Morbid Poem. My take on the popular morbid joke Please thumb if you thought it was funny.. the batmann Wee WWI. at the night hristu' suddeny, r a foreign name B morbid channel poem fap fapping
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Morbid Poem

Morbid Poem. My take on the popular morbid joke Please thumb if you thought it was funny.. the batmann Wee WWI. at the night hristu' suddeny, r a foreign name B

My take on the popular morbid joke

Please thumb if you thought it was funny.

the batmann
Wee WWI. at the night
hristu' suddeny, r a foreign name
But quicker i r membered
l thought I shat my breeches What the ) teaches
Hurriedly I unzipped my pants And tapped towards the darkness
As my teenie weenie grew
E he hanger fen scared
The tap gave me power
But what emerged from the darkness
tii)
Fitted my seat with dread
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Submitted: 12/29/2011
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User avatar #27 - codyxvasco (12/30/2011) [-]
Then suddenly a foreign noise....


Hola...
#29 to #27 - pedrobeard (12/30/2011) [-]
bonjour! I am foreign exchange student from paris , ! HA-HA
#39 - SwiftNinja ONLINE (12/30/2011) [-]
< The dad
+25
#83 - silentmaximko **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#96 to #83 - jedic (12/30/2011) [-]
Non-ryhming poems you say?

What kind of world lies outside of the well?
Is it something that is worth struggling for?

What kind of world lies outside of the well?
Is it something so attractive enough to fall and try over and over again?

What kind of world lies outside of the well?
Let's enjoy taking the pains of finding that out.

If I reach the world that yearn for, it must be a spectacular world.
Even if that world was another pit inside a well.

The key to the new world is the resolve to get out of the well.
Being able to get out or not,
A new world awaits...
User avatar #84 to #83 - urbanknight (12/30/2011) [-]
gee, i wonder why?
#86 to #84 - anon (12/30/2011) [-]
Perhaps it was OP, for he is far too sly.
User avatar #87 to #86 - grandmapz (12/30/2011) [-]
I find it quite bizarre
User avatar #93 to #87 - hammerofdorn (12/30/2011) [-]
that he would ever go that far
#97 to #93 - scottza (12/30/2011) [-]
orange
User avatar #100 to #97 - seniorawesomesauce (12/30/2011) [-]
door hinge.
#98 to #97 - jedic (12/30/2011) [-]
Sporange
User avatar #122 to #86 - weapsycho (12/30/2011) [-]
c-c-c-combo breaker!
#6 - greenwithenvy (12/29/2011) [-]
mfw
#72 - allion (12/30/2011) [-]
your dad when
your dad when
#69 - alexramirez (12/30/2011) [-]
the monsters reaction
#67 - rodvich (12/30/2011) [-]
**rodvich rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Lol Comp ** what I found in the darkness.
#46 - terribletruth (12/30/2011) [-]
That works just fine, until this is what is stalking you in the dark...
User avatar #47 to #46 - agentdennis (12/30/2011) [-]
imokaywiththis.jpg
User avatar #48 to #46 - niralius (12/30/2011) [-]
i don't get why a succubus is such a bad thing...
User avatar #52 to #48 - usernameisshinobi (12/30/2011) [-]
It kills you in horrible ways... plus, according to the internet, they often have PENISes. O.o
#101 to #46 - oomiros (12/30/2011) [-]
Time to get my rape face
#50 to #46 - yayitzmatt (12/30/2011) [-]
Perfect.
User avatar #55 to #50 - ogomer (12/30/2011) [-]
Berserker!!! **** YEAH!
#82 - handjob (12/30/2011) [-]
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#80 - thisitesux (12/30/2011) [-]
the dad opening the door
the dad opening the door
#24 - robbiethedrummer (12/29/2011) [-]
That was amazing. You have my thumb.
That was amazing. You have my thumb.
#17 - elmokllr **User deleted account** (12/29/2011) [-]
How you must've felt
How you must've felt
#126 - onlygirlonline (12/30/2011) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
#43 - zomgodness (12/30/2011) [-]
Comment Picture

#25 - willypmedina (12/30/2011) [-]
**willypmedina rolled a random image posted in comment #215 at untitled ** what i found
User avatar #28 to #25 - extremistpain (12/30/2011) [-]
nice roll
#116 - drexic (12/30/2011) [-]
Your own father... Was watching you masturbate. Pic very relevant to your dad's thought that night.
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