Let me tell you the story of a hungarian
bus driver who knew the art of ironing.
we um; at he pm my
then drove off while the passengers were screaming tor mercy!
The company had no sense oi humour, so he got a warning.
The next lime, he sat down on his bus at the back
with the rest of the passengers.
When the bus should' left 15 minutes ago
and the passengers got Impatient-.
he got up and yelled:
if the driver wont do his job properly.
I' m gonna drive shit!"
and started for the driver' s cabin.
The bus was emply in 5 weeds.
The company said no more jokes while on duty.
His lay gag was while driving the bus down the hill.
Before snarling his mule, he had sneaked up a spare wheel,
and as the bus was going downhill he threw ii out from his
OMS OMG THE WHEEL BROKE OFF, THE MOTHERFREAKING
WHEEL JUST BROKE our OF ITS PLACE!"
No need to say, the passengers freaked out
and started screaming for their lives.
The company was so mad at him, he was Fired immediately.
Thumbs up for this genious!