Ideal Life vs Real Life. He's happy with the pay cut because he has finally snapped, ok?. wife suggests adult threesome relations surf inter ieet, ijji: Ci out  obama Bacon tits Dildo
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Ideal Life vs Real Life. He's happy with the pay cut because he has finally snapped, ok?. wife suggests adult threesome relations surf inter ieet, ijji: Ci out

He's happy with the pay cut because he has finally snapped, ok?

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Submitted: 04/01/2010
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User avatar #129 - ThePsychoMachine (04/01/2010) [-]
What kind of dickbat smiles when they get a paycut?!
User avatar #185 to #129 - BigMacAttack (04/02/2010) [-]
dickbat. lol.
User avatar #17 - DaBliss (04/01/2010) [-]
Why in real life is he smiling for a pay cut?
User avatar #107 to #17 - aerodactyle (04/01/2010) [-]
lost the wife =D
but then rest of clock becomes invalid...
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User avatar #104 to #17 - Dincorta ONLINE (04/01/2010) [-]
cos its ******* money...? :D
User avatar #285 to #17 - pickletoe (04/02/2010) [-]
Because he went from $70 to 69$.
User avatar #166 to #17 - FunkyTiger (04/02/2010) [-]
becasue maybe hes making too much money at that point,needs to cut back before he gets too wealthy
User avatar #152 to #17 - AlbertEinstein (04/01/2010) [-]
Maybe its just one of those psychopathic serial killer faces
User avatar #19 to #17 - forestw (04/01/2010) [-]
lost his sanity by this point.
#277 to #19 - anon (04/02/2010) [-]
Kinda like the Joker
smiles at everything.
#156 to #19 - nohomo **User deleted account** (04/02/2010) [-]
or he finally cracked and went on a murder rampage starting with his boss
#18 to #17 - dopoqobThePwner **User deleted account** (04/01/2010) [-]
because SOMEONE is too lazy to draw one more drawing with him holding an envolope frowning.
User avatar #279 to #18 - SamKhan (04/02/2010) [-]
Holy crap, when I saw the avatar I thought it was me, then I saw the username...........................I never get thumbs.
User avatar #283 to #279 - threexdef (04/02/2010) [-]
lmao oi lol'ed
#281 to #279 - phish **User deleted account** (04/02/2010) [-]
wow, twins
#282 to #281 - anon (04/02/2010) [-]
Haha, no. Clones! =D
User avatar #151 to #18 - jesman (04/01/2010) [-]
because at this point hes so sumbmissive and broken he is happy to have anything in his monotones life
User avatar #4 - zoid ONLINE (04/01/2010) [-]
Atleast while hes at work he has bacon on his forehead
User avatar #195 - llcoolz (04/02/2010) [-]
lol at the furious masturbation face.
#197 to #195 - JokeKiller **User deleted account** (04/02/2010) [-]
yeh not cute furious is it
#40 - bubbatugz (04/01/2010) [-]
hes smiling because he thought the pay cut was a raise... until he opened it, which led to further ****** day
User avatar #42 to #40 - wellcallmeroo (04/01/2010) [-]
or it could be that it isnt as big of a cut as he was 'spectin
User avatar #142 - Zeroyez (04/01/2010) [-]
furious masturbation is best
User avatar #51 - chemicalundead (04/01/2010) [-]
she suggests a thresome everynite but then the next day starts and you spend everynight hoping waiting...
User avatar #175 to #51 - Daedalusy (04/02/2010) [-]
Not exactly ideal if you ask me!
User avatar #24 - peternacano (04/01/2010) [-]
u forgot to change the pay cut smiley
User avatar #43 to #24 - wellcallmeroo (04/01/2010) [-]
no, the guy is smilin cuz it isnt as bad of a cut as he was expecting
User avatar #1 - SURFRENZY (04/01/2010) [-]
why is he smiling about a pay cut?
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cato Sicarius (04/01/2010) [-]
Nice.
User avatar #3 to #1 - SoiSoiSoi (04/01/2010) [-]
because he has just snapped and is plotting to burn down the building.
#247 to #3 - mmacrae (04/02/2010) [-]
they took his stapler :P
User avatar #199 - DarkRW (04/02/2010) [-]
Why is he smiling at a pay cut?
User avatar #201 to #199 - IEpicWinGuyI (04/02/2010) [-]
I don't know, but it means we can rule out him being jewish.
User avatar #202 to #201 - MyBitchNiggerEater (04/02/2010) [-]
More importantly, why is his mouth full while fapping?
User avatar #208 to #202 - Cloudlessewe (04/02/2010) [-]
You dot want to know
User avatar #22 - eiregrl (04/01/2010) [-]
What's wrong with furious masturbation?
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#83 - kendalanderson **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#85 to #83 - anon (04/01/2010) [-]
Idk... I'll record myself next time I fap :D and send it to you laters.
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User avatar #191 - FreeCANCER (04/02/2010) [-]
i ******* love pay cuts
User avatar #160 - ashleymofo (04/02/2010) [-]
Why is he smiling at the pay cut?
#162 to #160 - anon (04/02/2010) [-]
prescription drugs
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#153 - pagemansmith **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#268 to #153 - Private Parts (04/02/2010) [-]
******* hell you give a lot of blow jobs
User avatar #154 to #153 - vicmal (04/01/2010) [-]
make a post out of that and I'll thumb it up and give you my internet.
#155 to #154 - hundead (04/01/2010) [-]
There already is an image like that. He got it right on
User avatar #159 to #153 - IleneUlik (04/02/2010) [-]
and then a blowjob.
User avatar #11 - RACECAR (04/01/2010) [-]
haha hes happy for the pay cut
User avatar #12 to #11 - Dmeet (04/01/2010) [-]
bet it could be worse
User avatar #123 - mukhtarman (04/01/2010) [-]
i luv how hes smiling at the pay cut
User avatar #125 to #123 - RoadWarrior (04/01/2010) [-]
oh joy! they cut my paycheck that i need to pay bills! what a load!
#39 - analattourny (04/01/2010) [-]
I am unemployed, the ideal job
User avatar #245 - flunkorg (04/02/2010) [-]
Am I the only man alive who would want a child?
User avatar #273 to #245 - waffalz (04/02/2010) [-]
dont worry im with on that
User avatar #252 to #245 - scottalias (04/02/2010) [-]
right after a pay cut? yeah
User avatar #72 - loliotaku (04/01/2010) [-]
reality sucks, get high :D
User avatar #73 to #72 - menindresses (04/01/2010) [-]
motion carried!
User avatar #74 to #72 - TheCheshireCat (04/01/2010) [-]
i'll second that!
User avatar #78 to #74 - DarkenLight (04/01/2010) [-]
**** THE FUZZ
RUN!
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