Zombies are way more important. Holy Crap #2 Thanks FJ!. My plans for the future My plans for a zombie apocalypse urn" I HI ttntt.. My plans for the future: >Survive a zombie apocalypse. Zombie apocalyspe


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User avatar #1078 to #66 - ararat (01/05/2012) [-]
**** money get bitches
#1178 to #1078 - luffysdick (01/05/2012) [-]
Bitches get **** money..... but i get most f it
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#255 to #66 - baconisbacon (01/04/2012) [-]
it's funny because everyone hates hip hop except me
User avatar #630 to #255 - runtz (01/05/2012) [-]
What does that have to do with ANYTHING?!
#635 to #630 - baconisbacon (01/05/2012) [-]
**** bitches get money comes from a rap song
User avatar #647 to #635 - runtz (01/05/2012) [-]
Ok well that's nice. But please don't whine about how nobody likes your music and whatever, this is the internet. And there's 7 billion people in the world, you're not some special freak who listens to hip hop.
#656 to #647 - baconisbacon (01/05/2012) [-]
calm your tits it's a joke alright? it's just the majority of people don't like rap and what not so don't go spouting obscenities until you get the joke but wat ever haters gonna hate
calm your tits it's a joke alright? it's just the majority of people don't like rap and what not so don't go spouting obscenities until you get the joke but wat ever haters gonna hate
User avatar #661 to #656 - runtz (01/05/2012) [-]
"it's funny because everyone hates hip hop except me ". No, that's not funny nor is it a joke.
#670 to #661 - baconisbacon (01/05/2012) [-]
you can't please everyone but nevermind that do you get what i'm trying to say about the joke or are you ******* robbie the retard
User avatar #702 to #670 - runtz (01/05/2012) [-]
NOBODY. ******* . GETS. IT. BECAUSE THERE IS NO ******* JOKE! You abominable cock-sucking defective idiot. People like you make me want to go back in time and find the root of all stupidity.
#715 to #702 - baconisbacon (01/05/2012) [-]
I love you
User avatar #735 to #715 - runtz (01/05/2012) [-]
Well Fu- wait what... did you say I love you? What kind of way to counter an argument is "I love you"? Well it ******* worked you got me confused, I'm off to learn the intricate secrets of the universe now. Just kidding I'll just be watching Doctor Who. Anyways, please don't try to make other people laugh by ensuing pity, it won't work, unless you're actually depressed, then it's funny. But good day to you sir, with all due respects try to find as much knowledge as possible so you don't lose arguments on the internet and next time we can have an ordered discussion. Farewell!
#933 to #735 - turtlewithashotgun (01/05/2012) [-]
I'm rewatching Dr Who right now, season 2.
#744 to #735 - baconisbacon (01/05/2012) [-]
well it was unfunny and i'm sorry and will do
User avatar #861 to #255 - JuTeKa (01/05/2012) [-]
Righto then, Mr. Hipster.
#862 to #861 - baconisbacon (01/05/2012) [-]
apparently you don't get the joke either just go **** yourself I don't wanna explain anymore just... stop
#262 to #66 - anon (01/04/2012) [-]
don't forget "order battle toads at pizza hut too."
#10 - martiini (01/04/2012) [-]
My plans for the future:
>Survive a zombie apocalypse.
#821 to #10 - anon (01/05/2012) [-]
i hate it when all the people say they will survive a zombie apocalypse i mean someone has to die
User avatar #1039 to #821 - fadetometallica (01/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, everyone who isn't a teenage boy and a few girls.
#508 - Ruspanic (01/05/2012) [-]
If you have plans for the zombie apocalypse but no plans for the future, does that mean the zombie apocalypse was in the past??
User avatar #823 to #508 - ilovehitler (01/05/2012) [-]
What if the zombie apocalypse is happening now

and we're just zombies?
#450 - oviously (01/05/2012) [-]
Go to the Winchester For a pint and wait for it to all blow over.
