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The prefect way to make her jealous. Epic ideas are epic, also warms my heart and other areas of my body when i read it . Hey Eh! Just found em the girl I new w

Epic ideas are epic, also warms my heart and other areas of my body when i read it

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Hey Eh!
Just found em the girl I new who We been with for years- Deosn' t want to be with me anymore.
Pest ending in 93 decides what I do new - .'
**** her friends
the on and enjoy your life.
their her mom.
Okay. this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I' m not talking a little monkey or some some dancing chimp ********, I mean a ******* orangutan.
Dent ask me how youre gonna get a ******* .. because that' s not my amblers
So the orangutan' s name is Clyde. This is , ell orangutans are earned Clyde, I don' t know why that is. its just how the world works. so
you and Clyde became man (and ape) about town. You' re seen everywhere together- you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups- the
tah loud. you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty. you the orangutan. The town begins be buzz. it gets back to her. "Did you
know the guy with the orangutan'?", ‘Tee used to date the guy with the orangutan?"- "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next
thing you mow she' s calling.
I' m hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?"
Gees. I dunno: the and Clyde were going to go to a monster mistar race tonight {orangutans have monster truce's. In fact. the whole social calendar
seems kinda full. I tell you what, I' ll make a little new (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze we in. Oh. well, you know my number
so don' t be a strai- Hey. tool: at the that I gotta strata, (Hyde' s making limitless."
At this point the upper hand is yours You can let her twist in the wind. you sen drew her back into your life at the ease you decide Whatelse. it' s
your life. But a smart man? the slowly phase her back in. Irving. You' re talking on Live. You get invited to family functions- You bring
Clyde. he becomes like one ofthe family. You' re we big Brady Bunch.
Orangutans
They were Muenster trucks.
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#18 - freespeech
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#30 to #18 - twitchalicious **User deleted account**
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#31 to #18 - fatalkill
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**fatalkill rolls 150** hey *name here* wanna go out somtime
#29 to #18 - stoppableforce
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**stoppableforce rolls 400** set her on fire
#28 to #18 - anon
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 054** Get a wingman in one of her classes, tell him to say great things about you to her, but don't let him tell her who it is. Make him do this for 3 weeks and then of the last day of this, tell your wingman to tell her to meet you at a certain place. that is when you grow the balls to ask her.
#252 to #18 - anon
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 682**
I'm not big on rolling, or girls, but you should do a secret present, which has a dildo and a message to ask her to go out.
#257 to #18 - twatdestroyerr
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**twatdestroyerr rolls 646** slap her with your dick
#263 to #18 - anon
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 337**
#36 to #18 - faketitties
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**faketitties rolls 151** get a tattoo of her face on your left buttcheek(has to be left) that says "date me" under her face. moon her between classes until she gets the message.
#261 to #18 - herrdouchebag
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**herrdouchebag rolls 090**
#38 to #18 - foelkera
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**foelkera rolls 979** Show up at school with guns, tell her the whole school dies if she doesn't go on a date with you.
#76 to #18 - wargriff
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**wargriff rolls 636** Tell her "I got a 14 inch dick and a giant wallet, lets go out and i might just use both on you."
#77 to #76 - wargriff
Reply +2
(12/28/2011) [-]
So close..
#22 to #18 - nevrit
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**nevrit rolls 566** smack her ass, call her sally, and ask when she wants to go out to the movies, but do it with confidence!
#24 to #22 - nevrit
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(12/28/2011) [-]
#23 to #22 - freespeech
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#34 to #18 - ragingdrunk
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**ragingdrunk rolls 666** show her your dick. say nothing when you whip it out
#35 to #34 - freespeech
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#40 to #35 - slurpphc
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(12/28/2011) [-]
It's okay. Everybody knows you're going to bitch out and not do anything.
#230 to #35 - Ballsofsteel
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(12/28/2011) [-]
If he needs funnyspunk to decide how to do it, he's not going to do it.
#45 to #35 - yourasiangamer
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(12/28/2011) [-]
OP better deliver
#247 to #35 - slicknugget
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(12/28/2011) [-]
man, if you give a description on how it goes ill give you props, its kinda hard to get pics while whippin ur dick out and getting a girl at the same time
#52 to #35 - robertsmash **User deleted account**
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#47 to #34 - dusktrainer **User deleted account**
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#258 to #34 - inuzukaa
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#260 to #34 - herrdouchebag
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#265 to #260 - lordbuttersi
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(12/29/2011) [-]
YOU MUST MAKE THIS FACE!
#37 to #34 - freindtoall
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#67 to #34 - maysonlee **User deleted account**
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#39 to #34 - slurpphc
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(12/28/2011) [-]
HOLY BITCHES.
#238 to #34 - successfulxtroll
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(12/28/2011) [-]
God?
God?
#43 to #34 - aurelius
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(12/28/2011) [-]
freespeech had better ******* do it.
#106 to #34 - theftbkid
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(12/28/2011) [-]
Absolute ************* win.
#69 to #34 - marymjc
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(12/28/2011) [-]
Screen Capped.
#256 to #34 - anon
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(12/28/2011) [-]
Since Dick is another name for Richard, OP should whip out a picture of Rick Astley and show it to her, and it should say "If you go out with me, I won't give you up or let you down or run around and desert you" or something to that effect.


