Duke Nukem. I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. TEXT HER "HEY THERE BEAUTIFUL" POST RESULTS I Anonymous (( Sun) 13: & 56 65 KB, 352x300, Duke Nukem, jp
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Duke Nukem

I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum

TEXT HER "HEY
THERE BEAUTIFUL"
POST RESULTS
I Anonymous (( Sun) 13: & 56
65 KB, 352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg)
Me: Hey beautiful
Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpected
Me: I' m not saying it because it' s nice, I' m saying it because it' s true.
Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in a really sweet mood rite now it
Me: I realized It' s time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I' m all outta gum.
Her: You know I have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway?
Me: We got balls M steel!
Her: lei you probably do cause he' d be pissed if he saw this.
Me: I' m an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: HAHA em, yeu' re so weird taday_ You tell me I' m beautiful and now yeu' re acting all alpha
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: Right right. Look, honestly I think youre kind of cute so if youre net doing anything right now, why dent you come over? Just dent tell anyone okay it
Me: Hail tithe king, baby
Her: lei, just get the hell over here
Me: Damn I' m good
Did I really just get a booty call hem a girl with a boyfriend using Duke Nukem lines?
I ******* LOVE YOU
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#918 - anonymous (01/22/2012) [-]
now, we wait.
User avatar #915 - whyaname (01/14/2012) [-]
GO
Me: "Hey beautiful"
Her: -silence-
Thats it
#907 - qbone (12/31/2011) [-]
Talking to LE EX

me: hey there beautiful
her: Hii!
me: I'm not saying it because its nice, im saying it because its true
her: You've told me before
me: I just thought it was about time to talk to more beautiful girls and chew some more gum. and i was all outta gum
her: That's nice?
me: I've got balls of steel!!
her: Actually you don't I've seen your balls and they're most certainly not of steel and if you were talking figuratively, then they're more like snowballs, that's kinda why we're broken up.
me: hail to the king!
her: (never answered)

Rejected. Theory shut down.

#905 - schwarzenschwanz (12/30/2011) [-]
i see this every other month for the past 2 or so years... come on now stop thumbing up reposts that are this old, and fake as **** !!!! **** you OP...
User avatar #900 - austinsaget (12/29/2011) [-]
Already did it n' **** im going again... sec gonna text a girl
User avatar #901 to #900 - austinsaget (12/29/2011) [-]
nvm lame convorsation
User avatar #898 - unmercifulgod (12/29/2011) [-]
me: hey there beautiful
her: howdy
me: I'm not saying it because its nice, im saying it because its true
her: uhm... thanks?
me: I just thought it was about time to talk to more beautiful girls and chew some more gum. and i was all outta gum
her: well, thats quite a pickup line you've got there
me: I've got balls of steel!!
her: meaning?
me: hail to the king!
her: are you drunk?
me: nahh, its my balls of steel




#896 - eggsandgreggs ONLINE (12/29/2011) [-]
Me: Hey there, beautiful.
Her: Hey there to you too haha.
Me: I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true.
Her: Lol what are you on about?
Me: It's time for me to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Her: Eat **** and die.
Me: Wait what, you know about Duke Nukem?
Her: Eat **** and die.
Me: I didn't know you play video games!
Her: Seriously, eat **** and die. Duken Nukem will NOT interest me in you.

User avatar #910 to #896 - herasdva (01/04/2012) [-]
she got tits of steel
#909 to #896 - anonymous (01/03/2012) [-]
what a **** . you should totally lock her up in a sex dungeon and pour boiling wax on her as you **** her ass dry
#884 - fxckeverything (12/28/2011) [-]
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#879 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/28/2011) [-]
me: hey beautiful   
girl: thanks :)   
me: i'm not saying it to be nice i'm saying it cause it's true.   
girl: you really know how to charm women   
me: i realized that it's time to talk to more beautiful women and chew bubble gum... i'm all out of bubble gum   
girl: <3 how about a date this weekend?   
me:sure i got balls of steel for that   
girl: i'm sure you do ;)   
me: hail to the king baby   
girl: you are so awesome <3 can't wait for the date   
me: txt ya the details later   
girl: :)   
   
thanks FJ and 4chan you got me a date
me: hey beautiful
girl: thanks :)
me: i'm not saying it to be nice i'm saying it cause it's true.
girl: you really know how to charm women
me: i realized that it's time to talk to more beautiful women and chew bubble gum... i'm all out of bubble gum
girl: <3 how about a date this weekend?
me:sure i got balls of steel for that
girl: i'm sure you do ;)
me: hail to the king baby
girl: you are so awesome <3 can't wait for the date
me: txt ya the details later
girl: :)

thanks FJ and 4chan you got me a date
#878 - ngu (12/28/2011) [-]
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#911 to #861 - anonymous (01/04/2012) [-]
1 in a million chance...
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You rolled the same number twice in a row O____O
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Just had an After Eight at 7:50 **** me I am ********
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I guess that's dubs then..
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#855 - NotAdmin (12/28/2011) [-]
i came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum
and i'm all out of kick
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