being friend zoned. Thanks again for frontpage!!!! EDIT: It's NOT OC If someone feels offended by this comic, my apologies. have you seen the new song from your just for lulz
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being friend zoned

 
being friend zoned. Thanks again for frontpage!!!! EDIT: It's NOT OC If someone feels offended by this comic, my apologies. have you seen the new song from your

Thanks again for frontpage!!!!
EDIT: It's NOT OC
If someone feels offended by this comic, my apologies.

have you seen the new song from yourfavoritemartian already?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSwsJtSfyXU&feature=g-all-a&list=PL64EC6401B56A36B7&context=G22a93f4FAAAAAAAAAAA

It goes about the same subject :p

Being in friend zone is roughly the equivalent
for the guy of going to a job interview and.,
You have a great resume,
you have all the qualifications
we are looking for,
but we' re not going to hire you.
We will, however, use your resume '
as the basis for comparison
for all other applicants.
But, we' re going to hire somebody
who is far less qualified
and is probably an alcoholic.
f . And if he doesn' t work out,
we' ll hire somebody else,
but still not you. In fact,
we will never hire you.
But we will call you
from time to time
to complain about
the person that we hired.
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#56 to #20 - meettheorphans **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #144 to #56 - ComicBookGuy (01/06/2012) [-]
Game of Thrones <3
#439 to #56 - sideffect (01/06/2012) [-]
Khal Drogo is such a bad ass... and he get Dany
User avatar #221 to #8 - DamnTrolls (01/06/2012) [-]
damn straight (plus it makes me feel better)
User avatar #182 to #170 - lolzoz (01/06/2012) [-]
Indeed, because I've never been in the friendzone. and secondly, I'm not whining. I'm just sharing the lulz.
#180 to #170 - thetexankid (01/06/2012) [-]
win
#50 - PenguinsOfMars (01/06/2012) [-]
That was the worst porn I've ever seen.
That was the worst porn I've ever seen.
#240 - brotein (01/06/2012) [-]
Made me remember that i'm forever alone. :'(
Made me remember that i'm forever alone. :'(
#243 to #240 - bigsaltyballs (01/06/2012) [-]
why bro.....why
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User avatar #429 to #427 - edreva (01/06/2012) [-]
Get's friendzoned by girl: ook for sym ternet?
#441 - anon (01/06/2012) [-]
#193 - redsoxnbolts (01/06/2012) [-]
Friendzoned for the first time today
>Met a girl at school a while ago
>Hung out with her a lot
>Began to really like her
>Kiss one time while hanging out
>Talk about possibility of dating
>Then suddenly a wild friendzone appears!
>She now likes some stoner douche (I've got no problem with stoners but this guy is an ass
>Feels bad man
#53 - danielzysix (01/06/2012) [-]
Imagine after 2 and a half years in the friendzone, including going to the park/ talking/ after having 3 douchebag boyfriends, She finally says yes, right before summer. She is incredibly beautiful and amazing in every way. You go on a limited amount of dates because of the fact that she spends the whole month of june traveling with her family, and the rest of July she constantly babysits and never has time. And finally around August, she brings up the fact that she feels unappreciated (although you try and try again to find a time that can work out for both of you to go out, but she is unable anytime) and makes in nearly impossible for you to stay together. You break up. THEN after 3 months of awkwardly not talking to her, you break your collarbone and she feels horrible and sends you messages and talks to you over the phone constantly. Its going good for about a week and you finally get the courage to see if she wants to get back together again. She replies that it didn't go so well last time, but soon enough (without complaining) she accepts. In the next 2-3 weeks, she is still unavailable to do anything, but you finally see her on the last day of winter break, to go see a movie. Its great, and you both have a wonderful time. Before she has to go, you have a breif makeout session and things are ******* awesome. Two days later, she messages you, " We needa talkk" over facebook. She explains how she feels you're not connecting and she can't find the love, even though you dated for 2 weeks (and only saw eachother once in those two weeks). You explain how its been such a short period of time, but she resists and is angry. You finally accept that you're going to break up again *insert okay face here*. And now she tries so hard to ignore you at school, and has deleted ever picture/status/comment on any site affiliated with you.
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#373 to #53 - nikobanks (01/06/2012) [-]
i know that feel bro...
User avatar #58 to #53 - Aiwatcher (01/06/2012) [-]
I feel bad for you man. Have pinkie. I got a story too.

