the fresh admins story. hope you guys like it<br /> edit: im glad ou guys seem to like this ! now lets get it to the front page!<br /> edit: top 10  admin compilation MEMES
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#38 - MrWobblez
Reply +53
(03/31/2010) [-]
Now this is a story, all about how,
Pedobear fell for a trap so profound.
I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there.
I'll tell you how pedobear ****** a girl with pubic hair.
In Washington forks, born and raised
Is where this little ******* bitch spent most of her days.
Chilling out maxing relaxing all cool
and staring at this vampire outside the school.
When one little bear, who had no shame.
Looked her dead in the eye and said 'The Game'
#46 to #38 - guywithasock
Reply 0
(03/31/2010) [-]
oh my god thats ******* epic. in the 4th line try changing pubic to pube...matches the rhythm better
#266 to #46 - kungfap
Reply -1
(04/01/2010) [-]
somebody screenshot it........
#47 to #38 - anon
Reply 0
(03/31/2010) [-]
*bows*
#277 to #47 - anon
Reply 0
(04/01/2010) [-]
no one wants a bow from you i'll sick pedobear on you you ever comment again
#278 to #277 - HappyPie
Reply 0
(04/01/2010) [-]
wait that was me that just said no one wants a bow from you, wat just happened i forgot to sign in so it changed my name to Bieber's #1 Fan WTFFTWGTFOSTFUsfnhjdslfbvjl/dfvlmdgjfmd/gj/se'gf just happened?
#54 to #38 - SquidMonsta
Reply +13
(03/31/2010) [-]
Now this is a story, all about how
Squidward was a cashier and now
I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there.
I'll tell you how squidward got ****** like a bear.
In Bikini Bottom, born and raised
On the clarinet is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out maxed and relaxing all cool
Until some retard moved in next to my pool
He was an average guy, up to good
Starting making noises in my neighborhood! So I ****** his ass with a rake and now. I'm a damn cashier, allow me to take a bow.
#55 to #38 - stumphyjr
Reply +13
(03/31/2010) [-]
In the West Neverlands I was born and raised,
On the playground is where I jacked off most of my days,
You know chillin out, checkin out, relaxing all cool,
Touching my balls outside of the school,
When a couple of lollies, who were looking real good,
Didn't read the warning in their neighborhood,
I touched one little girl and her mom got scared,
She said "I'm calling the feds, you sick pedobear!"
#94 to #38 - IPedotheFool
Reply +17
(03/31/2010) [-]
Now this is a story, all about when
how i got into trouble and jail again
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
About how i became a better Pedobear
In city of 4chan, born and raised
the playground is where i spent most of my days
chillin out spying peeping all cool
looking through a window into the school
when a guy named Hansen who was up to no good
#95 to #94 - IPedotheFool
Reply +15
(03/31/2010) [-]
started to mess with my manhood
I raped one little kid and the feds got scared
i got locked up in a jail and escaped plans i prepared
I whistled to my pedohomie and when he came near
i saw a little girl in his van and her face filled with fear
if anything i could say that this was 100% luck
when i opened the door and she asked for a ****
I pulled up to the playground at about 7 or 8
and i yelled to my homie "this was pure fate"
#96 to #95 - IPedotheFool
Reply +17
(03/31/2010) [-]
i looked at the kids, all frolicking in the grass
and i ran in there and raped them in the ass
#255 to #96 - doctorhax
Reply -11
(04/01/2010) [-]
Now this is a story of me on xbox live
i spent my days on it, never had wives.
I played MW2, had stimulus package
used an ACR, my kills were massive!
Played halo 3, mythic map pack
i got pwned and shouted "Hey, You Hack!"
Played Fallout 3 in a world of nukes
got a nice headshot, it werent no fluke!
I played Nazi Zombies, on world at war
please rate this up, cos im a thumbs whore!
#12 - Tydude **User deleted account**
Reply +22
(03/31/2010) [-]
Who else sang this in Will Smith's voice xD?
#21 to #12 - Enygma
Reply 0
(03/31/2010) [-]
i did
#39 to #12 - augydogy
Reply 0
(03/31/2010) [-]
is it possible not to?
#14 to #12 - TheFreshPrince
Reply +2
(03/31/2010) [-]
I did.
#57 - instalation
Reply +18
(03/31/2010) [-]
I HAS A DANCING AOL AVATAR!
#100 to #57 - Dfloyd
Reply +1
(03/31/2010) [-]
i has a eating dog- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
#142 to #57 - IPedotheFool
Reply +1
(03/31/2010) [-]
I HAS A MR. TEDOBEAR AVATAR. I PEDO THE FOOL
#61 to #57 - pinheadify
Reply +3
(03/31/2010) [-]
that is ****** random

