Clients From Hell. I thought these were pretty funny, so I made a comp of it. These people are either dumbasses or assholes. Usually both. If this does decently asshats
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Clients From Hell

Clients From Hell. I thought these were pretty funny, so I made a comp of it. These people are either dumbasses or assholes. Usually both. If this does decently

I thought these were pretty funny, so I made a comp of it. These people are either dumbasses or assholes. Usually both. If this does decently I'll do more. Of course, credit to

Part 2

Tags: asshats
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CLIENT as (has the mam ofyour brown?
was am sorry?
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was Wyatt buy that shoe, yes, t w/ l banal shade at prawn
CLIENT Yuuta sure?
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was as there a reason?
cum l] want ta pay
was Well, you have ta pay tar my work, even ah/ nu dam use t yau agreed ta a
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was Ill be fumed ta get my ararraa/ ed
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was Roughly the same wane as my wasad fee
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CLIENT as t mad an Alaska?
was Yes, yau should twang warm clothes
CLIENT a should twang a sweater?
was Mam, you are gang dug sledding an a gaucher
was Maybe even twang ma sweaters
CLIENT vasta
was Banyan asked tum?
Client: But a want vasta haw
was am sorry sap but you sawed wetard 7 t says mm here an bold letters that there
as ran return an software
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was Again, / sorry- but as an bold letters foryou ta pay attentoin ta t
Client: Maybe mu should pay attendant
The chem than grabbed wetard tram my hands and ran out at the stare
Three minutes later, he came back an science
Client a am the CD
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mute photoshopped
was Photoshopped? Ham
CLIENT She shouldnt be at the front, t mute wrong
was want understand Dues the seem wrung?
CLIENT No She should sampai be at the pack
CLIENT athankyou panter' s broken, t has only been spatting out blank pages all day
was: t says ts out at tuner
CLIENT Hold an, let me shaw you See? Blank page
ME: Have you realied the tuner recently?
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CLIENT Cam t be a problem wth mar network?
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was Excuse me?
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was. OK, where would you lee them Instead?
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ME Van dont want these two trees to bean a Vane?
Raght Dont put them an a We
was Should a put them an a carcas Instead?
CLIENT Yeal That would be much mama
CLIENT Du you do lemonade?
was Du we m lemonade?
CLIENT Yes, a was told you do that here
was am sorry, (has as a magmas and pram shop
CLIENT a know that am hat an maul
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CLIENT wk Wyatt cant papers tar hethen Ill go somewhere easel
was Du you mean
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was whats wrong wth t?
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was Cara you haw you am lee-
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was Alight, a want you ta go ahead and drag that nae ta your desktop?
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was You might want ta precautions wth your password Maybe guard
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was Ta, well, tar starters, your password as an your as really
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was (has happens wrte your password an the
username paw
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was Sure, you can withdraw ane accaunt and transfer t ta answer
CLIENT Nu, a want ta withdraw my accaunt so a can spend
was Sr, your / l cash ‘
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was at uses Gamma Adsense- whats disturbing about
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was Sr, Google uses your search must ads ta youd
CLIENT That' s same sack way ta wark [r
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User avatar #1 - notabtard (01/01/2012) [-]
I'm a tailor, and I have the bitchiest customers ever. Take this one example:

Customer: I just want my dress to be cool.
Me: Do you not like the color?
Customer: The color's fine, just make it look cooler.
Me: Do you not like the shape?
Customer: The shape's fine, just make the whole thing, you know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% Cooler.
#61 to #1 - Rascal (01/01/2012) [-]
Pouce vert for you my friend !
User avatar #78 to #61 - notabtard (01/01/2012) [-]
Merci beaucoup, mon ami.
#15 to #1 - trandhal (01/01/2012) [-]
Oh you clever bastard!
#5 to #1 - projectghost (01/01/2012) [-]
what you did there... i see it
what you did there... i see it
#10 - apronboobsface (01/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #27 to #10 - LemonNADE (01/01/2012) [-]
#60 - zers (01/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #16 - fuckingchampion (01/01/2012) [-]
Norway-Richard Simmons here, I go to a IT-school, and sometimes we get request's to go home to people and fix their computer.
Me and one of my friend's once went to an old lady (we had been there once before) to fix a problem. When we got there, she told us that letters on the screen was way to small for her to read. She had presses "CTRL" and scrolled down... We fixed it, and used 5 minutes on telling her over and over again what we had done, she didn't understand **** .
After that she offered us soda and cake, so we sat there for 50 minutes drinking soda, eating cake as she told us about her experiences in WW2, **** was so cash.
I love that old lady.
#33 - mazyr (01/01/2012) [-]
I didn't want XP, I wanted Vista

