Best day. . Me chilling with the So Derplas, what if I told you, that you have to choose between anal and teaching me video games'? i BITCH PLEAASE If you could
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Best day

Me chilling with the So Derplas, what if I told you,
that you have to choose between
anal and teaching me video games'?
i BITCH PLEAASE
If you could play video games, we
could stay at hoe all the time.
Just the two of us.
Being with you is more important
to me than any kind of sex!
Played Battlefield 3 with the
for E houre.
Did anal afterwards!
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#39 - mcquiston (01/07/2012) [-]
<< and then he woke up
User avatar #21 - cph (01/07/2012) [-]
**cph rolls 404**
User avatar #23 to #21 - cph (01/07/2012) [-]
trips not found :(
#73 - KingJessen (01/07/2012) [-]
Sex in the pooper? eeeewwww...
User avatar #82 to #73 - combuf (01/07/2012) [-]
It's tighter. So it's like insta jizz.
#76 to #73 - rikusorax (01/07/2012) [-]
Thaat's what I'm sayinnnn
#22 - ishalltroll (01/07/2012) [-]
seems legit
User avatar #2 - awesomeinstinct (01/07/2012) [-]
You played one handed with 2 controlers? That should be an achievement
User avatar #3 to #2 - MichalKrin (01/07/2012) [-]
Play one-handed with two controllers.

One Handed increased to 78
User avatar #27 to #3 - madbunnnny (01/07/2012) [-]
I done that before when filling in for a friend... I really ****** up hid K/D ratio
User avatar #77 to #27 - xshadeeisafag (01/07/2012) [-]
You should kill yourself.
User avatar #122 to #77 - madbunnnny (01/08/2012) [-]
thinking about it
#75 - HonkIfIDriveWell (01/07/2012) [-]
Why are you all complaining about not being able to do anal? I'd be happy to just have a girlfriend...
User avatar #10 - ivoryhammer (01/07/2012) [-]
Am I the only guy that doesn't want to try anal? I don't want my dick in some place where **** regularly comes out of.
User avatar #34 to #10 - rabidgerbil (01/07/2012) [-]
i want to try it out of curiosity ass to what the big deal about it is, but not something i would do on a regular basis with the missus
User avatar #26 to #10 - sackballz (01/07/2012) [-]
You're not alone.
User avatar #12 to #10 - JakeChambers (01/07/2012) [-]
As I have always said, "Don't give your dick a ****** deal, mate."
#11 to #10 - jimmygames (01/07/2012) [-]
try it... no regrets, I promise.
User avatar #14 to #10 - neoexdeath ONLINE (01/07/2012) [-]
I'd want to try it at least once...but while using a condom...Last thing I need is to piss out a chunk of corn or something the morning after.
User avatar #25 to #14 - harryboom (01/07/2012) [-]
thanks for that image
User avatar #32 to #14 - katiexxlou (01/07/2012) [-]
I feel sick now thanks
User avatar #6 - hailhegg (01/07/2012) [-]
just introduced the girlfriend to portal. now she's begging to borrow gears of war after she gets her own xbox. god help me i've created a monster.
#8 to #6 - anon (01/07/2012) [-]
A BEAUTIFUL ONE.
User avatar #121 to #8 - hailhegg (01/08/2012) [-]
haha very true anon, she's one of the few women interested in gears of war that doesn't look like a locust
#95 - affehatwaffe (01/07/2012) [-]
Seems legit.
Seems legit.
#24 - iwantbananaslol (01/07/2012) [-]
My gf tells me we'll never do anal because she thinks it's disgusting
#53 to #24 - ziighostiiz (01/07/2012) [-]
exactly what my gf says xD teehee
#28 to #24 - demonytto (01/07/2012) [-]
**demonytto rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Friend (MC) ** And that's why god invented cheating. That's the only way to keeping a very long and happy relation ship with a woman that you really love and like, getting some ass from whores from time to time.