hahahaha
#75 to #57 - SuikaSquirrel
Reply +6
(03/31/2010) [-]
I'm listening to Yellow Submarine and it looks like he's dancing to it! :D
#78 to #75 - SHERLOCKHOMEBOY
Reply +5
(03/31/2010) [-]
yellow submarine iz a fukin awsome song **** wat people say
#121 to #75 - TheEpitomeOfEpic
Reply +2
(03/31/2010) [-]
i had to do the same thing after i read this...its hilarious hahha
#102 - IPedotheFool
Reply +14
(03/31/2010) [-]
Now this is a story, all about when
how i got into trouble and jail again
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
About how i became a better Pedobear
In city of 4chan, born and raised
the playground is where i spent most of my days
chillin out spying peeping all cool
looking through a window into the school
when a guy named Hansen who was up to no good
started to mess with my manhood
#103 to #102 - IPedotheFool
Reply +13
(03/31/2010) [-]
I raped one little kid and the feds got scared
i got locked up in a jail and escaped plans i prepared
I whistled to my pedohomie and when he came near
i saw a little girl in his van and her face filled with fear
if anything i could say that this was 100% luck
when i opened the door and she asked for a ****
I pulled up to the playground at about 7 or 8
and i yelled to my homie "this was pure fate"
i looked at the kids, all frolicking in the grass
and i ran in there and raped them in the ass
#105 to #103 - JoeTheRooster
Reply +4
(03/31/2010) [-]
...........peanuts
#143 to #105 - anon
Reply 0
(03/31/2010) [-]
.............testicles. that is all.
#136 to #103 - HoratioC
Reply 0
(03/31/2010) [-]
the win.... it's so... beautiful! :'-D
#138 to #136 - IPedotheFool
Reply +1
(03/31/2010) [-]
wouldnt this be your version?

