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The prefect way to make her jealous. Epic ideas are epic, also warms my heart and other areas of my body when i read it . Hey Eh! Just found em the girl I new w

Epic ideas are epic, also warms my heart and other areas of my body when i read it

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Hey Eh!
Just found em the girl I new who We been with for years- Deosn' t want to be with me anymore.
Pest ending in 93 decides what I do new - .'
**** her friends
the on and enjoy your life.
their her mom.
Okay. this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I' m not talking a little monkey or some some dancing chimp ******** , I mean a ******* orangutan.
Dent ask me how youre gonna get a ******* .. because that' s not my amblers
So the orangutan' s name is Clyde. This is , ell orangutans are earned Clyde, I don' t know why that is. its just how the world works. so
you and Clyde became man (and ape) about town. You' re seen everywhere together- you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups- the
tah loud. you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty. you the orangutan. The town begins be buzz. it gets back to her. "Did you
know the guy with the orangutan'?", ‘Tee used to date the guy with the orangutan?"- "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next
thing you mow she' s calling.
I' m hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?"
Gees. I dunno: the and Clyde were going to go to a monster mistar race tonight {orangutans have monster truce's. In fact. the whole social calendar
seems kinda full. I tell you what, I' ll make a little new (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze we in. Oh. well, you know my number
so don' t be a strai- Hey. tool: at the that I gotta strata, (Hyde' s making limitless."
At this point the upper hand is yours You can let her twist in the wind. you sen drew her back into your life at the ease you decide Whatelse. it' s
your life. But a smart man? the slowly phase her back in. Irving. You' re talking on Live. You get invited to family functions- You bring
Clyde. he becomes like one ofthe family. You' re we big Brady Bunch.
Orangutans
They were Muenster trucks.
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#20 - alanthewhite (12/28/2011) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 014,806,353**
User avatar #49 to #20 - dragongod (12/28/2011) [-]
**dragongod rolls 846,159,484**
#51 to #20 - anon (12/28/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 349,475,138**

+1 anon
User avatar #1 - nsizzle (12/27/2011) [-]
"So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable; all orangutans are named Clyde"

