I'm a cucumber. . An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sa
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I'm a cucumber

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC
flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned
to the pilot and asked, Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I' spent my whole life flying planes, first Strawmans, then
the early Grammars... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in W WU, and later in the
Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I' taught more than 260 people to fly
and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
She said, Tm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I
think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It
seems everything makes me think of naked women?
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and
asked: "are you a real pilot?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I' m a lesbian."
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