#472 to #450 - oviously (01/05/2012) [-]
Munamanamanamuna Uhhhhhhhh!
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#382 to #150 - breakfastlunch (01/05/2012) [-]
למה לא? זומבים לא יכולים לפגוע בי אם אני כותב בעברית
User avatar #708 to #382 - WhiteyMcCrakrHonky (01/05/2012) [-]
اليهود ولغتهم
#761 to #708 - breakfastlunch (01/05/2012) [-]
?למה אתה צריך להיות כל כך שלילי בכל דבר? אתה לא יכול פשוט ליהנות מהאינטרנט
#782 to #761 - WhiteyMcCrakrHonky (01/05/2012) [-]
إنّي أمزح، أنا آسف لأني إذا كنت بالاساءة
#806 to #782 - breakfastlunch (01/05/2012) [-]
זה בסדר, אין בעיה.   
 בשבילך GIF הנה.
זה בסדר, אין בעיה.
בשבילך GIF הנה.
User avatar #811 to #806 - WhiteyMcCrakrHonky (01/05/2012) [-]
Hebrew looks a ******** easier to read on a computer than Arabic.
#824 to #811 - breakfastlunch (01/05/2012) [-]
I can't read Arabic, but I'm pretty sure Hebrew is easier to read on paper, too. I've heard that Arabic is a really hard language to learn (different versions of the same letter depending on where you put it in the sentence, and so on).
User avatar #832 to #824 - WhiteyMcCrakrHonky (01/05/2012) [-]
Lol'd hard at your pic
User avatar #830 to #824 - WhiteyMcCrakrHonky (01/05/2012) [-]
Well once your use to it it's not bad, but on a computer everything is so tiny and squished
User avatar #825 to #824 - breakfastlunch (01/05/2012) [-]
*where you put it in the word, not sentence
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#548 to #382 - brendantheferret (01/05/2012) [-]
I have no idea what you just ******* said
#161 to #150 - killyojoy (01/04/2012) [-]
That's so other survivors can't steal his plans
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#267 - grimmwaters ONLINE (01/04/2012) [-]
>MFW Zombies.
>MFW Zombies.
#1047 - jimmyCarrols (01/05/2012) [-]
what to do in case of zombies
what to do in case of zombies
User avatar #1067 to #1047 - Lolzster (01/05/2012) [-]
Luffy: *sound* The **** was that? O_O
Zombie: Eeeuuuuunnnnnhhnng
#891 - mytrakytra (01/05/2012) [-]
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I got my list down.
#339 - navestotwo (01/04/2012) [-]
The people of the Zombie Apocalypse.
#385 - dguitarhero (01/05/2012) [-]
**dguitarhero rolled a random image posted in comment #356 at Teams ** my weapon for the zombie apocalypse
User avatar #389 to #385 - jcmorrobel (01/05/2012) [-]
#391 to #389 - anon (01/05/2012) [-]
#387 to #385 - dguitarhero (01/05/2012) [-]
i think i survive
#99 - josieabby (01/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #114 to #99 - masdercheef (01/04/2012) [-]
that list forgot one thing- Don't be in the military at time of outbreak. In pretty much every zombie movie, the Military, no matter whose it is, pretty much gets ****** over, no exceptions.
#106 to #99 - tonytails (01/04/2012) [-]
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hey now, spoons are perfectly good weapons!
#1104 to #106 - strychnine (01/05/2012) [-]
Absolutely. it might take some time but they'll eventually get job done
#1158 to #1104 - capslockftw (01/05/2012) [-]
spoons are good if you already a zombie... you a zombie
#1216 to #1215 - capslockftw (01/05/2012) [-]
He knows too much...

Activate project Nemesis
#1171 to #1154 - shadowwulf (01/05/2012) [-]
These ******* right here.
#1179 to #1171 - screwyouman (01/05/2012) [-]
This ****** too.I know it's not a zombie but mother ****** their coming!
