Oh the humanity. Top 40 I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! EDIT: HOLY FRONT PAGE YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING. I think its time metallic urethra told you the story of his first orgasam boner
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Oh the humanity

Oh the humanity. Top 40 I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! EDIT: HOLY FRONT PAGE YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING. I think its time metallic urethra told you the story of his first orgasam

Top 40 I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
EDIT: HOLY **** FRONT PAGE YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING

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I think its time metallic urethra told you the story
of his first orgasam ychan style.
mainly because this will get lost in the recent
uploads
and never' seen again)
was about 13 years old
raised by a super' Harman Family
had he idea what sex even was
get baner
start playing with it
Figure out haw ta masturbate
going Far a while
grandma leeks back Fram passenger' seat
lack eyes as I ejaculate
she vomits into gr' arriba' s lap going sixty
he swerves inta incoming traffic
car' flips
blackouts
wake up three days later in hospital
bath grandparents are dead
nobody knews ta this day
still is the best orgasm I have ever had
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Submitted: 12/28/2011
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#89 - failsftw **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#189 to #89 - aelexel (12/28/2011) [-]
lol I fartlaughed when I read that
#138 to #89 - Sasher ONLINE (12/28/2011) [-]
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#4 - redreceipt (12/28/2011) [-]
Him in the car
User avatar #273 - neoncookie (12/29/2011) [-]
His autobiography ----> "My erections kill people"
#125 to #115 - taintedtemplar (12/28/2011) [-]
Or dont... I dont kow, i am a piece of wood
#160 to #125 - Niggerfail (12/28/2011) [-]
**			**********		 rolled a random image posted in comment #246 at Banana Phone **   
PLANK IS JOHNNY???
** ********** rolled a random image posted in comment #246 at Banana Phone **
PLANK IS JOHNNY???
#180 to #125 - warzon (12/28/2011) [-]
we know
kill them anyways johnny
#48 - sapphiresparta (12/28/2011) [-]
**sapphiresparta rolls 11**
User avatar #184 to #48 - warzon (12/28/2011) [-]
Whut
#192 to #48 - yodasoda (12/29/2011) [-]
heres it without the lobrary logo
#244 - bugztv (12/29/2011) [-]
**bugztv rolled a random image posted in comment #102 at Blood ** what i orgasm to every night
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#288 to #244 - angusmansg (12/29/2011) [-]
**angusmansg rolled a random image posted in comment #215 at Funnyjunk flash game: Post OC ** this is what you use to clean up the mess
#248 to #244 - bugztv (12/29/2011) [-]
**bugztv rolled a random image posted in comment #206 at You all know its true ** **** knives, i like to orgasm to this
#250 to #244 - achian (12/29/2011) [-]
You use that to achieve orgasm?
#252 to #250 - bugztv (12/29/2011) [-]
**bugztv rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at The original forever alone ** not only a knife, this too
#70 - Thehomelessman (12/28/2011) [-]
**Thehomelessman rolled a random image posted in comment #159 at christmas goodies 4 **
Okay, some I'm just minding my own business, then I look across the field and see this lovely young lady about 50 yards away from me, bending over, picking some flowers. So I continue wandering, doing whatever. However, I keep on glancing upon her.
However I find that I am slowly drifting towards her. Finally I can't help it. I sneak over to where she is, then ram her in the butt. I can't tell if she is moaning from pain or ecstasy. However I repeatedly do this, and as she is trying to run, I just follow and keep on at it.
However, out of the corner of my eye I see a man walking towards me. As he gets closer I realize it is her dad, and he is wielding a shotgun, cradled in his hands. I can see the anger and hatred burning within his eyes, so I start backing off of my prey.
He approaches upon me and in one swift fluid motion cocks his shotgun, the crack echoes and causing me to freeze in place.
As he lifts up the shotgun in place, aiming directly for me. I realize I'm about to be slaughtered. However his daughter runs in front saying that I don't know any better. Her dad responds in a grueling snarl that things like me shouldn't exist, and I would be better dead. They bicker back and forth. As they continue their debate I look down at my hoofs and continue eating. I'm a goat.
#162 - anonymousdj (12/28/2011) [-]
I still can't believe i have this
#268 to #162 - salsawin (12/29/2011) [-]
Having served a mission, I can honestly say...We had to do crap like that more than I want to admit.
#158 - sexymsg (12/28/2011) [-]
Super Mormons?
Super Mormons.
#27 - John Cena (12/28/2011) [-]
hes ten years old and he can ejaculate? he must be a ******* mutant.
User avatar #32 to #27 - nightmaren (12/28/2011) [-]
I miss not cumming, I'd just be laying in my bed at night, all bored and **** , so I'd just jerk it like 4 times without giving a **** . Now I have to have towels ready and **** .
#33 to #32 - pawtucketpanda (12/28/2011) [-]
yeah, it still feltgoodman without the mess
User avatar #151 to #33 - rajun (12/28/2011) [-]
That might be the funniest picture on this website.
#271 - ragingbrony (12/29/2011) [-]
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OH **** HE'S CUMMING AGAIN!!!
User avatar #278 to #271 - thegrahamburgler (12/29/2011) [-]
like a bus
#78 - pooflinger (12/28/2011) [-]
**pooflinger rolls 554**
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-1
#111 to #78 - drpleasure **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#79 to #78 - pooflinger (12/28/2011) [-]
Y u no 5!
#95 to #78 - pyronic (12/28/2011) [-]
**pyronic rolls 06** ahem
#9 - annogram (12/28/2011) [-]
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#220 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/29/2011) [-]
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#219 - theoriginaltyson (12/29/2011) [-]
You were so sheltered that you thought it was alright for your grandparents to see your PENIS?
#266 to #219 - werslty (12/29/2011) [-]
Obv. he did say he was morman.
#67 - rainbowtetsuo (12/28/2011) [-]
What lovely final thoughts for an elderly couple to have.
What lovely final thoughts for an elderly couple to have.
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