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Funny Homer Quotes

People can come up with
statistics to prove anything,
14% of people know that.
With , 000
We' d Be Millionaires!
Now Bart, since you broke
Grandpa' s teeth,
He gets to break yours.
When something goes
t, ' it on the guy who
doesn' t speak English.
Aww, 20 dollars.
I wanted a peanut.
Excuse me Doctor,
I think I know a little some-
thing about medicine.
If I Get
Thumbs Up
I' ll Make Another
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#26 - Viruzzz **User deleted account** (03/31/2010) [+] (19 replies)
you people that are at least trying to make FJ funny again, really need to stop saying "if i get <this> many thumbs up ill post another" thats THUMB WHORING. if it's ****** funny it'll get thumbs, but not because you asked for them. so stfu and gtfo
#33 - thanator **User deleted account** (03/31/2010) [+] (1 reply)
hmmmm i dont recognize the last one, it must have been when homer was going through his "thumb whore" phase
User avatar #55 - ginja (03/31/2010) [-]
im pretty sure that last one wasnt homer simpson, i think the original sayer of that quote was the one they call "thumb whore"
User avatar #54 - Krinkle (03/31/2010) [-]
"AWWWWW! I have 3 kids and no money! Why can't I have no kids and 3 money!"
#280 - GingerFury **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #157 - glitchedgamer (03/31/2010) [+] (3 replies)
When you live in MY house, you'll live by MY rules! Now butter your bacon!
User avatar #64 - pedobaresall (03/31/2010) [-]
Marge:You know the E on the typewriter doesnt work
Homer:We dont need no stinkin' E's
Homer:Restaraunt Review by Homer Simpson
Homer: D'oh!
#299 - Jftkproductions (03/31/2010) [+] (3 replies)
have not watched the simpsons in forever
User avatar #148 - VideoGamer (03/31/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I don't remember the episode where he says the last quote, which one is that?
User avatar #149 to #148 - CupOfCommunisum (03/31/2010) [-]
The thumb whore episode
User avatar #40 - PteParts (03/31/2010) [-]
This reminded me of how awesome The Simpsons is. I needa make more time to watch.
User avatar #50 - chewballbunny (03/31/2010) [-]
My favourite! -

Homer - "No beer and no T.V make Homer something something.."
Marge - "Go crazy?"
Homer - "Don't mind if I do! WOOP WOO WOOP!!"
User avatar #1 - joshuarivera (03/31/2010) [+] (5 replies)
People ask for 15 or maybe 50. Asking for 300 is getting greedy.
#186 - MrKanye **User deleted account** (03/31/2010) [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #189 to #186 - airguitar (03/31/2010) [-]
It's ok, and i'll let you finish kanye. But homer simpson is one of the greatest cartoons of the year - just sayin
User avatar #167 - damoirons (03/31/2010) [-]
wait a minute... homer never said that last one.. YOU LIE!!!
#108 - Starklight (03/31/2010) [-]
"Press any key to start...where's the any key?!"
#84 - amimuh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #69 - Dfloyd (03/31/2010) [-]
keep the thumbs up at 299 xD
User avatar #48 - DirtyShizno (03/31/2010) [-]
One of my favs: No bees? Now whos gonna sting me and walk all over my sandwhiches?
User avatar #45 - Keithazoid (03/31/2010) [-]
I totally read all these in Homers voice
User avatar #35 - dtowngangsta (03/31/2010) [+] (1 reply)
did any1 else read this in his voice? lol
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