how to meet the girl of your dreams. . HEW TE MEET THE GIRL BF N' DREAMS [} Buy a falconer' s gleam. Approach the girl yen like wearing the falconers gleam. Ask
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how to meet the girl of your dreams

HEW TE MEET THE GIRL BF N' DREAMS [}
Buy a falconer' s gleam.
Approach the girl yen like wearing the falconers gleam.
Ask her "Exc use me. have yen seen a ween fly by here?'
says ‘He.’ leek distraught and ask her date wouldny mind helping yen leek fer yew ween.
Ne human being weild Ewer turn dawn an experto nity like this.
Use the time yen spend together seam hing fer the fallen get m knew her.
At the end ofyour search will minutes) yen will need tinseling re: the less ofyour we true friend.
By this mint her interest in yen based en the fan that yen were able m put much we and time inte the raising Ma ween will mere than ensure a amend date. and frem there it' s just a hep skip and aju mp m marriage.
luck!
MUTE: If by chance a ween does appear mt m newhere. simply say A [fallen' s name] We missed yen mm ht Dent ever scare me like that again!" Then effer m take the girl m dinner fer helping yen find yew lest ween. E! -mus: ‘fen just get
a free ween!
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User avatar #5 - instakill (12/28/2011) [+] (6 replies)
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#117 - ultimatek (12/28/2011) [-]
**ultimatek rolls 11**
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#87 - FightClub (12/28/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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what if it beats the **** out of you
#83 - deciduoustiger (12/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
You saved me money, so I bought a falcon :D
#84 to #83 - deciduoustiger (12/28/2011) [-]
**** . I shoulda bought a falcon...
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User avatar #100 - serpens ONLINE (12/28/2011) [-]
who needs a woman when you have a falcon
#108 - BenBuja (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Boy you shoulda seen the look on her face!
#231 - PotsYouPaint (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
1) buy falconers glove
2)approach girl you like while wearing glove
3) Scream "FALCON pUNCH!" and punch girl in face
4) Rape unconscious girl
5) enjoy satisfaction and repeat whenever needed

Fixed, pic unrelated.
#184 - jacoblolzer (12/28/2011) [+] (8 replies)
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#147 - OMGCAA (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Knew I should've got the falcon...
#32 - averagebill (12/28/2011) [-]
I feel like I've heard that joke somewhere...
#59 - neoexdeath ONLINE (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Sees a bro with a falconers glove chatting with a girl

Flies down majestically and perches on it.
#183 - edvf (12/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #202 - BeVuTz (12/28/2011) [-]
I just ask them if the rag I'm holding smells of chloroform. Works every time.
#114 - greensoap (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
if the falcon does appear
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#1 - larfang (12/27/2011) [-]
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