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#146 - anonymous (01/06/2012) [-]
too*
#145 - ifoundnemo (01/06/2012) [-]
I can play it but I'm horrible at it.
#144 - anonymous (01/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1153585 at FJ Pony Thread ** use flame thrower. Take care of blacks.
#142 - anonymous (01/06/2012) [-]
It's like the start off to a red dead redemption multiplayer match. Everyone just have a stand off. XD
#133 - anonymous (01/06/2012) [-]
too*
#128 - jarrodtheawesome (01/06/2012) [-]
Norwegian defeat moesuckra!
#138 to #128 - spidahridah ONLINE (01/06/2012) [-]
Fuck yeah
#140 to #138 - jarrodtheawesome (01/06/2012) [-]
Come to Canada. We will show you the truth of this pic on the left of my comment
User avatar #127 - Nameloc (01/06/2012) [-]
In chess, I developed a strategy, (which is now long gone, mostly).
With this said strategy, I would move all my pieces into an arrow head formation, keeping everything in perfect balance. Everything would mirror itself. I made it so I had the Bishops near the bottom of the arrow head, enough room to race across and slam into anyone near in their direction. I would also add in my Rooks (excuse me if I get the names wrong, this is the piece that can move Vertically/Horizontally in a continuous line.) at the very top (Out of line, sure, but they guarded the point.) so if someone were to avoid my Bishops, they would be taken out by one of my two Rooks. Then with the rest I would position so that no matter what move they made, I could counter it and weaken them more and more each time.



Needless to say, I won a lot of chess matches.

#121 - pixieass (01/06/2012) [-]
No wonder chess if confusing to you, you can't even tell the difference between to and too.
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User avatar #125 to #120 - thekitsune ONLINE (01/06/2012) [-]
**thekitsune rolls 489**
#117 - femaleweezy (01/06/2012) [-]
To win every time you.... Actually I have no idea.
To win every time you.... Actually I have no idea.
User avatar #122 to #117 - Schiffy (01/06/2012) [-]
you can use the "4 move plan" if you're playing a noob, but it doesn't work anybody with experience. More specifically, people who know what the 4 move plan is.
#139 to #122 - anonymous (01/06/2012) [-]
I once was entered in a chess tournament by my parents. I won the first game with a 3 move checkmate, won the second game with a 4 move checkmate, then got repeatedly owned by a bunch of Asians.
User avatar #136 to #122 - bernardolima (01/06/2012) [-]
what is that plan?
User avatar #148 to #136 - Schiffy (01/06/2012) [-]
I just remember the first three: move up pawn that's blocking your bishop to the left or right (whatever you like, bro). Then you move out the opposite knight, and then bring your bishop close to their territory. If they move up a pawn, move back one space. Sorry for lack of detail, I haven't played since I was 11.
User avatar #149 to #148 - bernardolima (01/06/2012) [-]
thanks, at the hotel im staying there is a jumbo sized chess with a 5x5m board so i'll own my little cousin at chess :D
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#106 - xbotics (01/06/2012) [-]
the man to the right is always gonna survive :D
#130 to #106 - jarrodtheawesome (01/06/2012) [-]
there is no man to the right.... only to the left!
#115 to #106 - megatrondecepticon (01/06/2012) [-]
Looks like we've got our selves a little mexican standoff.
#124 to #115 - CptZappBrannigan (01/06/2012) [-]
ha ha. silly humans, da terminator always wins
ha ha. silly humans, da terminator always wins
#134 to #124 - majornilsen (01/06/2012) [-]
shit
shit
#103 - gaaralee (01/06/2012) [-]
I prefer Go.
#109 to #103 - anonymous (01/06/2012) [-]
I have had a board for some years now, but I can never find anyone to play with. :(
#114 to #109 - boavenom **User deleted account** (01/06/2012) [-]
I'm not saying you should get this, but you should totally get this
User avatar #129 to #114 - Nameloc (01/06/2012) [-]
Kings Court was THE most badass game I've ever gotten at a yard sale.
boardgamegeek.com/boardgame...
I remember, after some intense play time, I took out an opponent in one fatal, yet swift, move.
#99 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/06/2012) [-]
i play fast chess, i always have like 50 different moves planned out before my opponent makes his, so i almost always move instaintly when its my turn, and yet i win.
i play fast chess, i always have like 50 different moves planned out before my opponent makes his, so i almost always move instaintly when its my turn, and yet i win.
User avatar #108 to #99 - whoovesthedoctor (01/06/2012) [-]
which opening do you like to play?
User avatar #112 to #108 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/06/2012) [-]
meh, dont know the name, but it depends on how good my opponent is, if i just play with someone who sucks, i just do the queen-knight 4 move win. if i play against someone who knows how to play i go for their towers, i dont know openings and tactics, i adapt every move i make after the way the other player moves.
#111 to #108 - doctorinthetardis (01/06/2012) [-]
LOVING that name! :D
#105 to #102 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/06/2012) [-]
but i still dont care about it.
#93 - nchobby (01/06/2012) [-]
**nchobby rolled a random image posted in comment #1357995 at FJ Pony Thread **
#92 - FightClub (01/06/2012) [-]
that's why my pieces fly out of their situations
that's why my pieces fly out of their situations
#118 to #92 - megatrondecepticon (01/06/2012) [-]
What is love? It's simple, Diglett.
What is love? It's simple, Diglett.
#94 to #92 - kingnappa (01/06/2012) [-]
I have never seen a game like that. Do you happen to know the game?
#97 to #94 - FightClub (01/06/2012) [-]
LOL well it's probably a scripted version of pokemon coliseum or something
#95 to #94 - superlalala (01/06/2012) [-]
POKEMON STADIUM FOR THE NINTENDO 64!
#98 to #95 - kingnappa (01/06/2012) [-]
Ah that game, I always wanted it but never got it.
#91 - badwolfdestruction (01/06/2012) [-]
I usually don't win chess when I play with my sister, but I when I do, I'm the happiest person ever.
I usually don't win chess when I play with my sister, but I when I do, I'm the happiest person ever.
#88 - lizardonfire (01/06/2012) [-]
Start game with a friend
Play a couple of moves
Epic stalemate
Take like 10 min to think a move
Kill one of his pawns
In less than 2 mins the chessboard is completely empty except for the kings
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
User avatar #87 - archangel (01/06/2012) [-]
chess is a great game hard

i not that good at it
ican get into a stalemate no ones able to attack but thats where its fun
you psyche out the opponent by making think you are trapping them or that your smarter so that if you slip up they keep second guessing them shelves
or you act like their better than you that your trapped so they get excited and slip up
#86 - edh (01/06/2012) [-]
**edh rolls 99**
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