I wanted Vista

Wanted Vista
User avatar #48 to #33 - iantheoreo (01/01/2012) [-]
XP is a lot better for tackling big tasks.
Vista for me is just easier and cleaner to use.
I hate how they need your permission for everything you do :\
#72 to #48 - Rascal (01/01/2012) [-]
If you like Vista, you may as well upgrade to Win7. It's faster, both in boot time and general use, and fixes certain inconveniences about Vista, like UAC
#39 to #33 - Rascal (01/01/2012) [-]
What's so bad about vista?
User avatar #40 to #39 - TrickyTehDj (01/01/2012) [-]
Forgot to log in.
#41 to #40 - mazyr (01/01/2012) [-]
everyone knows:
MS DOS > XP > 7

But seriously, Vista sucks ass
User avatar #42 to #41 - TrickyTehDj (01/01/2012) [-]
I use vista... I have had this computer for about 7 years... I have never had a different computer. I.. dont really think it's THAT bad....
User avatar #52 to #42 - AmpEnergy (01/01/2012) [-]
Vista has only been in circulation since 2007
User avatar #53 to #52 - TrickyTehDj (01/01/2012) [-]
What? Really?
User avatar #57 to #53 - AmpEnergy (01/01/2012) [-]
Yep, it was released at the end of January in '07. You sure it's Vista and not XP that you've got?
User avatar #59 to #57 - TrickyTehDj (01/01/2012) [-]
I dunno... I use windows vista now..... But I have an Acer laptop.
#58 - notsofunnycomedy (01/01/2012) [-]
what if some of the people aren't stupid, but instead they were masters of the art of trolling
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User avatar #21 - stukka (01/01/2012) [-]
> Customer phones work.
> I look up his details from a reference number.
> I say "Is that Mr Cockburn?"
> He says "It's Coburn you idiot" (that's apparently how it's pronounced).
> I say "Sorry Sir, but I've got Cockburn here."
> Everyone else in the office looks round at me, having only heard my side of the conversation.
#14 - parcorninja (01/01/2012) [-]
I feel ya bro, I work in a pizzeria

Actual conversation
Me: How was your food ma'am?
Her: It was absolutely terrible! I would like a refund
Me: Well I apologize for the pizza, I can give a refund but I'll be needing 75% of the pizza to make a refund
Her: But...but we already ate it....
Me: Well then I can't give you a refund, Goodbye and don't let the door hit you on the way out
Her: I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER NOW!!! (as loud as she ******* could)
Me: Bitch I am the manager
#11 - bloodseel (01/01/2012) [-]
MFW rotating circle 45 degrees
#31 - xibochx (01/01/2012) [-]
OP sure has a lot of jobs!
#4 - ahappymango (01/01/2012) [-]
this is good OP. i like this. you have my permission to continue this series.
#9 - Hreidmar (01/01/2012) [-]
Well, this started off the New Year on the right foot. Well done, OP, have a mildly amusing gif as a token of my appreciation.
Well, this started off the New Year on the right foot. Well done, OP, have a mildly amusing gif as a token of my appreciation.
#19 - sosetila (01/01/2012) [-]
First day working at restaurant, it was pretty big so I was a waiter-helper.
Lady:Hey, bring us some water and some ice.
Me:I'm sorry, I'm not a waiter, I will tell your water what you need.
Lady:We want 4 pieces of ice.(turns around to talk to someone)5 pieces!
Me:(going to get the ice, after trying to figure out where to get it, I got them the ice)
Here is the ice!
Lady: Now we want another 2 glasses of water.
User avatar #2 - aznsinmaster (01/01/2012) [-]
lol these are funny, make more comps if you can
User avatar #3 to #2 - scroogeymcduck (01/01/2012) [-]
will do. :D
User avatar #8 to #2 - qpdbqp (01/01/2012) [-]
What is your profile pic.. Wait I don't even want to know...
User avatar #47 to #8 - jannikch (01/01/2012) [-]
ILL TELL YOU!!!! :D its a man belly ******* himself whit his stomach fat :3
#13 - blizzeh ONLINE (01/01/2012) [-]
This is some of the best content I've seen in a while. Thank you for brightening my day even further
#76 - sirpancholot (01/01/2012) [-]
********** me for a second...
#6 - mrdanedude (01/01/2012) [-]
#67 - starlingnox (01/01/2012) [-]
i've seen something like the last one before. some chick on deviantart posted a screenshot of a dA page that had a porn ad on it, and she was ranting about how sick/disgusting it was that dA would 'resort to using ads like that for money', and then someone told her the ads you see are based on your google searches.. XD
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