a SHIT story. oh lawd.jpg. Anonymous ' 1( Sun) 324x266, ) kin the bathroom Staking a massive jpg pstart farting loud as fuck Eeveryone in the other stalls here
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a SHIT story

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Anonymous ' 1( Sun)
324x266, )
kin the bathroom
Staking a massive
pstart farting loud as fuck
Eeveryone in the other stalls here me
kahit starts to ( the toilet.
kataras to spill in my socks.
kl yell "Everybody leave now!‘
ktoo late.
completely obliterate; toilet and Mods the whole bathroom.
Eeveryone is now drowning in my wet clusterfuck of a shit.
kl try to swim outside.
flies towards me and tells me l' mthe chosen one.
kl am chosen to rule the world with an Ironfist with my shit.
keell him to fuck off.
kwe start fighting in midair.
him the fuck out.
kl take a huge shit to break my fall.
houndreds of people were killed outbreak.
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Submitted: 12/27/2011
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#5 - omglolnowai **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#62 - rawrfawr (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#25 to #23 - anonymous (12/28/2011) [-]
jesus sweetheart put the computer down and get some sleep
#3 - ledja (12/27/2011) [-]
get the images out of my head
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#13 - azzan (12/28/2011) [-]
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#29 - narlydude (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
-Stuck in traffic
-need to take a shit
-lay down in the backseat of my car trying to shit in a plastic bag
-line of cars start moving in mid shit
-hot female puts her face against my carwindow to see if Im okay
-shit all over the car floor and my ass
-Im so paniced that I just play dead
-she opens the door and starts shaking me
-she starts to puke because of the smell
-about five other people approach my car and tries to help me
-someone calls an ambulance and they carry me away with my pants down all covered in shit.
-inside the ambulance I sit up
-suddenly slips in my shit and get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaus
-in case someone reads this part first
-I fill it out with some shit
- so no one will skip
-and that was the worst day of my life

#14 - curtdogg (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Couldn't contain my lols
User avatar #67 - Himynameisjacob (12/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
This was a really shitty post.
#55 - alexak (12/28/2011) [-]
Meanwhile at the rescue...
Meanwhile at the rescue...
#9 - superxspartan (12/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
The great shit-storm of our time...
User avatar #6 - ereidyiii (12/28/2011) [-]
>be reading this content in the Bathroom
>listening to the song Dancing with the Devil by Wolf Gang
>the first lyrics are ''If you're the chosen one""
>hear these as soon as I read "Pterodactyl flies toward me and tells me I'm the chosen one
>shit bricks.

True Story.
#1 - satanchild (12/27/2011) [-]
See you on the Frontpage, my child :)
User avatar #4 - mrmoxie (12/28/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Where the fuck was the spaghetti?
#65 - MrTurdTastic (12/28/2011) [-]
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