Stressful. .. Bro just tell her whats in those first four panels and you'll get laid within the hour. Stressful Bro just tell her whats in those first four panels and you'll get laid within the hour
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#31 - svedsven
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(12/31/2011) [-]
Bro just tell her whats in those first four panels and you'll get laid within the hour.
#214 to #31 - asmodeu
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(12/31/2011) [-]
" Hi. The name's Derp and I got beaten some time ago. Want my dick ? "
#186 to #31 - georgqq
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(12/31/2011) [-]
tbh , most girls will think he's a nerd, but i think that chances are 90/140 that something new will happen in that girls uterus
tbh , most girls will think he's a nerd, but i think that chances are 90/140 that something new will happen in that girls uterus
#229 to #186 - iamnebula
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(12/31/2011) [-]
They won't if he uses it as part as a conversation topic.
Example:
You ever gone skydiving?
Oh no...im too scared
Well you shouldnt be! Ive done it loads of times, maybe i could take you some time
That sounds great! Here's my number
????
Profit
#233 to #229 - asmodeu
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(12/31/2011) [-]
Example 2:
You ever drowned yourself ?
Oh no... im too scared
Well you shouldnt be! Ive done it loads of times, maybe i could drown you some time
*Bitchslap* **** off, creep.
Get in the van bitch, or I'll shoot your head off.
Open the door !
Get on the floor !

*bang*

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#234 to #233 - iamnebula
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(12/31/2011) [-]
#283 to #233 - TheCerealGuy
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(12/31/2011) [-]
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#94 - nuggetry
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(12/31/2011) [-]
#148 - nocturnoser
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(12/31/2011) [-]
<--- OP most recent picture in the airfield.
<--- OP most recent picture in the airfield.
#252 - swissdude
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(12/31/2011) [-]
I don't always make random eye contact with women


But when I do, I follow them home and drink their bathwater.
#130 - uifilms
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(12/31/2011) [-]
I get the ladys with my nerd swag
#166 to #130 - kozmikhail
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#187 to #130 - lordmuffin
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#131 to #130 - uifilms
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(12/31/2011) [-]
Oh yeah
#156 to #131 - rubegoldtoof
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#132 to #130 - drunkturtle
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#256 - aaadddmmmiiinnn
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(12/31/2011) [-]
if you tell that chick the stuff you did the first four panels you're gonna get laid that same night
#199 - tikledpikle
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(12/31/2011) [-]
i've been to afghanistan, i've been shot at, morterd, witnessed people die, and yet, trying to deal with women is still the hardest thing i've ever had to do. at least the military has manuals with pictures.
#240 to #199 - archosaurusrev
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(12/31/2011) [-]
I don't really believe someone who can't spell mortared is/has been a Marine.
#248 to #240 - bardok **User deleted account**
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#250 to #248 - archosaurusrev
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(12/31/2011) [-]
You'd think they'd give you a test on basic things.

And anyone can say anything with no proof and just so you know, I'm an E6 in the US Army and have served a 2 year deployment.

Now, anyone can say that and you don't have to believe me but must pay respect because I imply I have done that.














Now, I'm not really an E6, just retards will think I'm serious.