Pic related?
User avatar #33 to #28 - rabidgerbil (01/07/2012) [-]
you sir are an idiot. i have been with my girl for almost 3 years now and not once have we cheated on each other.
User avatar #40 to #33 - dushawnmandic (01/07/2012) [-]
as far as you know
User avatar #41 to #40 - rabidgerbil (01/07/2012) [-]
i know she hasnt for a fact
User avatar #42 to #41 - dushawnmandic (01/07/2012) [-]
look i hope thats true but in most cases of teen(which im guess youre a teen) relationships cheating occurs about 68% of the time usually when the teens are with their friends.
#49 to #42 - thatsnotfunnymate (01/07/2012) [-]
Wow, that sounds like a really accurate statistic, I'm just sure it's backed up by reputable sources.
Wow, that sounds like a really accurate statistic, I'm just sure it's backed up by reputable sources.
User avatar #50 to #49 - dushawnmandic (01/07/2012) [-]
nope lmao!
User avatar #51 to #50 - dushawnmandic (01/07/2012) [-]
does it count when i see it 68% of the time?
User avatar #43 to #42 - rabidgerbil (01/07/2012) [-]
nope im 21 actually and she is the same age, currently living together.
User avatar #44 to #43 - dushawnmandic (01/07/2012) [-]
well good luck to you all and hope for the best. hopefully you go out with her if she is a drinker. my ex was a whore lmao. just sayin
User avatar #45 to #44 - rabidgerbil (01/07/2012) [-]
lol my girl is fairly quiet and prefers staying home together and have a few drinks, maybe a few game on the xbox or just chill watching tv

User avatar #46 to #45 - dushawnmandic (01/07/2012) [-]
i envy that, my fault i pick up my ex at a party at a university so i should have seen it coming lmao
User avatar #47 to #46 - rabidgerbil (01/07/2012) [-]
ah fair enough, yeah i was never one for going to parties, was more of an outcast because i was a little overweight and had different interests to everyone else
User avatar #48 to #47 - dushawnmandic (01/07/2012) [-]
yeah i understand that, i'm a Mixed Martial Artist and im training 5 days a week from 11 am to 8 pm so i usually dont have much time so i go to parties with friends,
#102 to #28 - anon (01/07/2012) [-]
i agree with you my friend, if the girl doesnt put out find it somewhere else.
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User avatar #29 to #24 - sketchE (01/07/2012) [-]
know a girl that said she didnt like giving blowjobs that didnt stop her from hgetting double teamed by two guys when she got drunk. and honestly is anal that big of a deal?
#71 - anon (01/07/2012) [-]
Could somseone explain why boys have the urge to stick their cack in a hole where literally **** comes out? Also if you want anal so bad just **** a dude, chicks have perfectly good vaginas so why stick it in a dirtier hole ?
User avatar #90 to #71 - angst (01/07/2012) [-]
Guys don't care what they stick their dicks into as long as it feels good hahaha
User avatar #78 to #71 - robarth (01/07/2012) [-]
One word: tight
User avatar #84 to #71 - SexHarassmentPanda (01/07/2012) [-]
tighter and you dont have to wear a condom
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#91 to #71 - stranded (01/07/2012) [-]
I used to love sticking it in the hole where all the **** comes out, but after a while she got tired of giving blowjobs
User avatar #93 to #91 - kkid (01/07/2012) [-]
You sir are a GOD and deserved that comment pinkie
#5 - applesforlife (01/07/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #83 - AbsentMinded (01/07/2012) [-]
Battlefield, Halo, Skyrim and Fable.

******** .
#38 - anon (01/07/2012) [-]
Smart Man.
User avatar #36 - mokropsyable (01/07/2012) [-]
battleanal 3....go for it!!!!!

#4 - besottedmarrow (01/07/2012) [-]
yes my son thats how u do it show them woman who is smarter
#112 - anon (01/07/2012) [-]
Half of these bitches are obviously still virgins just going along with how good anal is...

Its not even that brilliant get. over. it.
#81 - playahater (01/07/2012) [-]
Why.... why would you do that, what's wrong with vaginal sex... I can understand having anal sex when you're a gay couple but why ignore the vagina. It's like choosing between a wii and an xbox.
User avatar #85 to #81 - forasecond (01/07/2012) [-]
I like playing wii sometimes......
#87 to #85 - playahater (01/07/2012) [-]
Then you hate America and our freedom.
User avatar #89 to #81 - danster (01/07/2012) [-]
1. It's tighter
2. Tighter feels better
3. Skyward Sword is on the Wii, your argument is invalid.
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