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Melvin's pickup lines

 
Melvin's pickup lines. Melvin, smoother than the lint free cloth he uses to clean his glasses. ~OC by Ventriloquist Part 2: /funny_pictures/3118021/Melvin+s+pic

******* Melvin, smoother than the lint free cloth he uses to clean his glasses.
~OC by Ventriloquist

Part 2: /funny_pictures/3118021/Melvin+s+pick+up+lines+2

If you externalize my hard drive...
PROMISE I' LL NEVER so
r FLOPPY!
Hey Sugar
I don’! have any Misses
BUT I STILL BROUGHT THE
You should Noun
CAUSE you DON' T WANT MY
POPUP BLOCKED!
CAUSE I WANT MY WORM
COMING IN To YOUR BACK
noon!
Hey Pumpkin
I know that you use Google...
CAUSE I' M FEELING LUCKY!
Do you need help with a
Correna...
CAUSE I' D LOVE To SEED YOU!
mun... why? geef
CAUSE WHEN Vou WERE
CHANGING I SAW YOU IN THE
WINDOWS!
...
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