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Friendzone Level 99

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#2 - nionnen (01/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Let us have a silent moment for this poor soul
#58 - shakee (01/09/2012) [-]
The man is not gay. He is friendzoned.
#198 - wheredawhitewomen (01/09/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Just a word of advice, ladies.

If a guy does this for you at your doorstep, you better make it well worth his time. If I find out you only went on Facebook and called him a "good friend" for bringing you flowers at your door at night, just know this...

I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
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#201 - wacht (01/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Good evening, would you like to accept Jesus as your lord and savior?
#37 - knutz (01/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#239 - playahater (01/09/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Even though I am happy that this guy did not get laid, I, Silky Johnson, will help you virgins to finally knock the dust out of that pussy you desire.

1. **** everything cartoons have told you about girls, the majority of girls (this guide's only for people above the age of 14 and below the age of 24) don't want a nice, boring guy when they're young. People want to have fun, and not be in a serious relationship at that age.

2. Man the **** up my ****** , don't let a girl believe that you'll do anything for her when you're not that far in a relationship. You have to be the alpha man and prove this bitch that you are worth her time and not a total pussy. If you could get a dog, would you get a pussy ass dog that just wants to "sit and hold your hand" or would you want a ******* crazy ass mofo that robs banks and ***** ****** up before breakfast?

3. Y'all ****** delusional when it comes to bitches. If you want to bang a hoe, dont' treat her like a lady and don't spend too much time on her. There's a difference between a lady and a slut. A slut is willing to **** anything except for nice boys because hey, a nice boy will do anything for a slut. If you want a serious relationship, get a lady that dresses WELL (not showing off too much), showers everyday and takes care of herself (bath's don't count because baths are ******* disgusting yo).

This be my guide on how to get bitches, y'all best get outside and start representing the playahatin' nation. Yeah boy.
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#300 - cdula (01/09/2012) [-]
<---- His reaction when reading this on Facebook
<---- His reaction when reading this on Facebook
#45 - anon (01/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Advice for those in friendzone.
No matter what girls tell you, there is such a thing as too nice.
Mess with her. Tease her. Show off a little. Be brave.
Sprinkle that on top of the nice guy act and you have a chance at getting out.
Girls are confusing as **** . I apologize for the lot of them. I have no idea why you like us so god damn much.

love, Slightly helpful anon
#54 - thegreekfish (01/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
AN other fallen comrade friendzoned again, I 						*******					 hate when girls do that to us.
AN other fallen comrade friendzoned again, I ******* hate when girls do that to us.
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#370 - bagofshenanigans ONLINE (01/09/2012) [-]
A moment of silence for this poor man.
A moment of silence for this poor man.
#267 - offspring (01/09/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Tip: If a girl friendzones you, don't ******* stick around. If she wanted you, she wouldn't have friendzoned you. Don't be a bitch! You're a ******* man, not some woman's puppy!! She's not going to turn around one day and un-friendzone you if you keep bowing down to her. Tell her to **** off, cause you know what? You're ******* awesome and there's a girl out there that will see that you're ******* awesome!! There is always another girl out there, so don't be some girl's bitch. Remember: do not chase; replace.

(I'm probably going to get pinkieed down, but I don't care. I'm trying to help you guys out, because I've been there before, and it sucks..)
#220 - anon (01/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Guys, I really want to know, and I don't care if I get pinkie'd down...Why do you have this idea in your head girls must repay you in some way, like have sex with/date you, if you bring them things or do this kind of stuff? Sometimes people are not compatible, you have no context to this picture. I have a lot of guy friends, have I considered dating some of them? Sure. I just don't find myself compatible enough with most of them, they have done nice things for me, and vice versa, but opposite sex + kindness does not automatically have to equal spread your legs. And guys, don't act like you haven't friendzoned chicks before because they were too ugly/not right for you, I will bet you have a chick friend who you can only think of as a friend. Women are the same, I'm sorry. Now pinkie me the **** down.
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User avatar #461 - icanflyy (01/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**icanflyy rolls 0**My friendzone level
#487 - danohamhead (01/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
He deserves to be a meme...
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