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#103 - sierramistfourteen has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #102 - hyrule (12/28/2011) [-]
I thought this was going to end with

Stop in the doorway
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
#101 - KungFuZerO (12/28/2011) [-]
ts;dr

too small didn't read
User avatar #96 - SoupInACup (12/28/2011) [-]
>Seemingly normal story
>Plot begins to rise
>Story is getting even more exciting
>Plot hits it maximum point
>Sudden odd turn, possibly something about spaghetti
>Getting even more odd
>Okay this is just silly
>What the **** is going on
>Story ends
>Walk the dinosaPr
User avatar #95 - Floowanna (12/28/2011) [-]
one of the bests i've seen, well done
User avatar #94 - JustSage (12/28/2011) [-]
That was difficult to read without the enlarge button, but I pulled through and in the end, I loled.
#91 - pariahlol (12/28/2011) [-]
Enter Thread
Post Fap Content
Get Flagged
Enjoy 2 hour ban
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#105 to #91 - stupidkoch **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#100 to #91 - sleeiii (12/28/2011) [-]
saved to sort out later
saved to sort out later
#97 to #91 - griffinjennings (12/28/2011) [-]
Jesus, that's a lot of tits.
#98 to #97 - pariahlol (12/28/2011) [-]
Yup. Something like 218
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#88 - shnoople has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #85 - rupturedpelvis (12/28/2011) [-]
> Be 12 in band class
> Pull out my trombone ( ******* awesome)
> Start playing star spangled banner.
> Cute girl playing flut looks at me during a rest.
> Winks at me.
> I feel my heart race.
> I can't contain myself.
> Explosive diarrhea starts spewing from my ******* .
> I try clenching, but **** runs down my leg to the floor.
> MY fellow trombonists are mortified.
> I puke into the mouthpiece.
> Green throwup flies out of the horn.
> hits the girl in the eye.
> My band teacher farts and then rapes the girl in the eye.
> I shove the trombone up my ass to plug up my butthole.
> Nearly drown in puke and **** .
> Pee on the carpet.
> Who was phone?
User avatar #87 to #85 - DisgruntledTomato ONLINE (12/28/2011) [-]
well at least you tried being funny...
User avatar #93 to #90 - DisgruntledTomato ONLINE (12/28/2011) [-]
You know what, I was being a bastard. Sorry. Have all my money and my leg
#104 to #93 - rupturedpelvis (12/28/2011) [-]
Spent 20 minutes lookin for this **** on google, but **** . Thanks bro.
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#82 - anonymous (12/28/2011) [-]
DO YOU REALLY THINK PEOPLE READ THIS CRAP . O WAIT " THEY DO . LOSERS !

#81 - anonymous (12/27/2011) [-]
4chan.......full of normal people
#80 - scoobydoobydo (12/27/2011) [-]
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#78 - urapooper (12/27/2011) [-]
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#77 - pokerfaceanonymous (12/27/2011) [-]
>Cute new girl in my grade, came to my school a little while back   
>Become her friend by being nice to her, etc.   
>Gain up courage to ask her out on a date   
>She happily says yes   
>						********					.jpg   
>Go to dinner, have a great time   
>Take her back to her house, we go into her room   
>About to have sexy time, but she says: "Wait, I need something.."   
>"What is it?"   
> She bent down and said "I need about tree fiddy"   
> I should have realized she was that god damn lochness monster when I realized she was seven stories tall
>Cute new girl in my grade, came to my school a little while back
>Become her friend by being nice to her, etc.
>Gain up courage to ask her out on a date
>She happily says yes
> ******** .jpg
>Go to dinner, have a great time
>Take her back to her house, we go into her room
>About to have sexy time, but she says: "Wait, I need something.."
>"What is it?"
> She bent down and said "I need about tree fiddy"
> I should have realized she was that god damn lochness monster when I realized she was seven stories tall

#71 - colonelbyers (12/27/2011) [-]
whoa glad I saved this
#70 - dubinator (12/27/2011) [-]
>At a Christmas party with friends.
>AMAZING girl is starring at me
>She's biting her lip.
>Instant boner.
>Oh god please don't notice.
>She comes up and asks me if I have been ******* .
>I choke up, sweat rolling down my face.
>She grabs my hand and leads me into a bed room.
>She rips my pants off and starts to suck my dick.
>Feelsgoodman.
>I can't hold back any longer.
>Just as I explode in her mouth I shout "FOS RA DAH"
>Sheer jizz explosion rips her head off.
>People open the door to find out what happened.
>They get on the floor.
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.
>Turns out prison has internet.

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