I lost it here
User avatar #127 to #1 - pwnnoobsalldai (12/28/2011) [-]
i actually started rolling around in my bed laughing so hard.
#242 to #234 - steelhawk (12/28/2011) [-]
you are not an orangutan
#2 - yournewdad (12/27/2011) [-]
haha Fukken laughed my ass off xD
User avatar #202 - genetticrat (12/28/2011) [-]
So this is how it's done. You allow her to get married to another man and then her and her husband die. Their son is then shipped of to his aunt and uncle. Meanwhile you become a teacher at the school you went to and also under the man that murdered her and her husband. When the boy's old enough he'll come to school and you'll teach him and be really strict. You will get yourself killed in the boy's seventh year in school. Then the boy shall learn what a nice guy his potions master really was and how his father ruined your life.
#204 to #202 - airmax (12/28/2011) [-]
wow. you got me good.
User avatar #227 to #202 - SomeRandomPerson (12/28/2011) [-]
I didnt see that coming, thumb for you
#206 to #202 - usernameerror (12/28/2011) [-]
**usernameerror rolled a random image posted in comment #450 at Man Logic ** amazing
User avatar #203 to #202 - teohalgro (12/28/2011) [-]
hahahaha i did not see that coming
#219 to #202 - smilingmountain (12/28/2011) [-]
Got it when you said shipped to his Aunt and Uncle's
#7 - mattdoggy (12/27/2011) [-]
party hard clyde
#65 - shutyomouth (12/28/2011) [-]
In Clint Eastwood's Every Which Way But Loose, the orangutan is named Clyde.
User avatar #96 to #65 - InfiniteFetus (12/28/2011) [-]
"Right turn, Clyde."
#173 to #96 - mrford (12/28/2011) [-]
damnit you beet me to it!
#174 to #65 - mrford (12/28/2011) [-]
"scrap the merc, clyde"
User avatar #98 to #65 - xxxslayerxxx (12/28/2011) [-]
Yeah that's because all orangutan's are named Clyde.
#241 - RanDumPurSin (12/28/2011) [-]
.....NNNOOOOOOO!!!!!
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#18 - freespeech has deleted their comment [-]
#28 to #18 - anon (12/28/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 054** Get a wingman in one of her classes, tell him to say great things about you to her, but don't let him tell her who it is. Make him do this for 3 weeks and then of the last day of this, tell your wingman to tell her to meet you at a certain place. that is when you grow the balls to ask her.
User avatar #29 to #18 - stoppableforce (12/28/2011) [-]
**stoppableforce rolls 400** set her on fire
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#30 to #18 - twitchalicious **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #31 to #18 - fatalkill (12/28/2011) [-]
**fatalkill rolls 150** hey *name here* wanna go out somtime
#252 to #18 - anon (12/28/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 682**
I'm not big on rolling, or girls, but you should do a secret present, which has a dildo and a message to ask her to go out.
#257 to #18 - twatdestroyerr (12/28/2011) [-]
**twatdestroyerr rolls 646** slap her with your dick
#36 to #18 - faketitties (12/28/2011) [-]
**faketitties rolls 151** get a tattoo of her face on your left buttcheek(has to be left) that says "date me" under her face. moon her between classes until she gets the message.
#263 to #18 - anon (12/28/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 337**
User avatar #38 to #18 - foelkera (12/28/2011) [-]
**foelkera rolls 979** Show up at school with guns, tell her the whole school dies if she doesn't go on a date with you.
#261 to #18 - herrdouchebag (12/28/2011) [-]
**herrdouchebag rolls 090**
User avatar #76 to #18 - wargriff (12/28/2011) [-]
**wargriff rolls 636** Tell her "I got a 14 inch dick and a giant wallet, lets go out and i might just use both on you."
#77 to #76 - wargriff (12/28/2011) [-]
So close..
User avatar #22 to #18 - nevrit ONLINE (12/28/2011) [-]
**nevrit rolls 566** smack her ass, call her sally, and ask when she wants to go out to the movies, but do it with confidence!
#24 to #22 - nevrit ONLINE (12/28/2011) [-]
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User avatar #34 to #18 - ragingdrunk (12/28/2011) [-]
**ragingdrunk rolls 666** show her your dick. say nothing when you whip it out
+100
#35 to #34 - freespeech has deleted their comment [-]
#40 to #35 - slurpphc (12/28/2011) [-]
It's okay. Everybody knows you're going to bitch out and not do anything.
User avatar #230 to #35 - Ballsofsteel (12/28/2011) [-]
If he needs funnyspunk to decide how to do it, he's not going to do it.
#247 to #35 - slicknugget (12/28/2011) [-]
man, if you give a description on how it goes ill give you props, its kinda hard to get pics while whippin ur dick out and getting a girl at the same time
User avatar #45 to #35 - yourasiangamer (12/28/2011) [-]
OP better deliver
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#52 to #35 - robertsmash **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#265 to #260 - lordbuttersi (12/29/2011) [-]
YOU MUST MAKE THIS FACE!
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#47 to #34 - dusktrainer **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#39 to #34 - slurpphc (12/28/2011) [-]
HOLY BITCHES.
#256 to #34 - anon (12/28/2011) [-]
Since Dick is another name for Richard, OP should whip out a picture of Rick Astley and show it to her, and it should say "If you go out with me, I won't give you up or let you down or run around and desert you" or something to that effect.


Or he could just take out his PENIS.
User avatar #43 to #34 - aurelius (12/28/2011) [-]
freespeech had better ******* do it.
#69 to #34 - marymjc (12/28/2011) [-]
Screen Capped.
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#170 - zeked (12/28/2011) [-]
**zeked rolled a random image posted in comment #256 at title ** what i do when rejected
#193 to #170 - herashak (12/28/2011) [-]
Oddly related...
#4 - hkscreen (12/27/2011) [-]
Start the thread...
User avatar #17 to #4 - mootootoo (12/28/2011) [-]
>Post 4chan
>Get front page
User avatar #12 to #4 - theomegaman (12/27/2011) [-]
All orang-utans are called Clyde, and that fact is non-negotiable.
#5 to #4 - aberhand (12/27/2011) [-]
Orangutans will get you bitches
#6 to #5 - vanhoutte (12/27/2011) [-]
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User avatar #236 - evildrwill (12/28/2011) [-]
It has to be Clyde, non-negotiable. ftw
#55 - anon (12/28/2011) [-]
just hanging with clyde at the monster truck rally
#168 - someblackguy (12/28/2011) [-]
pic related.
pic related.
#19 - nonstopz (12/28/2011) [-]
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#211 - afroadam (12/28/2011) [-]
anyone else think of this movie while reading
#213 to #211 - anon (12/28/2011) [-]
No
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#207 - HowtoFail **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#218 to #207 - iamderzerstorer (12/28/2011) [-]
MFW santa
MFW santa
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User avatar #8 - vigorion (12/27/2011) [-]
I might just have been here too long, but I can't se why this shouldn't work... I mean besides from getting an orangutan. He makes a damn compelling case out of it!
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