* great =D
User avatar #201 to #199 - foreversevenfold (01/11/2012) [-]
anything good is either illegal or blasphemy!
User avatar #205 to #201 - xankon (01/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #195 to #193 - xankon (01/11/2012) [-]
*doesn´t eat it
#146 - bandykoot (01/11/2012) [-]
forgot to mention someone!
#63 - commiecrusher (01/10/2012) [-]
As soon as I read "my name is forest gump" I was like "OMG THAT'S ******* FOREST GUMP."

I'm a retard.
#34 - odinspear (01/10/2012) [-]
**odinspear rolls 99**
In the name of Odin, let there be dubs!
#36 to #34 - aviriorix (01/10/2012) [-]
Your welcome bro
#21 - sosyourmom (01/10/2012) [-]
pic related
User avatar #469 to #453 - askafj (01/11/2012) [-]
BullBauss aur
User avatar #65 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/10/2012) [-]
that was an amazing movie. but i ******* hated that jenny bitch, he deserved far better then her
#279 - CptZappBrannigan (01/11/2012) [-]
Life is like a box of chocolate

no one likes the dark ones
User avatar #293 to #279 - darman (01/11/2012) [-]
Life is like a box of chocolates, if you eat it all you get fat.
#289 to #286 - CptZappBrannigan (01/11/2012) [-]
Life is like a box of chocolates

sometimes ya get coconut and then you just get pissed
*read in his voice*
#119 - Krathalos (01/11/2012) [-]
As soon as I read the army part, I knew it was Forrest Gump.
User avatar #120 to #119 - nyanpoptart (01/11/2012) [-]
lol same.. poor bubba
#88 - divinecreator (01/11/2012) [-]
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#215 - allion (01/11/2012) [-]
oh god i have been waiting so long to use this
oh god i have been waiting so long to use this
#80 - Downey (01/10/2012) [-]
&lt;&lt; mfw halfway through I realized what I was reading
<< mfw halfway through I realized what I was reading
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