Meet this girl. New girl. Came from Catholic school. I was afraid she was gonna be super catholic but as it turns out she's atheist like myself (I live in a really conservative county, so finding atheist girls that are interesting is really hard). Become really good friends. Ask her out. Says yes. Fun times. She says we're better as friends. I can't complain. We break up but still hang out as almost more than friends. Very fun. Then find out she started smoking pot with her creepy stoner friends. Not cool. I'm not anti-weed, but I wasn't happy with this. Not be outwardly angry, but let her know I don't approve. Months pass. She smokes weed regularly. Tries to get me to. Don't want. Then she starts dating this douchey guy. He's not that bad, but he's kind of a dick. He wasn't into her smoking pot either, which is good.
Halloween night. I want to hang out with her. She says no. She's with "those" friends.
Next day. Crying. She took aderall and marijuana together. Says she was "out of control". Gave handjob to sober guy (not her boyfriend). I'm pissed. I punch her. She forgives me. I tell her she needs to break up with boyfriend and never smoke pot again. She doesn't break up with boyfriend, but she tells me she wont do pot.
Months more.
Find out that she's been doing the same thing since then. She's been lying to me. I was attracted to her and she was able to look me in the eyes and lie and have sex with guys while high.
Reason I dont smoke pot. I don't care how unaddictive or healthy it is. Its ruined one of my best friendships.
#60 to #58 - danielzysix (01/06/2012) [-]
I just needed to get that off my chest man...
It hurts...
#64 to #60 - Kirbyman (01/06/2012) [-]
I feel for both of you
feel so hard
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#63 to #58 - anon (01/06/2012) [-]
And who says guys are the evil douchebags, nearly the exact same thing happened to me other then i was the guy she was dating when it happened and the guy she had sex with was my best friend
User avatar #118 to #53 - pandamaniac (01/06/2012) [-]
i got a story too.

friends since 3rd grade, did everything together. didnt want to break the bond we had so we left it at that. but being with her for so long made me realize she was the one. final year of high school ask her to prom she said yes, finally i can make my move. went to dinner, told her how i felt, turns out she felt the same way. we end up dating, prom was really great. months after prom we still together, but some days she would go out and say shes having a girls night. didnt think about it, after several months of that i ask her about me coming along. she said it was a girl thing and said no. when i ask whos going she said girls from work that i didnt know them. she would be getting texts all night when i asked her who it was she got mad and said it was none of my business. one day she calls me up, said she had to tell me something, i feared the worst, end up telling me that she is pregnant and that ima be a father, im was really happy i got my **** together and found a better job, moved out of my parents place. she stops going out, the texts stop and i felt great im providing for my girlfriend and our new baby girl/boy. few months pass im at the hospital. baby is born its a boy, it looks nothing like me he has blond hair blue eyes, the mom has brown eyes, brown hair. i have brown eyes black hair, im freaking out, i ask if it was the right baby. it is. she starts crying and tells me that she cheated on me and got prego by someone else. i ask when, she said the times she was out with the girls. i told asked her why she had done this she said she felt sorry for me. she didnt want me to do anything stupid. i told her to **** off, i left the place driving back home was so hard told myself that life wasnt worth it. so i tried committing suicide. failed badly. never really got over what had happened. to this day im always being monitored, like a child. im never gonna be myself again.
User avatar #128 to #118 - danielzysix (01/06/2012) [-]
jesus christ man :(
my storys nothing compared to yours...
feels everywhere man....
User avatar #133 to #128 - pandamaniac (01/06/2012) [-]
funnyjunk is the only thing keeping me from trying again.
User avatar #140 to #133 - danielzysix (01/06/2012) [-]
stay man...
She's not worth it... :(
User avatar #146 to #140 - pandamaniac (01/06/2012) [-]
thanks bro. i think that in a few month they will stop monitoring me, they trust me enough to not do it.

#459 to #118 - danhibiki (01/06/2012) [-]
wow. your story is shocking. have a pinkie bro.
she was a stupid bitch.
#82 to #53 - drakonix (01/06/2012) [-]
Close to the same thing with me, except not really as long in that friend zone.  Start of the school year, spot a girl enter my class first day, cant stop looking at her.  To nervous to speak to her for a few months.  Halloween comes by, go to volunteer at a haunted house, shes there.  Talk to her for a while, great girl.  Next day, at school.  We dont talk at all.  Close to no talking for the next 8 months.  June, start talking to her on FB, almost constantly, then on the phone almost always, continues until october 1st, she finally asks me if i like her, i say yes, and decide that i might as well ask her out, she says yes.  Make plans to see each other that weekend, im excited.  See her, have great time, though it still seemed like we were friends, didnt do anything couples would do.  Next day, IM's me on fb, breaks up with me, not a big deal, at least we can still be friends.  Day after, gets on FB, i say hi, she turns herself to offline and doesnt speak to me.  Continues for 1 month.  Ask her if shes ignoring me.  Gets yelled at by her with a 2 paragraph message saying she isnt.  Say ok, how are you.  No response.  And shes still ignoring me to this day.....   
   
