At least I have a girlfriend. it's a tl;dr but worth it, try your attempt at an "At least I have a X" below, I made all the ones so far.. Helloooo.... (just gonna leave this here)
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#20 - woozypooterhead (12/28/2011) [-]
Helloooo....
(just gonna leave this here)
User avatar #42 to #20 - Kingsteveooo (12/28/2011) [-]
You Sir are my hero
#127 to #42 - woozypooterhead (12/29/2011) [-]
Your quite awesome too =D
User avatar #134 to #127 - Kingsteveooo (12/29/2011) [-]
I've had Smiley Joe's "Hello" in my head for ages and i could never find a clip.

User avatar #135 to #134 - Kingsteveooo (12/29/2011) [-]
Ahh, its smiley Mcgee.. that would explain the long search..
#1 - numfortytwo (12/28/2011) [-]
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here's a blank, a few ideas I had to come
#104 - PoisinSandwich (12/29/2011) [-]
I know i spelled Alzheimers wrong my bad.
#70 - rammsteinchik (12/29/2011) [-]
Ya know...yes, they are two rather...unfortunate-looking people, but if he is happy, then good for him. It just seems unnecessary to bash them for their looks.

But dayum, dem teef.

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #85 to #70 - superhanz (12/29/2011) [-]
i thumbed the turtle your comment didnt read (Y) nice turtle
#29 to #28 - numfortytwo (12/28/2011) [-]
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DODRIO YOU'VE RETURNED
User avatar #96 - pikapoo (12/29/2011) [-]
You heard the man. Post more napkins.
#67 - sirbonzaiatak (12/29/2011) [-]
mfw "post more pictures of napkins"
User avatar #68 to #66 - sirbonzaiatak (12/29/2011) [-]
today, a meme has been born.
User avatar #69 to #68 - bulldozah (12/29/2011) [-]
I'm finding this **** hilarious.

Saved one on my computer as "I got my rape face on and I'm looking at you".
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#88 - anon (12/29/2011) [-]
So he has a girlfriend but has gotten no closer to sex than sitting with her? Wow someone's overreacting.
#97 to #88 - opinion (12/29/2011) [-]
I think he means that is the closet he can get of a picture of her tits...


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#43 - whersmydinerbtch (12/28/2011) [-]
Images made me gag
Images made me gag
#107 - ragingbrony ONLINE (12/29/2011) [-]
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#37 - yourmomiswatching (12/28/2011) [-]
I had a girlfriend in elementary school.
We'd sit next to each other at lunch,
We'd share food and drinks,
She gave the best kisses,
She even would stick her hand down my pants and play with my junk, and let me do the same to her.
But one day her parents had her be home schooled because they had found out abvount me and her and didn't want her to be around me anymore.
I lost a friend, a girlfriend, the best student I ever had, and my teaching job at the school that day.
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User avatar #123 to #120 - shadowkissed (12/29/2011) [-]
what's the difference between black people and cancer
User avatar #125 to #123 - xIArcticIx (12/29/2011) [-]
what
User avatar #126 to #125 - shadowkissed (12/29/2011) [-]
cancer got jobs
User avatar #128 to #126 - xIArcticIx (12/29/2011) [-]
... im silently laughing my ******* ass off. Im going to hell
User avatar #129 to #128 - shadowkissed (12/29/2011) [-]
thats okay, you may laugh, if you're going to hell you should at least deserve it xD
User avatar #133 to #129 - xIArcticIx (12/29/2011) [-]
Well then looks like the devil is going to get his ass kicked by me cause only one person can be in charge
User avatar #136 to #133 - shadowkissed (12/29/2011) [-]
haha i call getting to watch xD
#109 - uncleredonk (12/29/2011) [-]
Where the **** are the GOD DAMN napkins!?!?!! I BETTER SEE THOSE MESS-CLEANING WHORES LINING UP WITHIN THE HOUR!
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