It doesn't work that way, bitch!. . Dear girls, fa guy pauses a video game just tr: text or call you back, marry him, Like Comment . any is 3 people like this,
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It doesn't work that way, bitch!

Dear girls, fa guy pauses a video game just tr: text or call you back, marry him,
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3 people like this,
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Submitted: 01/10/2012
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#1 - xboxlive (01/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#143 - locusmortis (01/11/2012) [+] (8 replies)
**locusmortis rolls 66**
#4 - Cakeisalie (01/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>2 years ago
>playing the most important counter strike match ever
>my team is winning
>my score was 8/1
>suddenly mother out of nowhere
>tarts yelling at me
>"you spend too much time on the computer"
>calls my father
>he says im an underachiever and starts yelling too
>orders me to turn off the computer
>i start crying and begging for more time
>by then my score was getting worse and my team was blaming me
>team yelling at me in teamspeak
>parents yelling at me
>i turn off the computer with anger
>left the house for one day
> it was really cold i couldn't sleep
>next day my mother called me crying telling me to go back
>i did
>i then proceeded to open the door
>got on the floor
>i tripped
>my parents made me go to a psycologhist for a weeks
>worst day of my life
#19 - Cyno (01/10/2012) [-]
One's hand doesn't constitute having a girlfriend.
#83 - bulldozah (01/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
MFW receiving texts while gaming.
#29 - picklefairy (01/11/2012) [+] (7 replies)
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY PAUSE WORLD OF WARCRAFT RAIDS
#68 - abxrox (01/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#64 - thesaw (01/11/2012) [-]
What's pausing?
#7 - anonymous (01/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
if i'm on an online pc game, seriously, if the girl I like talks to me, I quit the game instantly
User avatar #9 to #7 - tannerninja (01/10/2012) [-]
Already whipped and not getting any, must be under 17
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#103 - cheasay **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#175 - brawndotheseadrago (01/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
WHY THAT'S THE MOST ROMANTIC THING I'VE EVER HEARD!
WHAT FIRE!
WHAT PASSION!
ONLY MUSCLES LIKE THESE COULD COMPARE TO THE INTENSITY!
#26 - spacefield (01/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What is everyone talking about?
#150 - Afrew (01/11/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk's in super good luck: Women are getting more and more desperate.
#48 - evilzombiepig (01/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
One: Not everyone uses Xbox.   
   
Two: Not everyone plays online games.   
   
Three: You know what he/she is trying to say don't be a smartass.
One: Not everyone uses Xbox.

Two: Not everyone plays online games.

Three: You know what he/she is trying to say don't be a smartass.
User avatar #33 - IceViper (01/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
only if its skyrim
User avatar #39 to #38 - IceViper (01/11/2012) [-]
that bitch better be gorgeous for me to pause skyrim
#23 - packdragon (01/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Honestly, the people on facebook are completely unoriginal, coming from funnyjunk I get bothered by retoasts sometimes, it's just when I see this **** all over facebook I just wanna scream retoast in their face
User avatar #116 - xcmxcmx (01/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
one time me and chuck norris were playing call of duty and my mom called us and said our eggo waffles were ready and you dont just NOT eat eggo waffles when theyre ready but when youre winning some search and destroy you dont just leave half way through so chuck paused it.
User avatar #126 to #116 - furyofthestorm (01/11/2012) [-]
>Playing cod with chuck norris.
>Mom says eggo waffles are done
>Chuck norris gets aroused from waffles
>Starts pouring syrup all over me
>Syrup is coming from his cack
>Chuck norris is Mrs. Butterworth.
>Syrup starts to turn red.
>Syrup is now spaghetti.
>Noodles fly out of Mrs. Butterworth.
>Mom hears the commotion.
>Comes up stairs and starts playing my cod.
>Picks akimbo shotguns.
>24 killstreak.
>Sees some noob run into a building.
>Opens the door.
>Gets on the floor.
>Everyone walks the dinosaur.
User avatar #20 - isheepwebcast (01/10/2012) [-]
WoW = 100% Unpausable.

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