no idea what i just read

#13 - wtfdidyoueat

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Read it in an angry asian woman's voice. Then you will understand. It is the only way.

#154 to #13 - rachelthemartian

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#4 - creesteee

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You better apologize man... you parked on his privates o.O

You at least owe him dinner..

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#58 to #55 - Darksigil

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#57 to #55 - rellergert

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See, whereas I read it in a Russian accent. Very amusing!

#60 to #55 - anon id: 2b705120

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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #109 at Inspirational edits ** Holy **** its true.

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#7 - HAPPYGIRAFFE

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I got a book called "Dear Asshole". Its a book of 101 tear out notes to assholes, i got one for parking. I'll post it.
That was my spot, you hear me? MINE. I waited patiently with my blinker on. I made eye contact with the driver who was pulling out. We shared a moment-that special glance that says, "Yes, my spot is yours, come hither." Then, there you were, flying around the corner in your vehicle of doom, boldly pulling into my spot without a care in the world. You ruined everything. Thanks a lot, you asshole.
(And just so you know, you should have parked farther back. You look like you could use the cardio)

P.S. Rot in hell.

#9 to #7 - lolollo#368 on commentsRank#368

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I just leave a sack of tailpipe sized potatoes in the backseat for those moments. I find that assholes tend to respect that more than a mean spirited note.

#15 to #9 - foelkera

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I prefer a welders torch. It's a bit tricky to cut through the gas tank, but I can usually siphon it all out and give it to the poor.

#16 to #15 - copenwood

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I wouldn't suggest using any type of torch on a full gas tank...

#21 to #16 - xaser

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actually an almost empty would be worse because the air fuel ratio would be right for a explosion however using on a full would be bad too.

#22 to #21 - copenwood

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I never said it had to be full, open flames and gas just shouldnt mix

#10 to #9 - HAPPYGIRAFFE

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Yup.

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#158 - gasaraki

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You... parked on his privates? ._.

#6 - AwesomeAnonomous

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#18 to #6 - lightarcanine

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#20 to #18 - ShadowIvan

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