how to meet the girl of your dreams. . HEW TE MEET THE GIRL BF N' DREAMS [} Buy a falconer' s gleam. Approach the girl yen like wearing the falconers gleam. Ask
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how to meet the girl of your dreams

HEW TE MEET THE GIRL BF N' DREAMS [}
Buy a falconer' s gleam.
Approach the girl yen like wearing the falconers gleam.
Ask her "Exc use me. have yen seen a ween fly by here?'
says ‘He.’ leek distraught and ask her date wouldny mind helping yen leek fer yew ween.
Ne human being weild Ewer turn dawn an experto nity like this.
Use the time yen spend together seam hing fer the fallen get m knew her.
At the end ofyour search will minutes) yen will need tinseling re: the less ofyour we true friend.
By this mint her interest in yen based en the fan that yen were able m put much we and time inte the raising Ma ween will mere than ensure a amend date. and frem there it' s just a hep skip and aju mp m marriage.
luck!
MUTE: If by chance a ween does appear mt m newhere. simply say A [fallen' s name] We missed yen mm ht Dent ever scare me like that again!" Then effer m take the girl m dinner fer helping yen find yew lest ween. E! -mus: ‘fen just get
a free ween!
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#234 to #227 - John Cena (12/28/2011) [-]
*have
#108 - BenBuja (12/28/2011) [-]
Boy you shoulda seen the look on her face!
#119 to #108 - corizzle (12/28/2011) [-]
thx for teh lawl! :D
User avatar #100 - serpens (12/28/2011) [-]
who needs a woman when you have a falcon
#231 - PotsYouPaint (12/28/2011) [-]
1) buy falconers glove
2)approach girl you like while wearing glove
3) Scream "FALCON pUNCH!" and punch girl in face
4) Rape unconscious girl
5) enjoy satisfaction and repeat whenever needed

Fixed, pic unrelated.
#241 to #231 - herashak (12/28/2011) [-]
Not really but i just want to use this.
#184 - jacoblolzer (12/28/2011) [-]
Comment Picture

#189 to #186 - edvf (12/28/2011) [-]
The club can't even handle me right now!
The club can't even handle me right now!
#207 to #189 - Monsterpally (12/28/2011) [-]
for #183
for #183
#200 to #189 - jackoph (12/28/2011) [-]
**jackoph rolls 70** this is for the below post (only if you're <10)
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#147 - OMGCAA (12/28/2011) [-]
Knew I should've got the falcon...
User avatar #187 to #147 - slowpokey (12/28/2011) [-]
I have to try this!!!!!!!
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#87 - FightClub (12/28/2011) [-]
This image has expired
what if it beats the **** out of you
User avatar #88 to #87 - namx (12/28/2011) [-]
Oh my ******* god I love you
#90 to #88 - FightClub (12/28/2011) [-]
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#59 - neoexdeath ONLINE (12/28/2011) [-]
Sees a bro with a falconers glove chatting with a girl

Flies down majestically and perches on it.
User avatar #60 to #59 - DeathKnight (12/28/2011) [-]
nice guy falcon
User avatar #5 - instakill (12/28/2011) [-]
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#6 to #5 - misterTOAST (12/28/2011) [-]
back in the dark ages of Funnyjunk, before we could post pictures, such ASCII drawings were a common sight. Nowadays it's a lost art.
Well done instakill, you gave me a nostalgia trip and drew a beautiful Akbar.
User avatar #180 to #6 - daentraya (12/28/2011) [-]

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Look what i found in an old notethingie lost in a map :D
#198 to #180 - John Cena (12/28/2011) [-]
I'm taking this.
User avatar #25 to #6 - xxpiexx (12/28/2011) [-]
I prefer to call it "The Golden Age"
#131 to #6 - haavar (12/28/2011) [-]
It's probably copied from somewhere.
#27 to #6 - John Cena (12/28/2011) [-]
drew?
User avatar #202 - BeVuTz (12/28/2011) [-]
I just ask them if the rag I'm holding smells of chloroform. Works every time.
#183 - edvf (12/28/2011) [-]
User avatar #196 to #183 - guiguito (12/28/2011) [-]
a lot

#188 to #183 - John Cena (12/28/2011) [-]
Well, Its the doctor.... so I dont think I can complain.
:3
User avatar #213 to #188 - enorus (12/28/2011) [-]
There will be a nasty surprise waiting for you tonight
#193 to #188 - meltedtoes (12/28/2011) [-]
it's not anymore
#114 - greensoap (12/28/2011) [-]
if the falcon does appear
<--
#134 to #114 - narlydude (12/28/2011) [-]
Girl: "Thats not a falcon, thats a hawk!"

If that happens, drop the ******* glove and run as fast as you can.
#98 - buttershaker (12/28/2011) [-]
What if it was this random falcon?
User avatar #138 to #98 - jackthexiv ONLINE (12/28/2011) [-]
Holding a knife

What the hell man? i thought we were hunting, why you pickin up chicks?
#1 - larfang (12/27/2011) [-]
#203 - theadziu (12/28/2011) [-]
pic related
#197 - Butt Nuggit (12/28/2011) [-]
Damn, that..... that could work!
Damn, that..... that could work!
User avatar #219 to #197 - colegaleener (12/28/2011) [-]
hey what movie is that from????
User avatar #220 to #219 - Butt Nuggit (12/28/2011) [-]
no idea, just saved it for a reaction.
#237 to #221 - John Cena (12/28/2011) [-]
the rescuers down under.
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