Hooker. OC by me from old joke my brother told me. Le hooker, hey baby wanna have a good time? Le me drunk as walking home Ima tent" bund Le hotel sexy time Hoo
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Hooker

Hooker. OC by me from old joke my brother told me. Le hooker, hey baby wanna have a good time? Le me drunk as walking home Ima tent" bund Le hotel sexy time Hoo

OC by me from old joke my brother told me

Le hooker, hey baby
wanna have a good
time?
Le me drunk as ****
walking home
Ima tent" bund
Le hotel sexy time
Hooker giving me .
weird look as i Le me: Nope just the
stare at pussy. Le first one he enough to
hooker: is this the crawl back into.
first pussy you
have seen since you
crawled out of one?
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User avatar #11 - njhahahahaha (01/06/2012) [-]
I was walking down the street and out the corner of my eye I saw a pretty little thing approaching me
She said "I never seen a man who looked so all alone. Could you use a little company?
If you pay the right price, your evening will be nice and you can go and send me on my way"
I said "you're such a sweet young thing, why do you do this to yourself"
User avatar #12 to #11 - lolosaurusrex (01/06/2012) [-]
She looked at me and this is what she said. "Oh there ain't no rest for the wicked, money don't grow on trees. I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed. There ain't nothing is this world for free. I can't slow down. I can't hold back, though you know I wish I could. Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked until we close our eyes for good.
#13 to #12 - cosmofeather (01/06/2012) [-]
Not even 15 minutes later, I'm still walking down the street, when I saw the shadow of a man creep out of sight. And then he swept up from behind, put a gun up to my head. He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight. He said, "Give me all you've got. I want your money not your life. If you try to make a move I won't think twice." I told him, "You can have my cash. But first you know I've got to ask, What made you want to live this kind of life?"
User avatar #15 to #13 - catchphrase (01/06/2012) [-]
He said."Oh there ain't no rest for the wicked, money don't grow on trees. I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed. There ain't nothing is this world for free. oh no I can't slow down. I can't hold back, though you know I wish I could. Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked until we close our eyes for good.
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#16 to #15 - John Cena (01/06/2012) [-]
c-c-c-c-combo breaker but seriously epic thread is epic pinkie this ****
User avatar #21 to #15 - XzipitX (01/06/2012) [-]
beautiful!!!!
User avatar #14 to #13 - fuckyoshitnigga ONLINE (01/06/2012) [-]
battletoads.
#7 - colddragon (01/06/2012) [-]
*Fixed
#3 - shadowrated (01/05/2012) [-]
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<---THE hooker
#5 - CrackPipeWillie (01/06/2012) [-]
&lt;---- The hooker.
<---- The hooker.
#17 - John Cena (01/06/2012) [-]
Then she shanked you and left you for dead.
#8 - nexdemise ONLINE (01/06/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who read the title as "Horker" at first?
User avatar #6 - tootoastyforyou (01/06/2012) [-]
How many le's can you use?
#35 - infiniteinfinitude (01/06/2012) [-]
666th pinkie, it's a sign.
User avatar #4 - whitcher (01/06/2012) [-]
You owned that bitch. pinkie for you.
User avatar #1 - hankedj (01/05/2012) [-]
this is making front page!
#9 - John Cena (01/06/2012) [-]
old joke, not funny.
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