How to insult someone from the 1500s. These are Shakespearean insults - hundreds of years before the 1800s. Please read with your best British accent. Saw onlin
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How to insult someone from the 1500s

These are Shakespearean insults - hundreds of years before the 1800s.

Please read with your best British accent.

Saw online from imagur. let me know about credits. could be yours.

Jemaine me were from each of the three columns mien. waned with "Thou":
Belem 1
artkele
handy
beslubbering
teetered
elected
ereven
Currier
dankies
dispelling
drining
errant
fanning
fabbing
frerard
frothy
gleeking
goatish
gerbilling
impertinent
infection:
jarring
loggerhead's
lufieh
numbering
mangled
mauling
tattering
unnu:: aad
vain
villainous
Delila I
bighearted
earthquaking
pallyhater
Imbreeding
postmarked
calunn I
Baggage
bladder
hlgbear
dewberry
giglet
lent
mearly
munnar
miscreant
pignut
petterk
punpun
Bent
strumpet
varlet
visual
whiteface
pigtail
...
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#11 - vanhoutte (12/29/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#172 - pookiemookie (12/29/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I posted this a few weeks ago, and people called me a reposter.
I posted this a few weeks ago, and people called me a reposter.

#121 - misterTOAST (12/29/2011) [-]
THOU SPONGY ONION-EYED BARNACLE

hmm.. that didn't sound very 1500
#492 - IceViper (12/30/2011) [+] (21 replies)
User avatar #498 to #492 - codeboy (12/30/2011) [-]
**codeboy rolls 777**
#426 - sahakid (12/30/2011) [+] (7 replies)
"You... dirty... stuck-up... sadistic... *********** , cock-sucking, ************ , PENIS-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse face, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, ************* , fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, ho-grabbing, uncircumsized, sewer-sipping, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douche bag, ho-biting, carnivorous, mail-order prostituting ASSHOLE!!! "
#4 - jaakoko (12/29/2011) [+] (14 replies)
Reminded me of this...
Reminded me of this...
#529 - jizzletizzle (12/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Well if it isnt fat stinking billygoat billyboy. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil? Come get some in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!
#446 - sothenisaid (12/30/2011) [+] (6 replies)
#344 - mightycondor (12/29/2011) [-]
Yeah, well your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
#459 - BenBuja (12/30/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Thou yeasty toad-spotted nut-hook.
#384 - grawly (12/30/2011) [-]
thou mother is a saucy, common-kissing harlot
#436 - chicomole (12/30/2011) [-]
elf-skinned....
#348 - licensedtroll (12/29/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**licensedtroll rolls 172**

#352 to #350 - licensedtroll (12/29/2011) [-]
Oh, well then.
Oh, well then.
#342 - outlord (12/29/2011) [-]
Saved so I can come back and look at this when I'm not so tired and can actually read.
User avatar #463 - ffffffffffffuuuuuu **User deleted account** (12/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Thanks for reposting my content...
User avatar #465 to #463 - JohnnyBlaire (12/30/2011) [-]
My English teacher gave us this exact list when I was in 6th grade. I'd hardly call your content original, sir.
#308 - Tamiron (12/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
This thing can actually become useful sometime.. thanks.   
And as usual, here's your GIFt.
This thing can actually become useful sometime.. thanks.
And as usual, here's your GIFt.
User avatar #211 - narlydude (12/29/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Are they legit?

#220 to #211 - rhion (12/29/2011) [-]
Of course! ok, maybe not all of them. or maybe yes.
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