Melvin's pickup lines. Melvin, smoother than the lint free cloth he uses to clean his glasses. ~OC by Ventriloquist Part 2: /funny_pictures/3118021/Melvin+s+pic melvin nerd pick up pickup lines girls god ventriloquis
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Melvin's pickup lines. Melvin, smoother than the lint free cloth he uses to clean his glasses. ~OC by Ventriloquist Part 2: /funny_pictures/3118021/Melvin+s+pic

******* Melvin, smoother than the lint free cloth he uses to clean his glasses.
~OC by Ventriloquist

Part 2: /funny_pictures/3118021/Melvin+s+pick+up+lines+2

If you externalize my hard drive...
PROMISE I' LL NEVER so
r FLOPPY!
Hey Sugar
I don’! have any Misses
BUT I STILL BROUGHT THE
You should Noun
CAUSE you DON' T WANT MY
POPUP BLOCKED!
CAUSE I WANT MY WORM
COMING IN To YOUR BACK
noon!
Hey Pumpkin
I know that you use Google...
CAUSE I' M FEELING LUCKY!
Do you need help with a
Correna...
CAUSE I' D LOVE To SEED YOU!
mun... why? geef
CAUSE WHEN Vou WERE
CHANGING I SAW YOU IN THE
WINDOWS!
...
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User avatar #15 - JackieSparrow
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I lost it at 'Hey Turnip'
#1 - jellytime
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#21 to #1 - oomiros
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swag
swag
#77 to #21 - alihilalk
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#16 to #1 - nimberoxfeii
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#150 - grenbowe
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#115 - digivolve
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"Hey honey?"   
"Yeah?"   
"You should uninstall Norton."
"Hey honey?"
"Yeah?"
"You should uninstall Norton."

#119 to #115 - junkboy
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#75 - alihilalk
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the Melvin I grew up with...
#78 to #75 - ventriloquist [OP]
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Attack of the talking toilets *************
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH
#109 - iantheoreo
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"Hey turnip"
#147 - mrjingles
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#184 to #178 - piepiebaby
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**** you im
#185 to #184 - tehtrollface
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#186 to #185 - piepiebaby
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you want to fight
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#193 to #192 - piepiebaby
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ponies attack
#161 to #154 - itakeurramen
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I ******* miss spiderman threads.
#43 - jaxonnn
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#64 to #43 - anon id: 59644ebd
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Beet me to it.
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User avatar #116 to #97 - vampthefurry
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source plz
User avatar #142 to #116 - lordmuffin
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Dunno their name :P
#136 to #116 - spiderfart
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User avatar #137 to #136 - vampthefurry
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I meant for the artist who drew the picture.
User avatar #138 to #137 - spiderfart
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Ahh. That, I don't know.
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#96 - deathkilledme
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Why don't you come back to my place, so you can study the exponetial growth of my natural log.
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