guys should get this. . Waking up is the secant hardest thing in the morning.. pissing with a boner is 3rd
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User avatar #2 - xxcxpxx (12/29/2011) [-]
pissing with a boner is 3rd
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User avatar #156 to #2 - wacht (12/30/2011) [-]
I can't be the only one who takes a shower in the morning and just piss in the shower am I?
User avatar #79 to #2 - georgqq (12/30/2011) [-]
if you have a girlfriend then these are quite hard in the morning:
not to fart when she's still sleeping;
get that hand loose;

User avatar #72 to #2 - huskycreeper (12/30/2011) [-]
AM I THE ONLY ******* GUY THAT JUST POINT HIS BONER DOWN AT THE TOILET BOWL?!?!? im obviously not getting the joke >.<
#81 to #72 - vaskaduzea (12/30/2011) [-]
i just bend over and put my hand on the wall behind the toilet
User avatar #82 to #81 - huskycreeper (12/30/2011) [-]
Okay my PENIS doesnt curve unlike (of what it seems) many other men but its not that hard to just put your hand on top of your dick and push down.
#84 to #82 - vaskaduzea (12/30/2011) [-]
my doesn't cure its straight as a needle but when i push it down it hurts so i just lean myself like michael jackson and balance with my hand on the wall
User avatar #85 to #84 - huskycreeper (12/30/2011) [-]
why does it hurt? its like what, a 15 degree angle downwards? you can just pee barely in the bowl
#87 to #85 - vaskaduzea (12/30/2011) [-]
not if you are tall :) and its squeezes my balls which hurts
User avatar #117 to #72 - hollyfries (12/30/2011) [-]
I get the triple-shot everytime I do this...ffffuuuu-
#77 - kismonos (12/30/2011) [-]
i dont know what you are talking about.
i dont know what you are talking about.
User avatar #86 to #77 - ascian (12/30/2011) [-]
Morning Wood.
User avatar #108 to #91 - pizzapastasaurous (12/30/2011) [-]
> You obvious, thank captain.
User avatar #189 to #91 - ascian (12/30/2011) [-]
Well obviously, it's not my fault the OP doesn't get it.
#182 - thelukeofhazzard (12/30/2011) [-]
Nice, definitely front page material.  Original work, I also liked the delivery too.
Nice, definitely front page material. Original work, I also liked the delivery too.
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#7 - zebrasofdeath (12/30/2011) [-]
It makes it so damn hard to piss
User avatar #36 to #7 - creamybabyoil (12/30/2011) [-]
I always aim upward into the air so my urine goes up and then down into the toilet.
#8 to #7 - bronzguitarist ONLINE (12/30/2011) [-]
Bitch please
#26 to #8 - superdon (12/30/2011) [-]
top left is how i pee in the morning.
#143 to #26 - junter (12/30/2011) [-]
I do the bottom left. Superman that **** .
User avatar #14 to #8 - tehmanmilk (12/30/2011) [-]
are you god?
User avatar #41 to #8 - sophieleigh (12/30/2011) [-]
i lol'ed
#144 - xxchucklesxx (12/30/2011) [-]
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#69 to #3 - zelyx (12/30/2011) [-]
Morning Bread is still english though? Unless I missed something I believe it is called "morgenbrød" in norwegian..
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+2
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#48 - kingkiddo (12/30/2011) [-]
I'm asian and what is this?
#163 - jellybeansbounce (12/30/2011) [-]
OH-HO! is funny because PENIS is also hard in morning!
#168 to #166 - derppopotamus (12/30/2011) [-]
jokeception sorry im retarded
#177 to #168 - John Cena (12/30/2011) [-]
#16 - PickleTickle (12/30/2011) [-]
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#46 - windmaster (12/30/2011) [-]
whats harder is getting rid of it
#146 - Whodis (12/30/2011) [-]
Worst part is when I have to pee.
#66 - John Cena (12/30/2011) [-]
for everyone who doesn't get it, Guys wake up with a boner and it's a bitch if your parents wake you up
#151 - jordoguy (12/30/2011) [-]
Resisting the urge is
Resisting the urge is
User avatar #149 - ningyoaijin (12/30/2011) [-]
If men get morning wood, do women get morning dew?

philosoraptor.jpg
User avatar #152 to #149 - dealwithitfagg (12/30/2011) [-]
Nope :]
User avatar #164 to #152 - Fluorum (12/30/2011) [-]
what do women get then?
User avatar #169 to #164 - dealwithitfagg (12/30/2011) [-]
Nothing..

Unless.. you had a wet dream hahá
#116 - John Cena (12/30/2011) [-]
I bet OP did this just so he could find female FJ's


and it worked
#120 to #116 - kakiiibird (12/30/2011) [-]
I find it "odd" that the majority of female users have pictures of themselves, whereas guys usually have a picture of something funny/unrelated to them
User avatar #127 to #120 - xxcutieexx (12/30/2011) [-]
your point...?
#136 to #127 - krazykarl (12/30/2011) [-]
Girls are vain whores
#89 - isradam ONLINE (12/30/2011) [-]
I can hardly sleep, my wall keeps talking to me.
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