Ervill ] What To Do If Someone ls Riding Your Ass Anonymous (ll/ ))?)) No/ wrl
I hate it when someone rides my ass while driving, so I have developed the best defense farthest fuckers. I have decided to share it with you my m/ rothers.
I. get the following items from your local Wallmart:
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M“ A water baby (in the girls toy aisle where the Eelis roars) It is a regular looking baby dell with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm water to make the dell all soft and jiggly like a real, baby.
3 jars of strawberry preserves. ( has to be preserves, jams and jellys don' t work as wed}
2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves until it just about to bust and dress the baby with the clothes that came with it.
3. The next time someone rides your ass, threw the baby out of your window ente their windshield. The will see a jiggly baby go flying toward them and then explode into a pile of bright red and chunky gore.
A The driver stops and is traumatized fer life or gets in a wreck and dies.
Eitherway, that bitch is ass.
Anonymous ' 12( Tue) 23: : 24
lol what the fuck
Anonymous (ll/ (/ l Eff u e) 23: 8 STE 987
this is win
Cl Anonymous ( fue) 23:
op is agod I would have afterthought ofthis before.
Anonymous ( T ) 23: 58: 42 974087
next time you do it take a video of it and put it on here and youtube
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