Or he could just take out his PENIS.
#68 to #34 - marymjc
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#1 - nsizzle
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(12/27/2011) [-]
"So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable; all orangutans are named Clyde"

I lost it here
#127 to #1 - pwnnoobsalldai
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(12/28/2011) [-]
i actually started rolling around in my bed laughing so hard.
#2 - yournewdad
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(12/27/2011) [-]
haha Fukken laughed my ass off xD
#84 to #2 - alihilalk
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#20 - alanthewhite
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 014,806,353**
#49 to #20 - dragongod
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**dragongod rolls 846,159,484**
#51 to #20 - anon
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 349,475,138**

+1 anon
#234 - treasuretroll
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(12/28/2011) [-]
#242 to #234 - steelhawk
Reply +9
(12/28/2011) [-]
you are not an orangutan
#4 - hkscreen
Reply +14
(12/27/2011) [-]
Start the thread...
#17 to #4 - mootootoo
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(12/28/2011) [-]
>Post 4chan
>Get front page
#12 to #4 - theomegaman
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(12/27/2011) [-]
All orang-utans are called Clyde, and that fact is non-negotiable.
#5 to #4 - aberhand
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(12/27/2011) [-]
Orangutans will get you bitches
#6 to #5 - vanhoutte
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(12/27/2011) [-]
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#104 - vixq
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(12/28/2011) [-]
First to roll trips decides how i ask some chick out.
#105 to #104 - bronyfluttershy
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**bronyfluttershy rolls 392** **** her friends, then ask her
#122 to #104 - larvitarsunite
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**larvitarsunite rolls 192** ask her out next time you see her by making out with her infront of her friends
#108 to #104 - whiteninjaboy
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**whiteninjaboy rolls 2,784** ok you take her on the date of her life (spending no less than $200) then you kindly ask her to be your girlfriend when she accepts you must then say "**** THIS **** let's get married" welcome to your new happy life
#110 to #108 - whiteninjaboy
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**whiteninjaboy rolls 5,389** not ******* trips. I'm rolling until i get it now Richard Simmonsgot
#112 to #110 - whiteninjaboy
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**whiteninjaboy rolls 3**
#113 to #112 - whiteninjaboy
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**whiteninjaboy rolls 0,718,251**
#114 to #104 - nnewmy
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**nnewmy rolls 630**
you write i love you with your **** and give it to her
#115 to #104 - walrusnipples
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**walrusnipples rolls 198** Tell her Walrusnipples sent you. She'll understand
#116 to #104 - anon
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 449**

you walk up to her with a **** ton of crap in your hands and drop a book, a notebook or ******** but fill that ****** up with hearts or some rainbow ****,

look at that broad with an awkward smile and ****** walk away. yeah bitch walk the **** away all awkward and ****


go back to the broad about an hour or so ******* later.

be like sorry bitch, i didnt want you too see that, see i kinda wana ask you out and you startled me its been on my mind and ****.

now bitch , suck my dick and ****, you're my girl. be my girlfriend and ****.
make a ******* corn soup, ****** bacon in that ****. more bacon, jack daniels, salsa/bbq sauce mix,
SAWCE BAUSE.

