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Diamond is the hardest metal

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User avatar #74 - coustify (12/28/2011) [+] (10 replies)
Can someone type it out please so i can copy paste it? :)
#77 to #74 - victoronefourtwo (12/28/2011) [-]
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 9000 wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 9000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not the hardest metal known to man.
#8 - anonymous (12/27/2011) [+] (4 replies)
MY COCK IS THE HARDEST METAL KNOWN TO MAN
#10 to #8 - xactor (12/27/2011) [-]
known to MAN
known to MAN
#18 - Holddownn (12/27/2011) [+] (8 replies)
MFW I posted this less than a week ago and got 5 thumbs.
#87 - anonymous (12/28/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Sounds like something Aperture would do.
#57 - SevenForOhNoe (12/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
my car died in that crash
#70 - gameboyjsa (12/28/2011) [-]
The funniest thing i ever read.
#12 - carlisle (12/27/2011) [-]
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#1 - anonymous (12/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
gold
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#102 - warlockrichard (12/28/2011) [+] (25 replies)
damn I had this in my reaction folder for forever I should have posted it
oh wait I FUCKING DID!
link for proof funnyjunk.com/funny_picture...
User avatar #73 - zicamox (12/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
A 400 iron of made hour per car they wall then to diamond miles into going proceeded a crash. The results devastated mankind for centuries.
#82 to #73 - anonymous (12/28/2011) [-]
All the sentences made sense grammatically, not logically. However, your sentence doesn't make sense either way, so please try again. Honest suggestion.
#40 - nrobchavez (12/28/2011) [-]
god save me, this is the good stuff right here
god save me, this is the good stuff right here
#5 - anonymous (12/27/2011) [-]
minecraft
User avatar #69 - negativeone (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Why would you build a wall out of diamond? It seems like such a waste.
User avatar #88 to #69 - gameboyjsa (12/28/2011) [-]
building a car out of 40 diamonds per iron really is cost effective
#11 - anonymous (12/27/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at I had no idea ** Fucking genius.
#66 - georgewillben (12/28/2011) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #2 - ilovehitler (12/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Diamond is still not a metal.
#13 to #2 - realyboredguy (12/27/2011) [-]
Thats the joke fucktard.
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