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It doesn't work that way, bitch!

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Submitted: 01/10/2012
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#175 - brawndotheseadrago (01/11/2012) [-]
WHY THAT'S THE MOST ROMANTIC THING I'VE EVER HEARD!
WHAT FIRE!
WHAT PASSION!
ONLY MUSCLES LIKE THESE COULD COMPARE TO THE INTENSITY!
#174 - anonymous (01/11/2012) [-]
Or waiting to respawn
User avatar #164 - CaveboyZero (01/11/2012) [-]
what if you are hosting?
User avatar #162 - askmrlizard **User deleted account** (01/11/2012) [-]
standards are declining.
#158 - AirborneAlpha (01/11/2012) [-]
Awesome.
#154 - legitpedobear (01/11/2012) [-]
< Why play on Xbox live when this exists? (Besides personally I prefer PS3 inb4 red pinkies.)
User avatar #168 to #154 - crimsoneva **User deleted account** (01/11/2012) [-]
PC. Xbox for exclusives. I'm not paying to play games online. Halo and God of War have their ups and downs.
User avatar #161 to #154 - LOLinternet (01/11/2012) [-]
Because Skyrim gets pretty old after the first play through.
#177 to #161 - weepinbell (01/11/2012) [-]
OOhh, you just gone done fucked up.
#172 to #161 - jonthemexican (01/11/2012) [-]
ARE YOU MAD!!!! SKYRIM NEVER EVER FUKING NEVER GETS OLD YOU NOOB!!!!!!! GO BACK TO YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENT AND THINK OF WHAT YOU HAVE SAID!
ARE YOU MAD!!!! SKYRIM NEVER EVER FUKING NEVER GETS OLD YOU NOOB!!!!!!! GO BACK TO YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENT AND THINK OF WHAT YOU HAVE SAID!
User avatar #186 to #172 - LOLinternet (01/11/2012) [-]
First playthrough; Hey, this game is kinda fun! I like fantasy rpgs!
Second; Nothing to do. same game. Boring shit. Time to play Mass Effect.
#182 to #172 - missjaykay ONLINE (01/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #159 to #154 - kamehamehanurd (01/11/2012) [-]
God of War > Halo
#173 to #159 - wellfuckme **User deleted account** (01/11/2012) [-]
You done goofed.
User avatar #163 to #159 - rainbowhyperion (01/11/2012) [-]
Your arrow is pointing the wrong way, it should look like this: Halo>God Of War.
#176 to #163 - anonymous (01/11/2012) [-]
you're both retarded, halo is an arcade fps, god of war is a third person adventure beat em up, completely different games. perhaps if you compared halo to killzone it'd more suitable, and in that case halo > killzone
User avatar #181 to #176 - rainbowhyperion (01/11/2012) [-]
I was comparing the quality, and over all experience of the games. Genre had nothing to do with it.
User avatar #156 to #154 - compass ONLINE (01/11/2012) [-]
I agree with you. The only reason I got an xBox was to play its exclusive games. Everything else and online I use PS3
#150 - Afrew (01/11/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk's in super good luck: Women are getting more and more desperate.
#143 - locusmortis (01/11/2012) [-]
**locusmortis rolls 66**
User avatar #170 to #143 - crimsoneva **User deleted account** (01/11/2012) [-]
**crimsoneva rolls 60**
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#152 to #143 - paradoxflow (01/11/2012) [-]
**paradoxflow rolls 96**
#151 to #143 - raikeith (01/11/2012) [-]
**raikeith rolls 03**

Pffttt
#145 to #143 - TheGameCreator (01/11/2012) [-]
**TheGameCreator rolls 65** how about two?
User avatar #144 to #143 - Moushi (01/11/2012) [-]
O.O
#141 - catwifdagat (01/11/2012) [-]
What if I'm playing this? Do you see a fucking pause button? No. Because there isn't one. Now get out of my face, woman. I'm playing Pole Position.
#178 to #141 - TallBeverage (01/11/2012) [-]
Plug in a genesis controller.

