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Submitted: 01/09/2012
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#42 - snuset (01/10/2012) [+] (15 replies)
They shouldn't be alive.
#5 - cashcow (01/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#111 - repostereposter (01/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i never pass on perfectly good trips
#28 - chesirecolin (01/09/2012) [+] (25 replies)
#87 - philliyoMLB (01/10/2012) [-]
I've always lived in a community full of black people and Mexicans ( the ghetto) so now i'm more awkward around white people.
I've always lived in a community full of black people and Mexicans ( the ghetto) so now i'm more awkward around white people.
#157 - getoutofhere (01/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**getoutofhere rolled a random image posted in comment #194 at What the dick? ** <------ what almost killed me
#412 - hugora (01/10/2012) [-]
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#416 - undeaddog ONLINE (01/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#329 - wolfyman (01/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#362 - mrmysterio (01/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Gentleman, I present to you, the worst melon muncher alive.

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#141 - misterducklumps (01/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm a horrible person.
#407 - yournewdad (01/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
<--more like
#183 - straitedge (01/10/2012) [-]
This isn't real

Since when are melon munchers allowed to walk around freely?
#56 - mctophat (01/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Yeah i remember the last time i was walking down the street with my friend Tyrone, and we saw this white guy doing nothing, just staying there and looking all serious and 						****					, nothing to worry about, we walk past this guy but when i look back 						****					 TYRONE´S GONE! not a scream, not a sound, i start running for my life like a 						*******					 gazelle or some 						****					 screaming to myself 						****					 melon muncher DON'T YOU DARE STOPPING NOW!   
Till this day i have never seen or heard from Tyrone again, im never going close a whitey again
Yeah i remember the last time i was walking down the street with my friend Tyrone, and we saw this white guy doing nothing, just staying there and looking all serious and **** , nothing to worry about, we walk past this guy but when i look back **** TYRONE´S GONE! not a scream, not a sound, i start running for my life like a ******* gazelle or some **** screaming to myself **** melon muncher DON'T YOU DARE STOPPING NOW!
Till this day i have never seen or heard from Tyrone again, im never going close a whitey again
User avatar #331 - tomhefailin (01/10/2012) [-]
alright i'm gonna help you guys out. i live in north philly and i know how to avoid black ppl related death. when greeting a passing black do not say anything..dont do it. if you must greet nod. not an upwards nod that says "sup, i know you". do a downwards nod that says "thanks for letting me live. thats for one to three black men. also if theres one to three make eye contact. they are less likely to mug you if you can identify them in a lineup. if its more than three don't look at them at all, this avoids "looking at them wrong". if there are more than four blacks, cross the street. if there are eight to twelve, run for your life . if theres more than twelve accept your fate, for you are dead.
#6 - wizi (01/09/2012) [-]
*5 seconds later*

"Where's my wallet?"

" **** ."
#357 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1207839 at FJ Pony Thread **   
MFW
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1207839 at FJ Pony Thread **
MFW
#40 - snuset (01/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, i remember the last time I passed by a black guy on the street...
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