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a SHIT story

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Anonymous ' 1( Sun)
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kin the bathroom
Staking a massive
pstart farting loud as ****
Eeveryone in the other stalls here me
kahit starts to ( the toilet.
kataras to spill in my socks.
kl yell "Everybody leave now!‘
ktoo late.
completely obliterate; toilet and Mods the whole bathroom.
Eeveryone is now drowning in my wet *********** of a **** .
kl try to swim outside.
flies towards me and tells me l' mthe chosen one.
kl am chosen to rule the world with an Ironfist with my **** .
keell him to **** off.
kwe start fighting in midair.
him the **** out.
kl take a huge **** to break my fall.
houndreds of people were killed outbreak.
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#5 - omglolnowai **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#62 - rawrfawr (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#3 - ledja (12/27/2011) [-]
get the images out of my head
#36 - insertswearword (12/28/2011) [+] (5 replies)
#23 - littlejessicaxox (12/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#13 - azzan (12/28/2011) [-]
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#59 - dubator ONLINE (12/28/2011) [-]
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#29 - narlydude (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
-Stuck in traffic
-need to take a ****
-lay down in the backseat of my car trying to **** in a plastic bag
-line of cars start moving in mid ****
-hot female puts her face against my carwindow to see if Im okay
- **** all over the car floor and my ass
-Im so paniced that I just play dead
-she opens the door and starts shaking me
-she starts to puke because of the smell
-about five other people approach my car and tries to help me
-someone calls an ambulance and they carry me away with my pants down all covered in **** .
-inside the ambulance I sit up
-suddenly slips in my **** and get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaus
-in case someone reads this part first
-I fill it out with some ****
- so no one will skip
-and that was the worst day of my life

#14 - curtdogg (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Couldn't contain my lols
User avatar #67 - Himynameisjacob (12/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
This was a really ****** post.
#55 - alexak (12/28/2011) [-]
Meanwhile at the rescue...
Meanwhile at the rescue...
#9 - superxspartan (12/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
The great ********** of our time...
User avatar #6 - ereidyiii (12/28/2011) [-]
>be reading this content in the Bathroom
>listening to the song Dancing with the Devil by Wolf Gang
>the first lyrics are ''If you're the chosen one""
>hear these as soon as I read "Pterodactyl flies toward me and tells me I'm the chosen one
> **** bricks.

True Story.
#1 - satanchild (12/27/2011) [-]
See you on the Frontpage, my child :)
User avatar #4 - mrmoxie (12/28/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Where the **** was the spaghetti?
#65 - MrTurdTastic (12/28/2011) [-]
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