Now you have a pause button. Useless, but there.
User avatar #179 to #178 - catwifdagat (01/11/2012) [-]
genesis controller is better for making sharp turns like in pacman
#169 to #141 - anonymous (01/11/2012) [-]
Anny good gamer would add a pause switch
User avatar #171 to #169 - catwifdagat (01/11/2012) [-]
That doesn't even make sense.
#138 - ocsoe (01/11/2012) [-]
**ocsoe rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Meme ideas **
#129 - africanwildguy (01/11/2012) [-]
I hate trying to explain that concept to my parents, when they call me to supper and I'm playing online or laying League Of legends.
User avatar #133 to #129 - darthblam ONLINE (01/11/2012) [-]
Thankfully my parents understand how online games go.. and what's even better is that my dad plays most of the same games I do. (LoL, the Old Republic, etc.)
User avatar #180 to #133 - retrobrian (01/11/2012) [-]
Fuck you for having an awesome dad.
(I envy you)
User avatar #127 - TopDawg ONLINE (01/11/2012) [-]
I our black admin for a GMOD server (Those of you who know what this is, you are awesome.)

Lets just say there are a lot of ignored players when my girlfriend sends a message of any kind :p XD
User avatar #136 to #127 - darthblam ONLINE (01/11/2012) [-]
What kind of Gmod server?
User avatar #139 to #136 - TopDawg ONLINE (01/11/2012) [-]
PERP roleplay
User avatar #140 to #139 - darthblam ONLINE (01/11/2012) [-]
Eh.. never mind then.. the only stuff I like to do on Gmod is either fuck around on a sandbox or play Trouble in Terrorist Town.
User avatar #149 to #140 - TheInterpreter (01/11/2012) [-]
>Roleplay
User avatar #188 to #149 - darthblam ONLINE (01/11/2012) [-]
... what?
User avatar #142 to #140 - TopDawg ONLINE (01/11/2012) [-]
Eh I like sandbox, but.. It kinda got boring after awhile. :/
User avatar #122 - MrPadre (01/11/2012) [-]
Ladies, if a guy texts you back while playing video games, he is probably just waiting for the next round in CoD to load
#132 to #122 - Is that a nipple ONLINE (01/11/2012) [-]
Or waiting to respawn
User avatar #121 - MegaAwesomeSauce (01/11/2012) [-]
*Playing battlefield 3 on an amazing run when my uncle comes in to talk to me. I slowly turn my head to look at him when I notice at the corner of my eye a FUCKING TANK is coming at me while I stand there in the middle of the road. A tear runs down my eye.*
User avatar #119 - emmajoo (01/11/2012) [-]
OMG! I dunt care! My bf should just die cuzz im da mostest important thing ever!
#185 to #165 - anonymous (01/11/2012) [-]
I think she/he was kidding.
#117 - thehivmachine (01/11/2012) [-]
no where does the facebook post say anything about playing online/live/whatever.
User avatar #116 - xcmxcmx ONLINE (01/11/2012) [-]
one time me and chuck norris were playing call of duty and my mom called us and said our eggo waffles were ready and you dont just NOT eat eggo waffles when theyre ready but when youre winning some search and destroy you dont just leave half way through so chuck paused it.
#126 to #116 - furyofthestorm (01/11/2012) [-]
>Playing cod with chuck norris.
>Mom says eggo waffles are done
>Chuck norris gets aroused from waffles
>Starts pouring syrup all over me
>Syrup is coming from his cack
>Chuck norris is Mrs. Butterworth.
>Syrup starts to turn red.
>Syrup is now spaghetti.
>Noodles fly out of Mrs. Butterworth.
>Mom hears the commotion.
>Comes up stairs and starts playing my cod.
>Picks akimbo shotguns.
>24 killstreak.
>Sees some noob run into a building.
>Opens the door.
>Gets on the floor.
>Everyone walks the dinosaur.
User avatar #134 to #126 - nicwashere (01/11/2012) [-]
DAMMIT.
User avatar #115 - ListerMucus (01/11/2012) [-]
One does not simply hearth into burning steppes.
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