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a SHIT story

Anonymous ' 1( Sun)
324x266, )
kin the bathroom
Staking a massive
jpg
pstart farting loud as ****
Eeveryone in the other stalls here me
groaning.
kahit starts to ( the toilet.
kataras to spill in my socks.
kl yell "Everybody leave now!‘
ktoo late.
completely obliterate; toilet and Mods the whole bathroom.
Eeveryone is now drowning in my wet *********** of a **** .
kl try to swim outside.
knope
flies towards me and tells me l' mthe chosen one.
kl am chosen to rule the world with an Ironfist with my **** .
keell him to **** off.
kwe start fighting in midair.
him the **** out.
kl take a huge **** to break my fall.
houndreds of people were killed outbreak.
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Submitted: 12/27/2011
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#5 - omglolnowai **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#62 - rawrfawr ONLINE (12/28/2011) [-]
#63 to #62 - rawrfawr ONLINE (12/28/2011) [-]
#3 - ledja (12/27/2011) [-]
get the images out of my head
#38 to #36 - sirtrollsalout (12/28/2011) [-]
<-can deal with it
<-can deal with it
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#51 to #36 - zombiepowder has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #36 - gloogy (12/28/2011) [-]
Skyward Sword has prepared me for this. All i have to do is spin you around, Skyward Slash your stomach, and deliver a finishing blow to the abdomen. Take that ******* spider.
#85 to #46 - insertswearword (12/29/2011) [-]
You're in your bathroom with your pants down sitting on the toilet with a ****** arse, I don't suppose you have sword handy, let alone a skyward one.
#13 - azzan (12/28/2011) [-]
Comment Picture

#59 - dubator ONLINE (12/28/2011) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #67 - Himynameisjacob (12/28/2011) [-]
This was a really ****** post.
User avatar #73 to #70 - Himynameisjacob (12/28/2011) [-]
Our usernames are so witty and original.
#55 - alexak (12/28/2011) [-]
Meanwhile at the rescue...
Meanwhile at the rescue...
#9 - superxspartan (12/28/2011) [-]
The great ********** of our time...
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#12 to #10 - dizzymiller **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 - ereidyiii (12/28/2011) [-]
>be reading this content in the Bathroom
>listening to the song Dancing with the Devil by Wolf Gang
>the first lyrics are ''If you're the chosen one""
>hear these as soon as I read "Pterodactyl flies toward me and tells me I'm the chosen one
> **** bricks.

True Story.
User avatar #4 - mrmoxie (12/28/2011) [-]
Where the **** was the spaghetti?
#28 to #4 - butakun (12/28/2011) [-]
THEN WHERE WAS SPAGETTI
#30 to #28 - mrmoxie (12/28/2011) [-]
This is my response.
#14 - curtdogg (12/28/2011) [-]
Couldn't contain my lols
User avatar #43 to #14 - enorus (12/28/2011) [-]
Ladies, please, contain your lols
User avatar #49 to #23 - TheAssassin (12/28/2011) [-]
METH: Not even once.
#25 to #23 - anon (12/28/2011) [-]
jesus sweetheart put the computer down and get some sleep
User avatar #26 to #25 - littlejessicaxox (12/28/2011) [-]
*okay*
#29 - narlydude (12/28/2011) [-]
-Stuck in traffic
-need to take a ****
-lay down in the backseat of my car trying to **** in a plastic bag
-line of cars start moving in mid ****
-hot female puts her face against my carwindow to see if Im okay
- **** all over the car floor and my ass
-Im so paniced that I just play dead
-she opens the door and starts shaking me
-she starts to puke because of the smell
-about five other people approach my car and tries to help me
-someone calls an ambulance and they carry me away with my pants down all covered in **** .
-inside the ambulance I sit up
-suddenly slips in my **** and get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaus
-in case someone reads this part first
-I fill it out with some ****
- so no one will skip
-and that was the worst day of my life

#31 to #29 - zependium (12/28/2011) [-]
**zependium rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Rick Perry Strong ** wat
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