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How to insult someone from the 1500s

These are Shakespearean insults - hundreds of years before the 1800s.

Please read with your best British accent. ...more » These are Shakespearean insults - hundreds of years before the 1800s.

Please read with your best British accent.

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#604 - poopeydoopey (04/13/2012) [-]
**poopeydoopey rolls 996**
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User avatar #602 - Soraminer (01/29/2012) [-]
**Soraminer rolls 543**
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User avatar #603 to #602 - Soraminer (01/29/2012) [-]
thou churlish beetle-headed barnacle!
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#600 - widerbubbles (01/10/2012) [-]
**widerbubbles rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at OP was here ** thou yeasty spur-galled pignut
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User avatar #598 - jacksipian (01/08/2012) [-]
**jacksipian rolls 282**
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User avatar #599 to #598 - jacksipian (01/08/2012) [-]
thou bawdy-common-kissing-baggage
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#597 - anonymous (01/04/2012) [-]
cack britfat english
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#596 - anonymous (12/31/2011) [-]
thou PENIS
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User avatar #592 - forevaalone (12/31/2011) [-]
Roll 3 and then choose swears
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User avatar #590 - forevaalone (12/31/2011) [-]
**forevaalone rolls 833**
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#591 to #590 - forevaalone (12/31/2011) [-]
Craven beef-witted barnacle
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User avatar #601 to #591 - sonnyboii (01/16/2012) [-]
**sonnyboii rolls 334**
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User avatar #589 - semisane (12/30/2011) [-]
That might work, ye saucy swag-bellied boar-pig. That actually sounds delicious.
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#584 - wilo (12/30/2011) [-]
Thou Mangled Elv-Skinned Varlot!

Indeed.
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#582 - aldotiti (12/30/2011) [-]
Comment Picture

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#579 - tonybony (12/30/2011) [-]
**tonybony rolls 643** lets see what i get

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#580 to #579 - tonybony (12/30/2011) [-]
thou cockered beetle-headed barnacle
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User avatar #578 - Rome (12/30/2011) [-]
THOU DANKISH REELING-RIPE WHEY-FACE.

You disgust me, good sire.
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#577 - fuckyoutwotimes (12/30/2011) [-]
there are like hermoine granger status insults
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User avatar #576 - kirokan ONLINE (12/30/2011) [-]
thou yeasty onion-eyed moldwarp
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#575 - dillboy (12/30/2011) [-]
Thou Spongy Plum-Plucked Canker-Blossom
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#574 - sekshun (12/30/2011) [-]
There is a total of 1250 insults to be made
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#581 to #574 - guzzball (12/30/2011) [-]
Close. 125,000 combinations.
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#588 to #581 - anonymous (12/30/2011) [-]
indeed. 125,000 is the total number of insults a good gentleman in the 1500s. WAY more than the dozen or so insults a 10 y.o. XBL player has
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User avatar #583 to #581 - sekshun (12/30/2011) [-]
I alway's forget those zero's damn niggers
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User avatar #572 - djChives (12/30/2011) [-]
Favorited for future references.
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User avatar #571 - dementedclown (12/30/2011) [-]
**dementedclown rolls 487**
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