i guess the win

*puts on sunglasses*
is un Pedo"bearable"
#139 to #138 - HoratioC
Reply 0
(03/31/2010) [-]
indeed that would also be appropriate haha
#109 to #103 - kadabra
Reply 0
(03/31/2010) [-]
hey do you want to beat me in a rap battle again?
#112 to #109 - IPedotheFool
Reply 0
(03/31/2010) [-]
lol not really
#114 to #112 - kadabra
Reply 0
(03/31/2010) [-]
ok fair enough
#44 - MyBadGamertag
Reply +13
(03/31/2010) [-]
I can't believe this ****, which barely rhymes, or keeps the beat to the fresh prince music beat my pic...
#70 - pickletoe
Reply +12
(03/31/2010) [-]
Did anyone else keep singing the song at the ending, thinking it was still part?
#72 to #70 - FJalltheway
Reply 0
(03/31/2010) [-]
Um noo, no i did not
#73 to #72 - FJalltheway
Reply 0
(03/31/2010) [-]
*sarcasm*
#77 to #70 - isoptimus **User deleted account**
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#146 - suprdude
Reply +10
(03/31/2010) [-]
did any one else sing the last part by accident?!?
#53 - TehDogman
Reply -5
(03/31/2010) [-]
this sucked balls the rhythm doesn't even flow smoothly and words don't even make sense like "if anything i could say this cab was **** yea" how does that makes sense?
#58 to #53 - pinheadify
Reply -7
(03/31/2010) [-]
grammar nazi
#59 to #58 - TehDogman
Reply -2
(03/31/2010) [-]
so what does posting Grammar Nazi do and btw your supposed to capitalize Grammar Nazi so that makes you the ********* Grammar Nazi ever.
#60 to #59 - pinheadify
Reply -3
(03/31/2010) [-]
no your the grammar nazi you just told me to capitalize grammar and nazi
#62 to #60 - TehDogman
Reply -2
(03/31/2010) [-]
then wtf does your original post even mean and i was just correcting you cause i thought it would be ironic if you tried to be a Grammar Nazi and failed at it
#63 to #62 - pinheadify
Reply -4
(03/31/2010) [-]
god dammit im just trying to ****** look at funny pics but then your all like "no grammar nazi that " why the **** do give a **** about what you say
#65 to #63 - TehDogman
Reply -2
(03/31/2010) [-]
your the one that replied to my comment just saying Grammar Nazi so all iv'e been asking is why did you post it in the first place? btw nice job thumbing me done douche
#67 to #65 - pinheadify
Reply -4
(03/31/2010) [-]
god dammit shut up
#68 to #67 - TehDogman
Reply -2
(03/31/2010) [-]
so your telling me to shut u when you started talking in the first place by replying with random ****
#69 to #68 - pinheadify
Reply -4
(03/31/2010) [-]
aaaahhhh again
#71 to #69 - TehDogman
Reply -3
(03/31/2010) [-]
why should i even shut up when you started by replying if you didn't want to, and why don't you shut up since your the one that started it?
#84 to #71 - ExclAnon
Reply +2
(03/31/2010) [-]
why is your avatar happy if your all pissed off -.^
#76 to #71 - BlueWaffled
Reply +2
(03/31/2010) [-]
lol i thumb all you down for dumb argument :D
#178 to #71 - ThePihlosopher
Reply 0
(04/01/2010) [-]
Yall Mad lol!
#64 to #53 - lamamama **User deleted account**
Reply +8
(03/31/2010) [-]
u say its bad but ur avaitar aplauds
#45 - zbreezy
Reply +7
(03/31/2010) [-]
who else read this in the tune of the song ?
#48 to #45 - IronDragon
Reply +4
(03/31/2010) [-]
duh
#32 - Deadlock
Reply +6
(03/31/2010) [-]
Now this is a story, all about how Samus' life got screw attacked upside down,
And I'd like to take a mission,
just morph right there,
I'll tell you how Samus became the warrior of a species called Chozo
In west Chozodia adopted and raised
On the battlefield where I spent most of my days
Hunting, not objecting, battles, all cool
While fighting my enemies; man they got schooled!
When a couple of pirates were up in no good
Started making Phazon in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and the Chozo got scared
And said: "Samus. Please. Take this X-Ray vi-ser."


I begged and pleaded with them day after day
But they up'd my Varia Suit and sent me on my way
They gave me their blood and then gave me my ticket.
I put my helmet on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

In my ship, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the bounty hunters live like?
Hmmmmm....this might be alright.

#33 to #32 - Deadlock
Reply +4
(03/31/2010) [-]
Well uh, my ship crashed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
He ask if I had "any objections, lady?"
I said "What's this all about"
Then I sprang to find an upgrade and like lightening disappeared

I whistled for a transport and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this transport was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bounty Lair!'


I pulled up to the pirate base about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to their kingdom
I was finally there,
To kick some butt as the Hunter, oh so fair!
#34 to #33 - teohalgro
Reply -4
(03/31/2010) [-]
C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER
#35 to #34 - Deadlock
Reply +7
(03/31/2010) [-]
little late
#36 to #35 - teohalgro
Reply 0
(03/31/2010) [-]
DAMN.