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Melvin's pickup lines

******* Melvin, smoother than the lint free cloth he uses to clean his glasses.
~OC by Ventriloquist

Part 2: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3118021/Melvin+s+pick+up+lines+2

If you externalize my hard drive...
PROMISE I' LL NEVER so
r FLOPPY!
Hey Sugar
I don’! have any Misses
BUT I STILL BROUGHT THE
You should Noun
CAUSE you DON' T WANT MY
POPUP BLOCKED!
CAUSE I WANT MY WORM
COMING IN To YOUR BACK
noon!
Hey Pumpkin
I know that you use Google...
CAUSE I' M FEELING LUCKY!
Do you need help with a
Correna...
CAUSE I' D LOVE To SEED YOU!
mun... why? geef
CAUSE WHEN Vou WERE
CHANGING I SAW YOU IN THE
WINDOWS!
...
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User avatar #15 - JackieSparrow (01/01/2012) [-]
I lost it at 'Hey Turnip'
#1 - jellytime (01/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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#115 - digivolve (01/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"Hey honey?"   
"Yeah?"   
"You should uninstall Norton."
"Hey honey?"
"Yeah?"
"You should uninstall Norton."

#75 - alihilalk (01/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
the Melvin I grew up with...
#109 - iantheoreo (01/02/2012) [-]
"Hey turnip"
#147 - mrjingles (01/02/2012) [+] (21 replies)
#43 - jaxonnn (01/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#97 - lordmuffin (01/02/2012) [+] (6 replies)
#96 - deathkilledme ONLINE (01/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why don't you come back to my place, so you can study the exponetial growth of my natural log.
#20 - aTastyCooky (01/01/2012) [-]
.... son?
#165 - kikichu (01/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this is how you do it.
this is how you do it.
#133 - indigoflows (01/02/2012) [-]
dat neck
#98 - thebub (01/02/2012) [-]
Hey turnip?
#94 - flamingpinkbunnies (01/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Hey Turnip.
#26 - flyinglemur (01/01/2012) [-]
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