Friendzone Level 99. OC From my facebook .. Let us have a silent moment for this poor soul funny friendzone level
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#2 - nionnen
Reply +381
(01/08/2012) [-]
Let us have a silent moment for this poor soul
#452 to #2 - imsquidward
Reply -14
(01/09/2012) [-]
I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward Squidward Squidward...
I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward Squidward Squidward...
#342 to #2 - burnoutlegend
Reply +55
(01/09/2012) [-]
i'm on the internet....i'm always silent....
#493 to #342 - uzerc
Reply +1
(01/09/2012) [-]
I muted my music for this.
#427 to #342 - anon
Reply 0
(01/09/2012) [-]
friendzoned level 99 was on reddit yesterday morning.
#58 - shakee [OP]
Reply +218
(01/09/2012) [-]
The man is not gay. He is friendzoned.
#198 - wheredawhitewomen
Reply +169
(01/09/2012) [-]
Just a word of advice, ladies.

If a guy does this for you at your doorstep, you better make it well worth his time. If I find out you only went on Facebook and called him a "good friend" for bringing you flowers at your door at night, just know this...

I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
#297 to #198 - zombiejses
Reply +6
(01/09/2012) [-]
If you're gonna hunt her down then you might want this: /profile.php?id=100001175186121
#208 to #198 - iswedninja
Reply +39
(01/09/2012) [-]
Stand united!
#224 to #208 - xthexcomedianx
Reply +22
(01/09/2012) [-]
#549 to #208 - simfar
Reply 0
(01/09/2012) [-]
ooh rah!
#223 to #208 - xthexcomedianx
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#46 - elcapitan **User deleted account**
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#43 - gawainthegreen
Reply +93
(01/09/2012) [-]
#201 - wacht
Reply +77
(01/09/2012) [-]
Good evening, would you like to accept Jesus as your lord and savior?
#206 to #201 - misterTOAST
Reply +11
(01/09/2012) [-]
tbh I would let them in if they actually brought chocolate
#232 to #201 - annogram
Reply +11
(01/09/2012) [-]
Ohh hey i brought you some flowers



Ohh yeaaa, im sure your boyfriend would like them
#222 to #201 - alreadytaken **User deleted account**
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#547 to #222 - killuminatii
Reply +3
(01/09/2012) [-]
YOU GOT A CRUSH ON HIM?


ILL TRY TO SET UP A DATE WITH HIM

#37 - knutz
Reply +67
(01/09/2012) [-]
Congratulations
#293 to #37 - lovecerealguy
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(01/09/2012) [-]
#42 to #37 - ahappymango
Reply +16
(01/09/2012) [-]
paint level 100
#239 - playahater
Reply +56
(01/09/2012) [-]
Even though I am happy that this guy did not get laid, I, Silky Johnson, will help you virgins to finally knock the dust out of that pussy you desire.

1. **** everything cartoons have told you about girls, the majority of girls (this guide's only for people above the age of 14 and below the age of 24) don't want a nice, boring guy when they're young. People want to have fun, and not be in a serious relationship at that age.

2. Man the **** up my ******, don't let a girl believe that you'll do anything for her when you're not that far in a relationship. You have to be the alpha man and prove this bitch that you are worth her time and not a total pussy. If you could get a dog, would you get a pussy ass dog that just wants to "sit and hold your hand" or would you want a ******* crazy ass mofo that robs banks and ***** ****** up before breakfast?

3. Y'all ****** delusional when it comes to bitches. If you want to bang a hoe, dont' treat her like a lady and don't spend too much time on her. There's a difference between a lady and a slut. A slut is willing to **** anything except for nice boys because hey, a nice boy will do anything for a slut. If you want a serious relationship, get a lady that dresses WELL (not showing off too much), showers everyday and takes care of herself (bath's don't count because baths are ******* disgusting yo).

This be my guide on how to get bitches, y'all best get outside and start representing the playahatin' nation. Yeah boy.
#244 to #239 - darnhyena
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#245 to #244 - playahater
Reply +23
(01/09/2012) [-]
Well if it isn't the so called darnhyena, why don't you click your heals three times, and go back to Africa.
#248 to #245 - furryflava
Reply +1
(01/09/2012) [-]
burrrrrn
#250 to #248 - playahater
Reply +10
(01/09/2012) [-]
Word.
#249 to #245 - darnhyena
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#259 to #239 - anon
Reply 0
(01/09/2012) [-]
Which hood are you from, homie? **** doesn't work like that everywhere, just the ghetto, melon muncher. Go **** yourself with that silverback excuse for a tip.
#260 to #259 - playahater
Reply +9
(01/09/2012) [-]
#242 to #239 - mrmysterio
Reply +3
(01/09/2012) [-]
As soon as i saw the picture, i ******* lol'd, dude pinkies for you!
#243 to #242 - playahater
Reply +15
(01/09/2012) [-]
mrmysterio what can I say about your suit, that has not been said about Afghanistan, it looks bombed out and depleted.
#257 to #243 - mrmysterio
Reply +21
(01/09/2012) [-]
Do you know who I am?   
   
I'm Austin Powers Baby Yeah! The International Man of Mystery, the sexiest spy alive! They named the Shag Pile carpet after me when I had a foursome with some Asian broads while doing a mission for her Majesty! I'm shaggadelic, a sexy beast man! I've hopped on the good foot and done the bad thing more than most men!    
   
I put the ggrrr in swinger baby! Yeah!
Do you know who I am?

I'm Austin Powers Baby Yeah! The International Man of Mystery, the sexiest spy alive! They named the Shag Pile carpet after me when I had a foursome with some Asian broads while doing a mission for her Majesty! I'm shaggadelic, a sexy beast man! I've hopped on the good foot and done the bad thing more than most men!

I put the ggrrr in swinger baby! Yeah!





#240 to #239 - snask
Reply +5
(01/09/2012) [-]
tl;dr
#230 - popeleo **User deleted account**
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#300 - cdula
Reply +40
(01/09/2012) [-]
<---- His reaction when reading this on Facebook
<---- His reaction when reading this on Facebook