Sorry for the read, i ramble on some times.  (this is the shortened version)
Close to the same thing with me, except not really as long in that friend zone. Start of the school year, spot a girl enter my class first day, cant stop looking at her. To nervous to speak to her for a few months. Halloween comes by, go to volunteer at a haunted house, shes there. Talk to her for a while, great girl. Next day, at school. We dont talk at all. Close to no talking for the next 8 months. June, start talking to her on FB, almost constantly, then on the phone almost always, continues until october 1st, she finally asks me if i like her, i say yes, and decide that i might as well ask her out, she says yes. Make plans to see each other that weekend, im excited. See her, have great time, though it still seemed like we were friends, didnt do anything couples would do. Next day, IM's me on fb, breaks up with me, not a big deal, at least we can still be friends. Day after, gets on FB, i say hi, she turns herself to offline and doesnt speak to me. Continues for 1 month. Ask her if shes ignoring me. Gets yelled at by her with a 2 paragraph message saying she isnt. Say ok, how are you. No response. And shes still ignoring me to this day.....

Sorry for the read, i ramble on some times. (this is the shortened version)
#337 - affehatwaffe (01/06/2012) [-]
Problem?
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#339 to #337 - prisonerofreality **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#340 to #339 - affehatwaffe (01/06/2012) [-]
Try this bro.
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#356 to #340 - ludislavonac (01/06/2012) [-]
That's how my relationship started, and we're together for a year now
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#211 - anon (01/06/2012) [-]
User avatar #196 - aliensexfiend (01/06/2012) [-]
>meet guy
>pretty cool dude, close friends for months
>chimes in on my every Facebook post, messages me often, etc.
>meanwhile, my boyfriend and I are having issues
>one day make joke about dating other guy
>asks me in serious tone how I think it would work
>continue talking over time, getting into more serious stuff and deeper topics
>talk about our lives, everything
>eventually begin flirting with each other often
>begins sending me pictures of his abs, him smoking (I have a smoking fetish) and his dick
>eventually tell him I have feelings for him
>"I didn't think we were flirting, I thought we were just friends!"


wat
#212 to #196 - megustatacos (01/06/2012) [-]
<--- Should've been like this to him.
User avatar #216 to #212 - aliensexfiend (01/06/2012) [-]
I should have. Although I did instead pass around his dick pic to all my friends.
#483 to #216 - megustatacos (01/06/2012) [-]
Oh well, that's good too.   
&lt;----Be like this next time u see him.
Oh well, that's good too.
<----Be like this next time u see him.
User avatar #26 - iiwii (01/06/2012) [-]
Alright, the guys who are friend zoned are commonly UNCONFIDENT. Confident guys are the sexiest, regardless of their physical appearance. If you pussyfoot around us and be all "sweet" and such, shy and suggestive without being straightforward, it's annoying. It's like you're begging for our attention. If you want a girl, show her that you ******* deserve her, not beg her to "do you a favor" by paying attention to you.
User avatar #388 to #26 - sirmatthew (01/06/2012) [-]
your unconfident=our polite and respectful.

for the most part
#32 to #26 - anon (01/06/2012) [-]
now it's time to show us your tits.
#259 to #26 - rainbowdashuh (01/06/2012) [-]
The movies have lied to me! I always thought the shy sweet friend got the girl. I've lived my entire life wrong.
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User avatar #29 to #26 - Spencerjay (01/06/2012) [-]
Let's **** .
User avatar #31 to #29 - TheBowler (01/06/2012) [-]
that seams to have worked well, she responded in a great way...lmfao
#318 - FightClub (01/06/2012) [-]
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this retoast has been toasted so many toasting times that it's burnt like a ******* negro jew during world war 2
User avatar #295 - FatterKid (01/06/2012) [-]
Only problem is that the applicant in question (the guy in the "friendzone") actually thinks he has a good resume, and suitable qualifications, when in reality they only think the world is in balance when they are getting what they want, even if it's without consent of the other side.
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