User avatar #1219 to #1179 - spectralbanshee (01/05/2012) [-]
what about their coming?
User avatar #1180 to #1173 - mrfartypants (01/05/2012) [-]
black wiener in the mouth?
#1149 - malako (01/05/2012) [-]
<-- this guy is ready for the zombie apocalypse.
<-- this guy is ready for the zombie apocalypse.
User avatar #1142 to #1149 - creativemystery (12/03/2012) [-]
Oh Luffy, he doesn't even realize how ****** his crew would be if he got infected.
#831 - goodybasket (01/05/2012) [-]
Wait... Wouldn't plans for a zombie apocalypse be plans for the future?
User avatar #842 to #831 - fuzzyballs (01/05/2012) [-]
assuming the future consists of an actual zombie apocalypse, yeah
#929 to #842 - derpicles (01/05/2012) [-]
all plans for the future tend to rely on the future being a certain way.
#720 - shadowbloodedge (01/05/2012) [-]
I want this in a zombie invasion
#82 - darman (01/04/2012) [-]
I post this one every zombie survival post.
Velociraptors are a more dangerous threat. They are faster, more organized, smarter, devote 75% of their brains to evil, can open doors, and they have infiltrated our society already. To protect their cover they even hacked my computer to say velociraptor is misspelled at all times.
Beware the the velociraptor Apocalypse.
User avatar #92 to #82 - elbrysobrony (01/04/2012) [-]
But they do have major weaknesses.
For one thing, they're cold-blooded. Not just as killers, but also as their actual blood. They can't function in too-cold weather.
As another thing, they can die if you just blow off a limb, because they can bleed to death. Shoot off a leg, and you should be fine
A third weakness they have is their reproduction. Being reptiles, they need to produce eggs, which take a few months to fully hatch. Even then, the offspring take another couple YEARS to fully mature. In that time, it should be easy to kill off offspring that stray too far from their parents.

Zombies? They don't have ANY of those weaknesses. They function perfectly fine in any weather, be it freezing cold, boiling hot, or even underwater. They can't die for good until you destroy their brains, meaning that, even if you just leave the head, they can still infect, and kill, you merely by rolling around. They also reproduce the same way they kill; by biting. With a single bite, a bitten person gets infected with the zombie virus and becomes a zombie.
User avatar #96 to #92 - darman (01/04/2012) [-]
But you forget that Velociraptors are not dependent upon humans for their reproduction unlike zombies. It is very likely that velociraptors would continue to live past humanity, where as zombies, would have no more reproduction. A zombie also has a shorter lifespan(deathspan maybe) because they are continually being decomposed.
Look at this website for your own protection. lifeofhealey.wordpress.com/... (not the best guide but is sufficient to get the point across)
User avatar #98 to #96 - elbrysobrony (01/04/2012) [-]
... What about velociraptor zombies?
User avatar #101 to #98 - darman (01/04/2012) [-]
Velociraptors have evolved so far as to be immune to zombification. Necromancy has also been outlawed in their society except for research purposes.
#151 to #92 - xstonedxwalrusx (01/04/2012) [-]
I beg to differ. Zombies do indeed have many weaknesses. ESPECIALLY weather. Think about it, They're dead. If the weather is freezing cold, they'll freeze, for their blood can no longer produce heat. If it's boling hot, They'll only decompose ten times quicker than before. And if they're underwater, their flesh and skins will begin to break apart from their bodies ((This can even happen when you're alive if you stay in the water long enough- It causes the flesh to become tender and supple so it can break away easier.)) Not only that, but they can only spread the 'virus' so many times before it dies down due to the fact that their cells are no longer reproducing. __
#85 to #82 - kernelchrill (01/04/2012) [-]
If what you say is true I'm getting the 			****		 out of here.
If what you say is true I'm getting the **** out of here.
#88 to #85 - josieabby (01/04/2012) [-]
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