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how to meet the girl of your dreams

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Submitted: 12/27/2011
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User avatar #249 - alapazam ONLINE (12/29/2011) [-]
being a socially awkward penguin, I would fuck up step 7 feelsbadman.jpg
#248 - bamitandy (12/28/2011) [-]
Comment Picture

#245 - juandurfel (12/28/2011) [-]
It's so crazy that it just... might.... work!!!!
#244 - drunkasaurus (12/28/2011) [-]
pic related, it's a duck that aint trifling with no stale ass bread
User avatar #243 - CrazymnMassah (12/28/2011) [-]
REPOST BITCH!
#242 - tonyxx (12/28/2011) [-]
I thought this was going to be a forever alone thread because of the title and the glove...   
   
 Now i'm signing up for falconry!
I thought this was going to be a forever alone thread because of the title and the glove...

Now i'm signing up for falconry!
#240 - snup ONLINE (12/28/2011) [-]
#239 - anonymous (12/28/2011) [-]
um, um, DIABOLICAL MASTER PLAN!!! thats the word i was looking for.
#238 - tcbreakdown (12/28/2011) [-]
...brilliant.
#235 - anonymous (12/28/2011) [-]
only flaw, if the falcon comes out of nowhere and you say "dont ever scare me like that again" and it flies away again, then she will think you didnt care for it enough for it to stay with you.
User avatar #233 - monsterking (12/28/2011) [-]
what if the falcon continues to fly away when you spot it?
#231 - PotsYouPaint (12/28/2011) [-]
1) buy falconers glove
2)approach girl you like while wearing glove
3) Scream "FALCON pUNCH!" and punch girl in face
4) Rape unconscious girl
5) enjoy satisfaction and repeat whenever needed

Fixed, pic unrelated.
#241 to #231 - herashak (12/28/2011) [-]
Not really but i just want to use this.
User avatar #229 - ocsoe (12/28/2011) [-]
**ocsoe rolls 06,990**
#228 - peachaw (12/28/2011) [-]
There is a swedish beer called falcon...

If you drop a bomb of punch in it you get the famous "Falcon Punch"!!!! The awesome name compensates for the horrific taste
#225 - erasealldata **User deleted account** (12/28/2011) [-]
Thanks for the falcon!
#227 to #225 - erasealldata **User deleted account** (12/28/2011) [-]
I could of gotten a falcon!
#234 to #227 - anonymous (12/28/2011) [-]
*have
#226 to #225 - erasealldata **User deleted account** (12/28/2011) [-]
Should of got a falcon!
#224 - genralgamer ONLINE (12/28/2011) [-]
hm that might be crazy enough to work..

#214 - jerebear (12/28/2011) [-]
use bigger fonts!!!
User avatar #217 to #214 - redcookiemonster (12/28/2011) [-]
hey dumbass, click the enlarge button above the picture -_-
#210 - imslow **User deleted account** (12/28/2011) [-]
Wow I cant believe your Duke Nukem lines actually worked!
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