Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and fernd North America .
MARIA: Here it is,
TEACHER: Correct, Now class, who discovered America ?
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the flattr?
JOHN:', You told me to do it without using tables,
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?
TEACHER: No, that' s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong. but you asked me how t spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Yesterday you said ies H to O.
TEACHER', Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn' t
have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I' m a lot closer to the ground than you are,
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘If
MELLIE: I is.,
i-' : All right,,, l am the ninth letter of the alphabet,'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped dorm his father' s cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn' t
LOUIE: Because George still had the are in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SWGM; No sir, I don' t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is the same as
your Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It' s the same dog,
TEACHER: Harold, what do you can a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
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