no idea what i just read. yay! i love you guys .. Read it in an angry asian woman's voice. Then you will understand. It is the only way.
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#13 - wtfdidyoueat (12/28/2011) [-]
Read it in an angry asian woman's voice. Then you will understand. It is the only way.
Read it in an angry asian woman's voice. Then you will understand. It is the only way.
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User avatar #57 to #55 - rellergert (12/28/2011) [-]
See, whereas I read it in a Russian accent. Very amusing!
#60 to #55 - anon (12/28/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #109 at Inspirational edits ** Holy **** its true.
#7 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/28/2011) [-]
I got a book called "Dear Asshole". Its a book of 101 tear out notes to assholes, i got one for parking. I'll post it.
That was my spot, you hear me? MINE. I waited patiently with my blinker on. I made eye contact with the driver who was pulling out. We shared a moment-that special glance that says, "Yes, my spot is yours, come hither." Then, there you were, flying around the corner in your vehicle of doom, boldly pulling into my spot without a care in the world. You ruined everything. Thanks a lot, you asshole.
(And just so you know, you should have parked farther back. You look like you could use the cardio)

P.S. Rot in hell.

User avatar #9 to #7 - lolollo (12/28/2011) [-]
I just leave a sack of tailpipe sized potatoes in the backseat for those moments. I find that assholes tend to respect that more than a mean spirited note.
User avatar #15 to #9 - foelkera (12/28/2011) [-]
I prefer a welders torch. It's a bit tricky to cut through the gas tank, but I can usually siphon it all out and give it to the poor.
User avatar #16 to #15 - copenwood (12/28/2011) [-]
I wouldn't suggest using any type of torch on a full gas tank...
User avatar #21 to #16 - xaser (12/28/2011) [-]
actually an almost empty would be worse because the air fuel ratio would be right for a explosion however using on a full would be bad too.
User avatar #22 to #21 - copenwood (12/28/2011) [-]
I never said it had to be full, open flames and gas just shouldnt mix
User avatar #10 to #9 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/28/2011) [-]
Yup.

#4 - creesteee (12/27/2011) [-]
You better apologize man... you parked on his privates o.O

You at least owe him dinner..
#158 - gasaraki (12/28/2011) [-]
You... parked on his privates? ._.
You... parked on his privates? ._.
#119 - ScaredWhiteBoy (12/28/2011) [-]
Oh 			****		! You got told son!!
Oh **** ! You got told son!!
User avatar #12 to #6 - Scorpionjak (12/28/2011) [-]
Why does this make me laugh
User avatar #11 to #6 - burningmonkblood (12/28/2011) [-]
These ****** things are hell when you're drunk/high on here. I reread it like... 8 times trying to figure out what it said
User avatar #18 to #6 - lightarcanine (12/28/2011) [-]
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#61 - extremezone (12/28/2011) [-]
******* Americans! Why you bad park?
User avatar #116 - cygnuswithasmile (12/28/2011) [-]
I think it's meant to say

"Your parking isn't very good
Contact me and i can give you lessons on how to improve your parking.
I taught my son and he is now highly proficient.
Have a lovely day my friend, come and talk with me over tea any time."

Their English just isn't too great.
User avatar #139 to #116 - MenstruelSandwich (12/28/2011) [-]
English

Good show...
User avatar #168 - thebreeeze (12/28/2011) [-]
LIEK DIS IF U CRY ERRY TIM.....
#153 - britz (12/28/2011) [-]
Wassa Probrem?
#172 to #153 - coolstorysis (12/28/2011) [-]
He lack-a disiprine
User avatar #171 to #159 - nums (12/28/2011) [-]
I dont care if it wasn't funny, it tickled my balls and made me fart.
#137 - boocakeh (12/28/2011) [-]
i think it's some sort of code...
#3 - effzero (12/27/2011) [-]
Total relevant...
Total relevant...
#152 - hungryfish (12/28/2011) [-]
I read this in Kahn's voice from King of the Hill.

Also
Rearrange Kahn to get Hank.
#42 - Marduk (12/28/2011) [-]
User avatar #44 to #42 - BlitzFlare (12/28/2011) [-]
Reading that made me cringe.
User avatar #46 - kiwitart (12/28/2011) [-]
asians
they even write with an accent
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