Kids Are Quick!. u Mad?. Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and fernd North America . MARIA: Here it is, TEACHER: Correct, Now class, who discovered A
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and fernd North America .
MARIA: Here it is,
TEACHER: Correct, Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria,
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the flattr?
JOHN:', You told me to do it without using tables,
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?
TEACHER: No, that' s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong. but you asked me how t spell it.
ft Loire this kid)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
REINALD: ,.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Yesterday you said ies H to O.
TEACHER', Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn' t
have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Mel
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I' m a lot closer to the ground than you are,
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘If
MELLIE: I is.,
i-' : All right,,, l am the ninth letter of the alphabet,'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped dorm his father' s cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn' t
punish him?
LOUIE: Because George still had the are in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SWGM; No sir, I don' t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is the same as
your Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It' s the same dog,
TEACHER: Harold, what do you can a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
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#22 - winniedawho (01/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
MIGHT DO MORE? ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME? I don't care 'bout retoasts nowadays because some people just haven't seen it, but saying MIGHT DO MOAR as if you are the one who made this sucks so much, no go back to your papa and continue sucking his dick O P!
#7 - ragingbrony (01/07/2012) [-]
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WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT STUDENTS TODAY IS....
#65 - hokiefan (01/07/2012) [-]
but they arent quick enough...
User avatar #59 - KingMH (01/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Teacher: You can't start a sentence with "of"
Me: Of course you can
#24 - JudasLitl (01/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #10 - Kanak (01/07/2012) [-]
The one about george washington was the best.
#72 - chitalian (01/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#35 - hysteriaward (01/07/2012) [-]
i found out that kids are quick on a whole diferent way
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#69 - daggydaggy (01/07/2012) [-]
me as a kid ,13 years ago

Teacher: what makes you all special?
me: uhh we all won the greate race.
Class: LOL
#67 - ohmygoditsalesbian (01/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#41 - elecman (01/07/2012) [-]
There is always "moar".
#26 - ahoi (01/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 - husonautenmeister (01/06/2012) [-]
first funny post ive seen in the last 40 min
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