Invite that bitch to dinner, offer head, eat that bitches waffle. salty. yum

make her into a salad. yeah toss that ****, no lube,
***** for pussies.
RAW ..
salad tossed bitch. thats how you ****** roll. thats how you get that ****** girl.

#128 to #116 - quapofitruko
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(12/28/2011) [-]
DO IT. ****** DO MAN.

EVEN THOUGH I DIDNT LOG IN. DO THAT ****
#119 to #116 - anon
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(12/28/2011) [-]
^ just ****** do this. just do it.
#118 to #104 - anon
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 994** dont be a pussy go straight to her next time you see her (even if shes with friends) you kiss her and say "you me tonight" and take her to dinner that night
#124 to #104 - kikkilinu
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**kikkilinu rolls 213** Throw acid in her eyes, **** her ear, and then propose.
#125 to #104 - anon
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 948** **** underwear. give ****** underwear to here with note attached that say will you go out with me.
#150 to #104 - marking
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**marking rolls 675**
Ok first of all you need to become the llama king, youll do this by gong to the alps and finding a llama once you find it you have to challenge her into battle by making the sound "UNGLUKUNGLUK" repeatedly once you defeat you have to mate with it, ninemonths later itll give birth to a crown. now you are the llama king- use your llama powers (obtained by wearing the crown) and call in a heard of llamas to kidnap the chick you want, she will be then raped by a llama named joe and joe will tell you if she is a suitable mating partner (if she isnt repeat process), once done that ask here out by saying "you, me, date now!" once she accepts (she will, nobody resists the llama king) go to a nice restaurant and fight the waiter to assert your manliness, continue asserting your power until she gives in and you both have sex in the middle of everyone and also tell everyone in the restaurant that by order of the king of llamas they must all stay and take notes of how they had sex or they will be killed by the llamas. the notes will be then taken by carol (another llama) and be graded, depending on their grade if they will pass sexual education llama class.
#177 to #104 - thejellyman **User deleted account**
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#117 to #104 - legitstonzer
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**legitstonzer rolls 904** just ran over your dog wanna go out?
#136 to #104 - jingers
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**jingers rolls 888** Ask her out really sweetly, maybe with a box of chocolates or a rose.
#139 to #136 - vixq
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(12/28/2011) [-]
Thank God it was you that got trips. Thank you friend.

#202 - genetticrat ONLINE
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(12/28/2011) [-]
So this is how it's done. You allow her to get married to another man and then her and her husband die. Their son is then shipped of to his aunt and uncle. Meanwhile you become a teacher at the school you went to and also under the man that murdered her and her husband. When the boy's old enough he'll come to school and you'll teach him and be really strict. You will get yourself killed in the boy's seventh year in school. Then the boy shall learn what a nice guy his potions master really was and how his father ruined your life.
#210 to #202 - shitshitshit
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#204 to #202 - airmax
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(12/28/2011) [-]
wow. you got me good.
#227 to #202 - SomeRandomPerson [OP]
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(12/28/2011) [-]
I didnt see that coming, thumb for you
#203 to #202 - teohalgro
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(12/28/2011) [-]
hahahaha i did not see that coming
#206 to #202 - usernameerror
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(12/28/2011) [-]
**usernameerror rolled a random image posted in comment #450 at Man Logic ** amazing
#219 to #202 - smilingmountain
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(12/28/2011) [-]
Got it when you said shipped to his Aunt and Uncle's
#7 - mattdoggy
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(12/27/2011) [-]
party hard clyde
#65 - shutyomouth
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(12/28/2011) [-]
In Clint Eastwood's Every Which Way But Loose, the orangutan is named Clyde.
#96 to #65 - InfiniteFetus ONLINE
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(12/28/2011) [-]
"Right turn, Clyde."
#173 to #96 - mrford
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(12/28/2011) [-]
damnit you beet me to it!
#174 to #65 - mrford
Reply +1
(12/28/2011) [-]
"scrap the merc, clyde"
#98 to #65 - xxxslayerxxx
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(12/28/2011) [-]
Yeah that's because all orangutan's are named Clyde.