Christians. Top 200. Lol. Thanks. EDIT: Top 80! Woot Woot.. What yen said: I den' t believe in God." What they heard: I have anal sex with the Devil.". as a Christian myself. What you say: I don't believe in God. What I hear: A valid life choice that I will not shun or chastise you for and still completely supp
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Christians

Top 200. Lol. Thanks.

EDIT: Top 80! Woot Woot.

What yen said:
I den' t believe in God."
What they heard:
I have anal sex with the Devil."
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#7 - justinbieberloverr (01/09/2012) [+] (9 replies)
as a Christian myself.

What you say: I don't believe in God.

What I hear: A valid life choice that I will not shun or chastise you for and still completely support you and have you as a friend.
User avatar #121 - appleboom (01/09/2012) [-]
Athiests:
What you said: "I believe in God."
What they heard: "I'm a blithering idiot who thinks science is witchcraft."

See, it goes both ways!
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#124 - ElDerpo (01/09/2012) [-]
not true at all, **** you.
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User avatar #44 - sailorsmooth ONLINE (01/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Why is there so much religion on FJ today? I came hear to laugh, not discuss God.

**** .
#14 - neonthethird (01/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
whats the big deal, eh?
User avatar #111 - irishsoulja (01/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Okay Catholic here
What you say: I don't believe in God
What I hear: I don't believe in God

What idiots imagine I think: He's going to hell, burn the non believer!!
What I actually think: That's all cool bro
#99 - shaddz (01/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#8 - anonymous (01/09/2012) [+] (4 replies)
the Catholics are the ones you have to worry about.
User avatar #9 to #8 - knifeyoass ONLINE (01/09/2012) [-]
im catholic. i couldnt give two ***** if youre an atheist or not.
User avatar #52 - sexybarracuda (01/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm Christian and I don't think like a ******* idiot. Just because some religious people are ********** and fail to see certain things for what they actually are, doesn't mean all of them are like that. But on a different note...I did think this was hilarious so one green pinkie for you:D

P.S. this OC describes my uncle perfectly, haha.
#122 - arkondoma (01/09/2012) [-]
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#75 - elektroboka (01/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #26 - fluffymcnutter (01/09/2012) [-]
what I'm told: numerous anecdotes and stereotypes of Christians being intolerant bigots

what I see: daily comics/pics of atheists ironically being intolerant bigots

what I never see: Christians being up in arms over those same intolerant bigots
#78 - crackboots (01/09/2012) [+] (9 replies)
ignorant christian: you dont believe in god? THEN YOU GO TO HELL!!
ignorant atheist : you believe in god? YOU'RE A ROTTEN RETARDED HUMAN BEING!!!

most christians: i believe people should pick their own path but i choose this one and think it's the right one.
most atheists: i don't care if a person is religious as long as they aren't a dick about it.

also:
many christians: i think hardly anything in the bible is real but i still believe there's something and i pick christianity to express that faith.

many atheists: god didn't come to the earth and he certainly doesn't care about us, but there could always be a higher power far beyond our understanding.
#77 - silverridge ONLINE (01/09/2012) [-]
I love ******* my devil up the ass
User avatar #64 - eight (01/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
My mom is an atheist and I believe in God. She likes to try and tell me how I am an idiot, how I am stupid and she constantly insults me whenever we have discussions about if there is a god or anything to do with any type of religion. The funny thing is, once she pisses me off and I start to insult her, she acts like I am the bad guy and makes me feel even worse. Quite literally we just ended one of these arguments about 10 minutes ago. What really pissed her off after her barrage of horrible insults to me and my religion was me saying "you don't even know the **** your shoveling". This really pissed her off.

For the record...she tried to convince me that The Sumerians were invaded by the Catholic Church. When I told her that never happened because it is two different time periods she started telling me I don't know **** and what not.
User avatar #66 to #64 - DJGT (01/09/2012) [-]
Your mom sounds like a cunt. Good for you for sticking by your beliefs.
#1 - rytul (01/08/2012) [-]
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#37 - anonymous (01/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
if we got rid of religion, the world would be so much better. Seriously, I think someone should rise to power and kill anyone who believes that a big magical man in the sky is granting us wishes. There's a word for believing in invisible people...what's that called again?...oh right, INSANITY.
User avatar #49 to #37 - Cooey (01/09/2012) [-]
I am personally an Atheist, but I think people should have the right to believe in what they want, just to not judge other people for their beliefs.
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