Stressful. . I' dumped out of pleine flue gone through drown proofing and I' ridden in the heck of en Gotten my nee handed to no in e fight Coulee more etrade t
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Stressful

I' dumped out of pleine
flue gone through drown proofing
and I' ridden in the heck of en
Gotten my nee handed to no in e
fight
Coulee more etrade then anything
I‘ done no for in my life.
NOTHING TO
no HERE
tyi,
Yet: making eye contect with e cute
girl on the trein?
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#31 - svedsven (12/31/2011) [-]
Bro just tell her whats in those first four panels and you'll get laid within the hour.
User avatar #214 to #31 - asmodeu (12/31/2011) [-]
" Hi. The name's Derp and I got beaten some time ago. Want my dick ? "
#186 to #31 - georgqq (12/31/2011) [-]
tbh , most girls will think he's a nerd, but i think that chances are 90/140 that something new will happen in that girls uterus
tbh , most girls will think he's a nerd, but i think that chances are 90/140 that something new will happen in that girls uterus
User avatar #229 to #186 - iamnebula (12/31/2011) [-]
They won't if he uses it as part as a conversation topic.
Example:
You ever gone skydiving?
Oh no...im too scared
Well you shouldnt be! Ive done it loads of times, maybe i could take you some time
That sounds great! Here's my number
????
Profit
User avatar #233 to #229 - asmodeu (12/31/2011) [-]
Example 2:
You ever drowned yourself ?
Oh no... im too scared
Well you shouldnt be! Ive done it loads of times, maybe i could drown you some time
*Bitchslap* **** off, creep.
Get in the van bitch, or I'll shoot your head off.
Open the door !
Get on the floor !

*bang*

necrogusta.jpg
User avatar #252 - swissdude (12/31/2011) [-]
I don't always make random eye contact with women


But when I do, I follow them home and drink their bathwater.
#190 - sebble (12/31/2011) [-]
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#212 to #190 - skuser (12/31/2011) [-]
<---------- OP
#148 - nocturnoser (12/31/2011) [-]
&lt;--- OP most recent picture in the airfield.
<--- OP most recent picture in the airfield.
User avatar #256 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (12/31/2011) [-]
if you tell that chick the stuff you did the first four panels you're gonna get laid that same night
#258 - dirtyharold (12/31/2011) [-]
well the first stuff was pretty cool. and were you in the navy or marines?
well the first stuff was pretty cool. and were you in the navy or marines?
#274 to #258 - superjezuz (12/31/2011) [-]
im pretty sure he was in the airforce
#238 - fermick (12/31/2011) [-]
**fermick rolled a random image posted in comment #1258454 at FJ Pony Thread ** MFW I speak to womens
#191 - psychow (12/31/2011) [-]
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#4 - anon (12/30/2011) [-]
Because you are the 1% of people who used a real F-15 instead of a quantas plane, you get a thumb
#5 to #4 - killyojoy (12/30/2011) [-]
I really doubt this man has down just about any of those things.
#7 to #5 - prejudicedequally (12/30/2011) [-]
Meh, if he has done them then fantastic, good for him.
If he hasn't then he's lying about being in the army (correct me if I'm wrong, I'm unfamiliar with the American armed forces) in order to get approval on the internet. If the latter is the case then I wish him every happiness :P
#268 - sierramistfourteen (12/31/2011) [-]
just smile and hope for the best
just smile and hope for the best
#261 - glubgluby (12/31/2011) [-]
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User avatar #199 - tikledpikle (12/31/2011) [-]
i've been to afghanistan, i've been shot at, morterd, witnessed people die, and yet, trying to deal with women is still the hardest thing i've ever had to do. at least the military has manuals with pictures.
User avatar #240 to #199 - archosaurusrev (12/31/2011) [-]
I don't really believe someone who can't spell mortared is/has been a Marine.
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User avatar #250 to #248 - archosaurusrev (12/31/2011) [-]
You'd think they'd give you a test on basic things.

And anyone can say anything with no proof and just so you know, I'm an E6 in the US Army and have served a 2 year deployment.

Now, anyone can say that and you don't have to believe me but must pay respect because I imply I have done that.














Now, I'm not really an E6, just retards will think I'm serious.

User avatar #291 to #250 - tikledpikle (12/31/2011) [-]
It's obvious you have never served. Just because i'm not the best speller in the world, doesn't mean i didn't serve in the Marines. Also, the only way you would serve a two year deployment, is if you were stationed in a friendly country, like Germany or Japan. I've never met anyone that's done more than year in a combat zone. That's more of a special forces or marine recon type deal. If you've ever met a marine, a typical combat marine, you know that the majority of us aren't the brightest. So i misspelled a word, that doesn't matter to the enemy. Seriously, calm down before you hurt yourself.
#201 to #199 - anon (12/31/2011) [-]
What branch are you in?
User avatar #206 to #201 - tikledpikle (12/31/2011) [-]
i was in the Marines. Did my four years and got out Honorably. I've been out for a year now.
User avatar #219 to #206 - tigeruppercut (12/31/2011) [-]
Nice, you have my complete respect :)
#251 to #199 - anon (12/31/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Dont Read. ** Don't listen to what these Richard Simmonsgots say, you are the one protecting their sorry asses while they bitch on the internet.
User avatar #293 to #251 - tikledpikle (12/31/2011) [-]
They don't bother me much anymore. I've learned to just smile and shake my head. woo sah
#221 to #199 - thecianmeister (12/31/2011) [-]
Pose as marine on online forum, hoard thumbs
User avatar #292 to #221 - tikledpikle (12/31/2011) [-]
what have you done in life?
User avatar #296 to #292 - thecianmeister (01/01/2012) [-]
Do you want me to list all of the things I have done in my life? So you can no doubt compare the things I have accomplished to that of a generic member of the armed forces?
#71 - deathera (12/31/2011) [-]
&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; well, this is depressing...
<<<< well, this is depressing...
#227 - anon (12/31/2011) [-]
#222 - thecianmeister (12/31/2011) [-]
Prepare for the butthurt soldier comments
#223 - bagofshenanigans (12/31/2011) [-]
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