#291 to #250 - tikledpikle
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(12/31/2011) [-]
It's obvious you have never served. Just because i'm not the best speller in the world, doesn't mean i didn't serve in the Marines. Also, the only way you would serve a two year deployment, is if you were stationed in a friendly country, like Germany or Japan. I've never met anyone that's done more than year in a combat zone. That's more of a special forces or marine recon type deal. If you've ever met a marine, a typical combat marine, you know that the majority of us aren't the brightest. So i misspelled a word, that doesn't matter to the enemy. Seriously, calm down before you hurt yourself.
#201 to #199 - anon
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(12/31/2011) [-]
What branch are you in?
#206 to #201 - tikledpikle
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(12/31/2011) [-]
i was in the Marines. Did my four years and got out Honorably. I've been out for a year now.
#219 to #206 - tigeruppercut
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(12/31/2011) [-]
Nice, you have my complete respect :)
#251 to #199 - anon
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(12/31/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Dont Read. ** Don't listen to what these Richard Simmonsgots say, you are the one protecting their sorry asses while they bitch on the internet.
#293 to #251 - tikledpikle
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(12/31/2011) [-]
They don't bother me much anymore. I've learned to just smile and shake my head. woo sah
#221 to #199 - thecianmeister
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(12/31/2011) [-]
Pose as marine on online forum, hoard thumbs
#292 to #221 - tikledpikle
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(12/31/2011) [-]
what have you done in life?
#296 to #292 - thecianmeister
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(01/01/2012) [-]
Do you want me to list all of the things I have done in my life? So you can no doubt compare the things I have accomplished to that of a generic member of the armed forces?
#9 - grabber
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#11 to #10 - whiiterussian
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(12/31/2011) [-]
Shut the **** up.
Shut the **** up.
#16 to #11 - nimberoxfeii
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(12/31/2011) [-]
his face when he reads your comment:
"Its okay kitty they didn't mean that we can go post somewhere else right?"
#27 to #16 - grizzlyboor **User deleted account**
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#40 to #16 - xcookx
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(12/31/2011) [-]
why, man?
why, man?
#41 to #10 - iizossim
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(12/31/2011) [-]
and you just decided to post it?
you're very smart
#46 to #10 - fuzzy
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(12/31/2011) [-]
you could have deleted it instead of getting 50 red thumbs.
#100 - kevinobody
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(12/31/2011) [-]
#77 - renaryuugu
Reply +17
(12/31/2011) [-]
im just gonna leave these fry here.... nobody eat them
#165 to #77 - ihasapie
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(12/31/2011) [-]
this doesn't totally look exactly like something from a recently posted 4chan thread...
#121 to #77 - ozzuguru
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(12/31/2011) [-]
im just gonna leave these fry here copy off of 4chan
#122 to #121 - renaryuugu
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(12/31/2011) [-]
um no didnt, i dont even watch the 4chan ****. so just leave meh be.... and if your the one who ate meh frys go kill yourself
#124 to #122 - ozzuguru
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(12/31/2011) [-]
1) Don't worry bro i wouldn't eat your fries

B) I'm sorry I thought you were just copying off of one of these
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#79 to #77 - WheresMyBike
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(12/31/2011) [-]
THEY'RE SO IRRESTISTABLE
#84 to #79 - renaryuugu
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(12/31/2011) [-]
you ate my frys... FUUUUUUUUUU-
#85 to #77 - deadinferno
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(12/31/2011) [-]
uhh......I can explain.
#88 to #85 - durkadurka
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(12/31/2011) [-]
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#87 to #85 - renaryuugu
Reply +14
(12/31/2011) [-]
at least i still have my root beer.. wait i need to go to the bathroom everyone make sure NOBODY DRINKS MY POP OR SPILL IT
#90 to #87 - teddybearmayhem
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(12/31/2011) [-]
I found it like this........
#89 to #87 - deadinferno
Reply +4
(12/31/2011) [-]
awwwww ****!
#92 to #89 - renaryuugu
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(12/31/2011) [-]
WHAT DID YOU DO! YOU DRANK MY DAMN ROOTBEER
#96 to #92 - deadinferno
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(12/31/2011) [-]
NO, I'm sorry I drank it.....wait.....what are you doing......ARRGGGGGHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
#133 to #96 - sedativechunk
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(12/31/2011) [-]
WHY'S THAT BITCH NOT IN THE KITCHEN?!
WHY'S THAT BITCH NOT IN THE KITCHEN?!
#95 to #92 - deathera
Reply +1
(12/31/2011) [-]
Here, Try some of this...
#120 to #85 - npfortytwo
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(12/31/2011) [-]
You ate all my fries.